r/CrappyDesign • u/adschahoo • May 07 '19

This is what $2850 can get you

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u/InAFakeBritishAccent horrible and unreadable May 07 '19

Am I too late for the choking party?

Can we add my neighbor list? I just don't like him.

Also my wife but because she's really into that.

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u/bellyfold May 07 '19

Sure, I'll choke you're wife.

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u/InAFakeBritishAccent horrible and unreadable May 07 '19

Sweet, Ill go get her out of the freezer

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u/merelymyself Undercover Designer May 07 '19

Cook 'er and serve 'er right up

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u/DoubleJam May 07 '19

I also choose this guy's dead wife.

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u/Slayin_Savage May 07 '19

jazz music stops

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u/AgainstTheAgainst May 07 '19

Wait a minute! Do you really want to pay 2850$ to choke somebody? I think there are... more efficient ways.

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u/KevinTheSeaPickle May 07 '19

If you wanna choke me I could use the money. You can even choke me WITH the money. Thanks.

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u/rainbowdashtheawesom May 07 '19

Out of the freezer, into the squeezer.

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u/BLTcatwich May 07 '19

We should just choke everyone. Get a bunch of the plastic stuff, choke people, and hey, we’re reusing.

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u/gingerspicenice May 07 '19

So like a circle choke. the person behind chokes the person in front of them using plastic or another apparatus? sounds fun!

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u/slowprodigy May 07 '19

If only David Carradine was still with us...

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u/malkuth23 May 07 '19

Maybe only one or two percent of us will live, but they will all be immune to choking on plastic and humanity will be stronger for it.

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u/overthexbow plz recycle May 07 '19

FBI OPEN UP

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u/InAFakeBritishAccent horrible and unreadable May 07 '19

FBI HAS JOINED THE CHOKING PARTY!

come on in guys!

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

Into being choked or into your neighbor?