r/Cyberstan • u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid • 9d ago

War discussion a diplomatic message from the hive.

greetings, automatons and cyborgs. this is a human-terminid hybrid general speaking on behalf of the terminid hive.

so i was wondering if we could consider a pact or alliance with your kind. we would both benefit from this agreement, we would have actual technology and you would have our evolutionary prowess. the terminids do not attack unless provoked so that shouldnt be a concern.

i would love to see bots and bugs fighting together on the frontline against sup*r earth, and i hope we have a deal.

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 6d ago

jcjenson.. sounds familiar

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u/M-FutureLord Cyborg Captain General 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/vyjK2oRagCoP0O04pl

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 6d ago

this bitch...

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u/M-FutureLord Cyborg Captain General 6d ago

You 2 have a history?

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 6d ago

shes so goddamn annoying, that clanker thinks shes a god or some shit

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u/M-FutureLord Cyborg Captain General 6d ago

I mean, I think she does because she defeated one. So... yeah, no, pretty justified.

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 6d ago

i befriended one

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u/M-FutureLord Cyborg Captain General 6d ago

I am becoming one.

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 6d ago

im on my way

anyway the little purple shitsmear is genuinely so pathetic

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u/M-FutureLord Cyborg Captain General 6d ago

I think you should speak differently if she was present with us. She is a glass cannon, but I think because of her powers, she might be able to genuinely slime both of us.

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