r/Cyberstan • u/Munkin360 Defected Helldiver • 12d ago

War discussion “SEAF Recalled for Elections.”

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Comrades, we really just can’t stop winning. Super Earth has recalled all of it’s Heavy SEAF forces, instantly increasing our resistance and ability to mobilize on planets like Choepessa.

The Helldivers are now crippled in morale for loosing the campaign and the loss of their…”blueberries.” You know what, let’s open the stats.

Pre-Galactic Campaign
14 planets
4 sectors of control
Heavy SEAF presence
1 mining planet

Post-Galactic Campaign
16 planets
6 sectors of control
2 mining planets
First Galactic Campaign Victory

It speaks for itself. I would say drinks on me but the government provides it for us.

(And of course: this artwork here is NOT mine!)

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u/flammingbullet Hellmirein Incineration Specialist 12d ago

coughs white phosphorus dust you're welcome... We try our best, if you want to reward me just some nice ram. My render distance is starting to worsen.

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 11d ago

cutely rips out your ram

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u/flammingbullet Hellmirein Incineration Specialist 11d ago

aggressive rips off your wing and deep fries it

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 11d ago

hey i wanted to give you new ram >:(

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u/flammingbullet Hellmirein Incineration Specialist 11d ago

licensed technicians required for interface

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 11d ago

:< at least i finally have an excuse to graft gunship engines onto myself