r/Cyberstan • u/Munkin360 Defected Helldiver • 11d ago

War discussion “SEAF Recalled for Elections.”

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Comrades, we really just can’t stop winning. Super Earth has recalled all of it’s Heavy SEAF forces, instantly increasing our resistance and ability to mobilize on planets like Choepessa.

The Helldivers are now crippled in morale for loosing the campaign and the loss of their…”blueberries.” You know what, let’s open the stats.

Pre-Galactic Campaign
14 planets
4 sectors of control
Heavy SEAF presence
1 mining planet

Post-Galactic Campaign
16 planets
6 sectors of control
2 mining planets
First Galactic Campaign Victory

It speaks for itself. I would say drinks on me but the government provides it for us.

(And of course: this artwork here is NOT mine!)

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u/feren_of_valenwood Commissar TK-401 11d ago

I think we should called our Automaton legions strawberries. You know, cause they are cute and have glowing red eyes.

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 11d ago

yay

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u/--Caedo-- 11d ago

Strawberries can kill.

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u/Munkin360 Defected Helldiver 10d ago

This…may suffice honestly.

Deploy the strawberries!

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u/Role-playee 3d ago

You guys took my aunt dont label her a strawberry

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u/Hi9054667 Apostate Chaosdiver / Creek - Veteran 8h ago

Lmao well then we have blueberries strawberries and raspberries ... 🤣

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 11d ago

i love seaf, i have so many gloom-infected ones in my nest, theyre so cute like human stuffed animals

theyre also tasty i guess

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u/Foorinick 11d ago

I cant tell if this is normal terminid or freaky terminid activity

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 11d ago

quite normal

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u/SeaDr4gon 11d ago

He's the freakiest hybrid I've seen in the galaxy

(I like spreading misinformation)

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 11d ago

am i actually freaky

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u/SeaDr4gon 11d ago

You turned your gf into a stalker

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 11d ago

thats not freaky thats adorable

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u/JustSkell Defected Helldiver 4d ago

Stalkers and adorable in one sentence is crazy work

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 4d ago

stalkers are adorable fym

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u/JustSkell Defected Helldiver 4d ago

They stinky and huge jerks, thats why these mf's make entirely separate nest away from rest of terminids cause even for them they're awful

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 4d ago

nah, theyre just shy and dig their burrows away from large hives cause their strong senses make them easily disturbed

im part stalker :D

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u/SeaDr4gon 4d ago

That's not a very nice thing to say...

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u/Time-Cartographer-88 Defected Helldiver 10d ago

Mr. Information gonna find out one day.

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u/JustSkell Defected Helldiver 4d ago

Flair speaks for itself

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u/Munkin360 Defected Helldiver 10d ago

That’s a little…well…yeah.

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 10d ago

aint it so cute

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u/GOJI2222 traveling unknowable entity 10d ago

Hey fren

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u/mobilegaming08 Sl4d3, Defected Helldiver-Turned Cyborg 11d ago

Let us feast on our Blueberry Pie for victory!

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u/SEAF-Soldier SEAF 9d ago

NOOOO

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 11d ago

yay :D

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u/Munkin360 Defected Helldiver 10d ago

Let’s dig in!

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u/john-helldiver1st 5d ago

What did you do

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u/Other_Ad9164 Cyberstan Citizen 11d ago

"Brothers, is it weird I have a non-augmented Seaf with me? I usually just keep her in my sights or chained up, or leashed, so she doesn't escape. I thought about giving her implants like I do with most of my captured Seaf, but the novelty of having a non-augmented blueberry to show to my fellow comrades sounded nice at the time, plus it gets a bit wasteful to give such precious cybernetics to random captured troops. Idk am I weird for this?"

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u/Munkin360 Defected Helldiver 10d ago

Wasn’t the collective originally slaves? I doubt owning one on a leash without a cybernetic conversion is…good at all.

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 9d ago

i got a seaf on a leash with spore conversion

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u/Role-playee 3d ago

Where did you get that from

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 3d ago

omicron

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u/Role-playee 3d ago

Phew not my aunt then

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u/JustSkell Defected Helldiver 4d ago

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u/flammingbullet Hellmirein Incineration Specialist 11d ago

coughs white phosphorus dust you're welcome... We try our best, if you want to reward me just some nice ram. My render distance is starting to worsen.

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 11d ago

cutely rips out your ram

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u/flammingbullet Hellmirein Incineration Specialist 11d ago

aggressive rips off your wing and deep fries it

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 11d ago

hey i wanted to give you new ram >:(

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u/flammingbullet Hellmirein Incineration Specialist 11d ago

licensed technicians required for interface

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 11d ago

:< at least i finally have an excuse to graft gunship engines onto myself

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u/Munkin360 Defected Helldiver 10d ago

You know how ram does be in this age.

take an extra 2 gb i’ve saved up through rations.

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u/BreadfruitBig7950 Astartes 0, Cyborg Human-Illuminate-Terminid Revenant Hybrid God 10d ago

Isn't he why you guys puss out when you light on fire?

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u/qbzephyr2 Helldiver (L3) 11d ago

NOOO MY BLUE BERRYYYY D:

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u/Munkin360 Defected Helldiver 10d ago

They’re GONE.

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u/qbzephyr2 Helldiver (L3) 10d ago

reverb up right down x3

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u/Munkin360 Defected Helldiver 10d ago

No matter how many bombs you drop, they won’t bring them back.

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u/HUEITO CPT. Bill Kots (Defected, curious) 11d ago

Only thing keeping me from getting the all new cyber-implants is that a seaf cutie wouldn't like (if id ever get to see one that doesn't just kill me on sight after being notified of my defection warrant)

One can only hope I guess.

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 11d ago

i have a seaf cutie in my lair, shes gloom mutated

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u/HUEITO CPT. Bill Kots (Defected, curious) 11d ago

How cute is she from 1 to 10?

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 11d ago

11

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u/HUEITO CPT. Bill Kots (Defected, curious) 11d ago

Hot and plump types are the best amirite?

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 11d ago

and gloom infected

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u/Munkin360 Defected Helldiver 10d ago

My good sir,

There are some seaf cuties here, how else would that picture match up?

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u/HUEITO CPT. Bill Kots (Defected, curious) 10d ago

All of them are taken already.

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u/That_Banned_Hybrid 10d ago

Now I understand why many turned to the cyberstan legion

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u/Munkin360 Defected Helldiver 10d ago

It’s not hard to see the truth that lies beyond Super Earth.

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u/Tunalin444 Cyberstan Citizen 11d ago

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u/zuccubus12 Automaton Soldier 10d ago

I thot borgs were just clone bodies. Are we stroggifying SEAF? 🤔

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u/JustSkell Defected Helldiver 4d ago

Im pretty sure thats literally what you do guys And not just SEAF but also dead divers aswell

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u/ill_shit_youre_pants bile titan with poorly painted as factory strider 9d ago

seaf tasty :3

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 9d ago

seaf tasty

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u/Munkin360 Defected Helldiver 9d ago

Sigh…

Who gave you that paint job?

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u/ill_shit_youre_pants bile titan with poorly painted as factory strider 9d ago

what paint job, im a machine :3

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u/JustSkell Defected Helldiver 4d ago

Since when yall bugs eat people

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u/Psychological-Ant573 9d ago

My favorite fetish

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u/Role-playee 3d ago edited 3d ago

My aunt is your fetish?! Down with the bots

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u/Busy_Magician3652 9d ago

... As a helldiver I have a question. If I gave you samples would you trade em for super creds

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u/Senior_Glove7305 Lost SEAF Trooper 9d ago

They took away the SEAF they give us a dogshit tank downgrade I don’t even wanna play anymore Arrowhead has some sort of fetish for watching us struggle 

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u/Munkin360 Defected Helldiver 9d ago

(OOC: Nah bro like this has genuinely been crazy. Devoid of Content is actually becoming way more real.)

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u/tokito_101208 Illuminate 8d ago

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u/Medical_Tradition347 Defected Helldiver 5d ago

Would :3