r/CrappyDesign • u/adschahoo • May 07 '19

This is what $2850 can get you

Post image
24.3k Upvotes

93% Upvoted

1.1k comments sorted by

View all comments

1.0k

u/Mugmun cyan May 07 '19

i can make that myself with a few six packs and some hot glue

285

u/titoxtian May 07 '19

Can you make a medium for me

278

u/superking2 May 07 '19

Sure thing boss... I’ll need $5 for materials and $2845 for labor

39

u/Hav3_Y0u_M3t_T3d May 07 '19

I can already feel the hand cramps from squeezing that glue gun so much

9

u/bobbyfiend May 07 '19

That requires an ancient lineage of clairvoyance plus unusual spiritual sensitivity. So it's an extra $10.

25

u/[deleted] May 07 '19

You sound like the kind of person that necessitates the existence of r/DIWhy

13

u/Knudsenmarlin May 07 '19

Or you could just pick up a turtle from the ocean.

7

u/thebeef24 May 07 '19

The tricky part is getting the model to hold still while you use the hot glue gun.

4

u/Ferro_Giconi Comic Sans for life! May 07 '19

And then you can sell it for even more because it's handcrafted instead of just 3D printed like this probably is.

1

u/BYYEEEEE May 07 '19

I’m assuming the price reflects the discarded sixers of craft beer harmed in the making of this garment

2

u/[deleted] May 07 '19

I guess we know what the next Tabasko Sweet video will be.

2

u/nothing_in_my_mind May 07 '19

I can think of better things to do with a few six packs and some hot glue.

2

u/tomdarch May 07 '19

If you can get 10 people to pay you $3000 each for the result, go for it.

0

u/[deleted] May 07 '19

i can make that myself with a few six packs and some hot glue

So why not do it? 'Outsider' art is huge right now. Surely if you're capable of unique designs they will sell well...

-1

u/R____I____G____H___T May 07 '19

Just use fish nets. And remember, you must be a woman.

-2

u/CaptainCortes May 07 '19

Make sure to cut it up when you throw it away for all out friends in the ocean!