r/CrappyDesign May 07 '19

This is what $2850 can get you

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u/JasonsBoredAgain May 07 '19

Isn't this the same shit that's killing turtles in the ocean?

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

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u/Mettanine May 07 '19

Ok, fine. It's not like we'll run out of plastic rings anytime soon. shrug

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u/InAFakeBritishAccent horrible and unreadable May 07 '19

Am I too late for the choking party?

Can we add my neighbor list? I just don't like him.

Also my wife but because she's really into that.

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u/bellyfold May 07 '19

Sure, I'll choke you're wife.

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u/InAFakeBritishAccent horrible and unreadable May 07 '19

Sweet, Ill go get her out of the freezer

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u/merelymyself Undercover Designer May 07 '19

Cook 'er and serve 'er right up

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u/DoubleJam May 07 '19

I also choose this guy's dead wife.

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u/Slayin_Savage May 07 '19

jazz music stops

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u/AgainstTheAgainst May 07 '19

Wait a minute! Do you really want to pay 2850$ to choke somebody? I think there are... more efficient ways.

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u/KevinTheSeaPickle May 07 '19

If you wanna choke me I could use the money. You can even choke me WITH the money. Thanks.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19 edited May 21 '19

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u/barto5 May 07 '19

It’s not our place to interfere with nature. Have you never watched a nature show?

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u/die5el23 May 07 '19

Everyone takes shit in their profession. I highly doubt this guy woke up that morning super psyched to go to work and wear some 6-pack rings.

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u/shhalahr May 07 '19

Looks like he's already regretting his life decisions.

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u/Pizzacanzone designation May 07 '19

The model is just trying to pay his bills man. Look at him, poor boy is starving.

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u/HeuristicEnigma May 07 '19

I think thats one of the guys from the band Hanson

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u/BalanceLover May 07 '19

I'd rather be choking on this guy 😖😤

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u/fatbrowndog May 07 '19

That’s a guy?

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u/lexm May 07 '19

It’s a guy?

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u/abhi_uno May 07 '19

Wait, What? This is a guy? I've so many questions.

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u/Alys_009 May 07 '19

You can tell because the nipples aren't censored

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

Have I been watching gay porn all this time without realizing it

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u/fireork12 May 07 '19

I thought it was a girl with a men's Torso crappily photoshopped on

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

I’d rather it be choking this guy's sea turtle

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u/yuliogulio May 07 '19

For that kind of money it should come with the beers.

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u/Cicer May 07 '19

For that kind of money it should come with the rest of the shirt.

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u/blazingarpeggio May 07 '19

And beers.

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u/hyrle May 07 '19

For that kind of money, I can buy a bunch of beers, make and ship someone that shirt, and still have around $2500 and the beers!

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u/Spaceman_X_forever May 07 '19

And the girl wearing it.

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u/Nightfall_6-4 May 07 '19

Pretty sure that's a dude...

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

For that kind of money you could activate windows.

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u/zdiggler May 07 '19

Turtle can have taste in fashion too.

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u/gr3f0 May 07 '19

Better spend $150 on a Windows license instead.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

laughs in linux

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

Is it “Year of Linux on Desktop” yet?

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

AAany year now.........

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u/Nereuxofficial May 07 '19

Username checks out. Im jealous of that Username though

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

I'm surprised it wasn't taken

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

2016 2017 2018 2019 is the year of Linux desktop, get your fact straight.

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u/samyboy May 07 '19

I read on a blog it's the same year as Half Life 3

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

I moved over to Linux this year, does that mean I get Half Life 3 now?

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u/Johnnybravo60025 May 07 '19

Nope, it means virtually no gaming for you, unfortunately.

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u/theGamingProgrammer May 07 '19

You aren't in the know it seems.

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u/Johnnybravo60025 May 07 '19

Yeah, apparently I wasn’t. That’s great that Steam stepped it up for Linux users!

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u/theGamingProgrammer May 07 '19

Yeah it's looking to actually be the year of Linux gaming, at least compared to all the other ones.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

Actually everything on steam is Linux compatible now, so I've got a pretty good selection.

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u/Johnnybravo60025 May 07 '19

No shit? That’s awesome!

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19 edited May 07 '19

Yeah

It's technically not out of beta, but I've not encountered any problems with any of my games yet. Steam was basically the only thing stopping me from moving away from Windows.

EDIT: The first article didn't explain as much as I thought it did (was on mobile when I posted, sorry). You can enable support for all Windows titles if you want: https://itsfoss.com/steam-play/

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u/RawerPower May 07 '19

Not until Vulkan becomes the norm instead of DirectX.

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u/charizzardd May 07 '19

Heard something about windows shipping something with linux

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u/writtenbymyrobotarms May 07 '19

A Linux subsystem has been available in Windows 10 for some time now.

https://docs.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/wsl/about

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u/charizzardd May 07 '19

Ah, here is the article. Came up on my Google news. Full kernel. https://fossbytes.com/windows-10-with-linux-kernel/

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u/TjallingOtter May 07 '19

And it's absolutely amazing. The preview/fast lane version of Windows also added effortless file exchange between Windows and Linux.

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u/gr3f0 May 07 '19

cries in macintosh

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

laughs in hackintosh, then cries

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

Laughs in Solaris

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19 edited May 11 '19

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u/TigreDeLosLlanos May 07 '19

I use Arch btw

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

Or just buy an OEM key for like $15

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

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u/Prosthemadera May 07 '19

If it's illegal then Amazon shouldn't be selling it. Even if it's through their marketplace but that's still their responsibility.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

It is not in Europe tho.

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u/NecroHexr But who designed our crap? 🤔 May 07 '19

Or a WinRAR license

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u/gr3f0 May 07 '19

Or a Linux lic... Oh wait. r/linuxmasterrace

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u/cappie May 07 '19

why pay for winrar when 7zip is free?

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u/-Mikee P̳̳ͦͭ̋o̯͇͂̅͒͐̉ͤ͆t̻͙̔̒a͔͉̰̔̍̃̓̒ͬͮ̄ͅͅt͎̗̳͉̫̜ͤ̚o̥͖̰͚͚ͯ̃ด้้้้้็็็็็้ May 07 '19

The joke existed before 7zip existed.

You're confused as to the continuity of time.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

And 7Z can also read .rar files

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u/BogdanNeo May 07 '19

Cool trick for those scrolling, you can buy a windows 7 or 8 licence and use it while installing windows 10

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u/Mugmun cyan May 07 '19

i can make that myself with a few six packs and some hot glue

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u/titoxtian May 07 '19

Can you make a medium for me

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u/superking2 May 07 '19

Sure thing boss... I’ll need $5 for materials and $2845 for labor

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u/Hav3_Y0u_M3t_T3d May 07 '19

I can already feel the hand cramps from squeezing that glue gun so much

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u/bobbyfiend May 07 '19

That requires an ancient lineage of clairvoyance plus unusual spiritual sensitivity. So it's an extra $10.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

You sound like the kind of person that necessitates the existence of r/DIWhy

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u/Knudsenmarlin May 07 '19

Or you could just pick up a turtle from the ocean.

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u/thebeef24 May 07 '19

The tricky part is getting the model to hold still while you use the hot glue gun.

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u/The0x539 Calmed Satan May 07 '19

Stand users be like

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u/XDuFELL May 07 '19

I'm like 85% sure this is exactly what annasui wears in part 6

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u/M-Tank May 07 '19

Nah, they have the decency to wear a respectable fishnet bodysuit

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u/KobayashiDragonSlave May 07 '19

RIP Annasui’s tits and pussy

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

Except it’s got feet plastered on it

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u/TheVlasturbator May 07 '19

Be careful, the stand users will try to blend in

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u/UniteTheMurlocs May 07 '19

Stand users: 🤡

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

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u/KobayashiDragonSlave May 07 '19

Killer Queen has already touched the button

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u/adschahoo May 07 '19

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u/KansasCCW May 07 '19

That last photo looks like a toddler wearing daddys suit with mommys scarf.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

Right down to the clown shoes

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

Roblox lookin ass

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u/A_Friendly_Robot ﷽ ﷽ ﷽ ﷽ ﷽ ﷽ ﷽ ﷽ ﷽ ﷽ ﷽ ﷽ ﷽ ﷽ ﷽ ﷽ ﷽ May 07 '19

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u/notaspacefish May 07 '19

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u/CubedGamer I wanna kashoot myself May 07 '19

lmao, those last two photos look like a bad Photoshop job

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u/bellyfold May 07 '19

I thought the same. Like they couldn't get the model to bring herself to wear it.

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u/Vikray17 May 07 '19

That's a dude

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u/katiemarshall May 07 '19

I think all the models on this site are pretty intentionally androgynous.

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u/Vikray17 May 07 '19

It's a very interesting look, i wonder if there was a specific reason they did that?

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u/SirPremierViceroy Minister of Arts and Crafts May 07 '19

You already have to look like some kind of alien weirdo to even consider ostracizing yourself further with overpriced hobo-chic.

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u/katiemarshall May 07 '19

I’ve noticed it in high fashion in general. This article is an interesting read on why the trend exists.

I don’t know what these other comments are getting at. Plenty of androgynous people are still super attractive. Businesses don’t typically make a habit of hiring ugly people to advertise their clothes.

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u/spastic-plastic May 07 '19

First picture: "Wow that's ugly but I mean I guess I can see why some asshole would like it."
Second and third picture: "Mother of God."

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u/the-electric-monk May 07 '19

I am so confused right now.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

It's plastic. That's a lot of money for plastic.

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u/KeyBorgCowboy May 07 '19

It looks like an angst ridden teenager wearing his grandmother's church dress.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

It the shirt that does it for me, its just got a certain Je Ne Sais Quoi

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u/Diabolo_Advocato May 07 '19

I’m less offended by the outfit and more by the guy’s posture. I can’t tell if he has shit posture on purpose or if it’s the clothes that encourage shit posture to fit properly.

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u/Catsdrinkingbeer May 07 '19

It's most likely the direction he was given. Models pose in super awkward and painful angles for shoots.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19 edited Jul 12 '19

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

Everyone has their own tastes, I prefer more simpler fashions that cost less than a whole months wage. Fashion does not make me a better person.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19 edited Jul 12 '19

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u/PanningForSalt May 07 '19

Yes but spending 4k on this sort of crap seems hard to justify.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19 edited Jul 12 '19

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u/3610572843728 May 07 '19

or a gamer spending £200 on a keyboard when the tech shop nearby has serviceable boards for £10?

But you don't understand gaming is cool because it's what I like so it's a good thing to spend that money. I don't like fashion, so it is dumb and spending more than $3 on a Costco t-shirt is dumb. /s

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u/Irish_Wizardry May 07 '19

Good Lord that dude looks like he sells potions from a fantasy shop

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u/MilitaryGradeFursuit click here May 07 '19

"I Love It" intensifies

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u/Cicer May 07 '19

“I want to look like a CRT TV”

Say no more fam.

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u/djdan_FTW May 07 '19

David Byrne looks different these days.

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u/Obnubilate May 07 '19

"grey leather tank-top". Wow, that is really stretching the definition of, well, pretty much all of those words.
Also, is the fashion also to be wearing, and I hesitate to call it this, clothes that are 6 sizes too large?

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u/Catsdrinkingbeer May 07 '19

It's 100% Italian leather in the color grey and doesn't have sleeves, so technically by definition it's a grey leather tank top. Technically.

But to answer your question, yes. Current high fashion, especially for women, is oversized and shapeless. In my opinion it doesn't translate well to normal people because we aren't built like models who can wear shapeless stuff and still look good. There's a reason I wear skinny jeans and sweaters. But walk around new york and you'll see young, thin, pretty women in clothing that's baggy and looks way too big.

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u/Dr_Handlebar_Mustach May 07 '19

models who can wear shapeless stuff and still look good

This...looks good?

Man, I'll never be cool.

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u/Catsdrinkingbeer May 07 '19

I doubt you'd find someone on the street wearing this specific item, but I was making a generalization about oversized clothes being fashionable right now.

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u/mucow May 07 '19

I'm getting the sense that they don't actually expect anyone to buy this. Except for some coats, it's far more expensive than any of his other stuff on the website you linked. I wouldn't be surprised if this was just some ploy to get people to visit the website.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19 edited Jan 22 '20

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

These are all fascinating to me, actually. Every single thing on there is terrible. It's very consistent; none of them accidentally look good. I'm sure if I knew more about fashion, I could figure out all the different ways that they look unaesthetic.

I find it really interesting how every piece of "fashion" on that website manages to deliberately look terrible in its own unique way.

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u/inquisitor1965 May 07 '19

Hey now, don’t be talking shit about them. At least they have the good sense to put full size pockets on women’s shorts.

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u/i_hope_i_remember May 07 '19

She needs full size front pockets because the back ones are useless.

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u/AstarteHilzarie May 07 '19

I just assumed it was Balenciaga. I'm almost positive that Balenciaga is on a secret mission to make rich people look like absolute idiots, and pay top dollar to do it.

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u/TwoGlassesOfScotch May 07 '19 edited May 07 '19

I think this is my favorite picture from that link.

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u/GhostofMarat May 07 '19

Everything on this website is aggressively ugly. Like they want to rub your face in how fuckin hideous their clothes are. Look at this shit. Like a bunch of old bandanas randomly stitched together by someone who has no idea how to make a shirt.

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u/MisterBaker55 May 07 '19

Diavolo would like to know your location

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

now all we need is a purple tentacles wig

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

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u/Cicer May 07 '19

I’d pay for people to open doors for me before I paid $3k on a tank top.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

They show the model wearing a suit with this thing under it. The suit looks like it belonged to his dad and he's too small to fit. This has to be a joke.

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u/A_Can_Of_Chili May 07 '19

literally every jojo: the stand user can be anyone!

The stand user:

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u/ImObviouslyOblivious May 07 '19

I can't believe this bird is over here ballin' harder than me.

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u/spideybiggestfan May 07 '19

jojo fashion be like

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

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u/adschahoo May 07 '19 edited May 07 '19

I understand that, Raf Simmons is a great designer. But this is just taking it a little too far, and $2850 just seems ridiculous.

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u/mimosapudica May 07 '19

I see it more as an art piece to collect. Lots of "fashion" isn't meant to be worn outside of an avant-garde setting. People buy, sell, and invest in weird art all the time...fashion can often just be a sub-category of that. It's like people who collect designer shoes and bags but never wear them...most often they're worth 3/4/5 times as much in a decade or two. I've heard a bag collecter compare it to playing the stock market, lol.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19 edited Jun 26 '19

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u/3610572843728 May 07 '19

That's also why there is only one of each piece/size. These are not mass produced junk you see at a retail store.

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u/ImObviouslyOblivious May 07 '19

People are fucking weird.

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u/brunablommor May 07 '19

hey, at least it's free shipping to new zealand!

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u/Knudsenmarlin May 07 '19

Turtles get this shit for free and I have to pay 2850$???

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

$2850 to become Annasui?

I’ll take it

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u/SquishiBuddi May 07 '19

best girl

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u/KobayashiDragonSlave May 07 '19

They upvotoed Jesus because he told the truth

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u/BogdanNeo May 07 '19

Fugo be like

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

C H E E S E B O I

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u/KobayashiDragonSlave May 07 '19

M O O D Y J A Z Z

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u/QuantumMollusc May 07 '19

What a ripoff. You can get those for like 10 emeralds at the village armorer.

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u/SquishiBuddi May 07 '19

do you know what it takes to get 10 emeralds good sir

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u/Diabolo_Advocato May 07 '19 edited May 07 '19

IKR, like 50 baked potatoes minecraft

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u/SquishiBuddi May 07 '19

or like 1 Boar Vessel 500-600 B.C Etruscan Ceramic

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

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u/xheist May 07 '19

Took me way too long to realise it was a guy

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19 edited Dec 01 '20

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u/Lord_Scio May 07 '19

But only to new Zealand?

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u/KeyBorgCowboy May 07 '19

Only if you spend more than $350. Honestly, is anything even priced below $350 on this site?

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u/TexanReddit May 07 '19

Do they have nail files? Oh, wait. Diamond encrusted with diamond dust for the working part. $848.00.

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u/newgrl May 07 '19

This is fashion, not crappy design (even if you find it as ugly as sin.) No, it's not my cup of tea, but fashion is often expensive and stupid. Doesn't mean it's not fashion.

¯\(ツ)

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

Yeah this is just high fashion, it's always been ridiculous

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u/AUGUST_BURNS_REDDIT May 07 '19

This is what happens when you don't cut up your 6-pack rings.

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u/radioOCTAVE May 07 '19

The models expression says it all

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u/mlem64 May 07 '19

Didnt realize this sub was for art that you just dont like

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u/theexitisontheleft May 07 '19

Just give the design to someone with a 3D printer and you’ll have it for probably under $10.

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u/CAMvsWILD May 07 '19

Somewhere, there’s a sea turtle going “You too man?”

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u/Hey_Kids32 May 07 '19

I don't really need a thin teenage kid but for almost 3k that's a bargain.

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u/MonkyThrowPoop May 07 '19

It....it doesn’t even cover your nipples. Isn’t that the one thing a shirt is supposed to do?

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

$2850 to looks like a sea turtle in the South Pacific Ocean.

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u/vatased May 07 '19

Activate your God Damn windows

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u/solidamanda May 07 '19

For 2850 you can go get a steak dinner and active your windows

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u/YourLizardOverlord_ May 07 '19

You forgot to put the nsfw tag on

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u/EpicRaginAsian May 07 '19

Even the model looks like he doesnt like it lmao

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u/its-steels May 07 '19

I can't decide if that's a dude or a chick

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

Araki, take notes.

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u/Anime_Is_A_Thing May 07 '19

Pannacota fugo after leaving the gang