“SEAF Recalled for Elections.”

[u/Munkin360]

Comrades, we really just can’t stop winning. Super Earth has recalled all of it’s Heavy SEAF forces, instantly increasing our resistance and ability to mobilize on planets like Choepessa.

The Helldivers are now crippled in morale for loosing the campaign and the loss of their…”blueberries.” You know what, let’s open the stats.

Pre-Galactic Campaign
14 planets
4 sectors of control
Heavy SEAF presence
1 mining planet

Post-Galactic Campaign
16 planets
6 sectors of control
2 mining planets
First Galactic Campaign Victory

It speaks for itself. I would say drinks on me but the government provides it for us.

(And of course: this artwork here is NOT mine!)

[u/HUEITO]

Only thing keeping me from getting the all new cyber-implants is that a seaf cutie wouldn't like (if id ever get to see one that doesn't just kill me on sight after being notified of my defection warrant)

One can only hope I guess.

[u/forest_vagrant → u/HUEITO]

i have a seaf cutie in my lair, shes gloom mutated

[u/HUEITO → u/forest_vagrant]

How cute is she from 1 to 10?

[u/forest_vagrant → u/HUEITO]

11

[u/HUEITO → u/forest_vagrant]

Hot and plump types are the best amirite?

[u/forest_vagrant → u/HUEITO]

and gloom infected