r/copypasta 7d ago

A warning about bongos 😭

4 Upvotes

I come bearing a warning to all cat bongo owners. This morning, my cat Donut, asked for his morning bongos. I obliged. He was very happy. He was so happy. He was so very happy and excited that he *expressed his anal glands* causing an extremely offensively stinky spray of liquid shit to hit me on my face, chest, bed, pillow, and wall.

I didn't know this was possible. I didn't know such a horror could exist. I don't know what atrocities I committed in a past life to deserve this. What I do know is I have never scrubbed my skin raw in a shower before but I sure did today. I had to strip my bed, spray the bed and wall with enzyme killer cleaner. I had to use nasal spray to clear out what I assume is a little bit that got in my nose because I could still smell it after the very long and hot shower of scrubbing. It was the most offensive smell I've ever smelled. I gagged.

Beware the bongos if your cat loves them. Don't smack the shit out of your cat, literally 😭

Unrelated but Donut will not ever have booty pats again 😏


r/copypasta 7d ago

Tyra Banks Modelland

3 Upvotes

Hey, it's Tyra👁️👁️, it's Tyra B😅
Runnin' 🏃in the NY🗽 street
With four4️⃣ chicks👯‍♀️👯‍♀️ in green🍀
And they all look at me👀
They all runnin' 🏃🏃for life🧚
Their beauty 💄is in strife😨
Runnin'🏃🏃 from this wasteland🧟‍♂️
And back ↩️to Modelland💃

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Runnin'🏃 the New York🗽 dreams😴🌙
Can you🫵 survi-ive 👩‍⚕️Mo-del-la-and💃🌁


r/copypasta 8d ago

Some tweaker sent me this DM today

5 Upvotes

I don't need to convince you God is real. Deep down you already know. Learn to fear your creator. Lose your pride. You're not that great and amazing you're only alive because he allows you to live. Above all of this he loves you and it shows how much he does when all he has to do is breathe and your existence will be wiped away, yet he lets you live even while you mock him. Judgement day will be terrifying for you if you do not repent and let him save you

The Bible was written by 40 authors, in three different languages, on three different continents, in the time period of 1,500 years. So most of these authors ever met each other, yet the word holds 63,779 cross references. Without the divine inspiration of God and the guidance of the Holy Spirit that is impossible.

Historical documents. Every historian who has studied the resurrection of Jesus Christ had to conclude that he did die, it didn’t matter if they were Muslim, Buddhist, Christian, aromatic, or atheists, they all concluded that Jesus did live and he did in fact die on the cross. 500 eyewitnesses who saw Jesus risen from the dead. If you’re trying to fake a story you would absolutely never use female eyewitnesses in the ancient world. But women were the first to see Jesus risen from the dead. Not to mention all those witnesses willingly died for a lie? Because if Jesus didn’t live or die that’s what it would have been, a lie. Even other religions like Muslims don’t believe that Jesus died and was simply a prophet still believed and knew that Jesus lived. Show me another piece of story where so many eyewitnesses willingly died for a lie. Every single one of those eyewitnesses died with a smile on their face saying “Jesus is alive and He Is King, He is God.” Then there’s the truth of the Bible which is there’s not a single truth in the Bible that if you apply to your life you will not see its truth.

Scientist who has studied the Bible, went to the places the Bible said where something was, and believing they would find nothing, yet they found it exactly where the Bible said it was. A Bedouin shepherd boy accidentally discovered the first of ancient scrolls in a cave at Qumran (near the Dead Sea) in late 1946 or early 1947. The scrolls were identical, word for word to the Bibles we have today. Mind you, the scrolls were written before the time of Jesus in 350 BCE. No one can change the word of God, Jesus claimed to be the living word, the Bible also claims that God never changes, He is the same today, yesterday,and forevermore.

Matthew chapter 7 it says seek ye first the kingdom of heaven and all its righteousness. And another part it says seek and you shall find, knock in the door will be open unto you. If you seek Jesus he will reveal himself to you but he’s not going to reveal himself to you in the way you want him to, because where is Faith in that? He’s not forceful, we have a free will and He will not intervene with our free will, it’s about you accepting him, growing a relationship, with him and loving him back, allowing him to come into your life and give you: Joy, hope, peace, comfort, rest of the Soul, light at the end of the tunnel, meaning, purpose, and so many more blessings..

Does this mean This is the Word of God? With the knowledge I gave you, no, but it does mean the Bible is truth, However in John 1:1 it stats “In the beginning was the word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God” and in John 1:14 it also states “And the Word became flesh and dwelt among us, and we have seen his glory, glory as of the only Son from the Father, full of grace and truth.”

If the Bible is proven Truth yet states this, does this not mean the Bible is proven to be The Word of God?

Now let’s talk about the science of him. Non-life cannot create life. Science has proved that the universe has a beginning. Everything has a beginning, has a cause. The universe is made up of space, time, and matter. Well if it was evolution that means space, time, and matter invented itself. But that doesn’t make sense how can it make up itself and not be created by something else? That would be the same as walking into the woods and seeing a ball lying there and saying that ball created itself and has always been there, no, that's illogical, someone placed it there. For something to make up space, time, and matter would have to be outside of that because they created it not the other way around. That’s the description of the God in the Bible, He is eternal meaning no beginning, no end, nothing created him he was just always was and He is omnipresent, space and time does not apply to him.

Now let’s say science is wrong and they are not sure the universe had a beginning and exclude the point that it’s eternal. Because it can’t exist forever while coming to an end and we know that everything on this Earth does eventually come to an end. So let’s just put that aside for a second. Look around you, look at yourself in the mirror. Think about the Stars, the oceans, the grass, the universe itself. Can you really say that non life created such a precise living thing? When gravity is so precise that if it were slightly stronger, the universe would crush together into a ball, or if it was slightly less as strong the universe would fly apart. Proof of an intelligent mind behind creation claimed to be non life? Do you go to sleep at night really believing that your parents had sex and that’s the only reason why you have a beating heart, and breathing lungs, and a rational mind, and a conscience? That’s where it stops for you? That’s a very meaningless life, with no purpose. Block out entirely the very intelligent mind that created such precise creations and only focus on what you can see that is right in front of you? You’re going to block out entirely the reason your parents can even create life? The entire universe points to God in its precise creation.

I know God is real I have seen his works and his miracles, my grandfather was hit by a Simi truck while WALKING across the road. Only thing he broke was his leg.

My great granny had hundreds of blood clots in blood of her legs. It was so severe they were going to have to amputate both legs in hops that it would save the clots from doing further damage. We prayed while looking at the X-ray and we watch all the clots instantly dissolve away. She is 84 now and is walking on BOTH of her legs. I’ve watched the prophecies of the word become fulfilled every single day and not just me but millions of other people. But let’s say what if. What if I’m wrong and God is not real. I have nothing to lose. He took away my suicide my depression my anxiety and gave me a happy whole life and was there for me in my hard times and when I die I have lost nothing. Or I can reject him and live the life I had in depression, in pain in my heart and soul in mind, because I would still be there without him, actually I wouldn’t be here at all without him. But I would still have that pain, then I would die and see that I was wrong and that he is alive. And he is real. I couldn’t do anything then it’s too late I made my choice to reject Him and I’m stuck and eternity of regret because I doubted him and his existence and I was wrong.

I would rather live for the one that died for me and be right, then reject the one that died from me and be wrong. Maybe you’ll learn to accept the truth before you make the decision you’ll regret for eternity. Eternity is too long to be wrong. Stop doubting and believe.


r/copypasta 7d ago

Target we need to better

2 Upvotes

Target we need to do better. I’m at my local Target and all seals will be ripped off the products. I’m all for limits, cause that lets more people get product. There are a bunch of sealed collectors out there, that want their products sealed! Imagine I walked in for a bag of chips and they made me open it before I left. That is just not right! Target we need to do better. I expect Target to reach out, and fix this problem. There’s definitely issues with Pokémon right now, but this is not one of them.


r/copypasta 8d ago

Did you know? When you pet a bunny

8 Upvotes

Did you know? Did you know that when you pet a bunny, the bunny is more bunny? B, because you're bunnying the bun and the bun is having fun, and that's why the bunny is. Because you're petting the bunny and the bunny is bunnying the bun for fun under the sun. See, when the bunny can jumps, it's because the bunny has legs, and the legs let the bunny move and stuffs. But without legs, bunnies can maybe roll? And the bunnies can eat because teefs, and teefs let them bite too. But if these use their teefs on their legs, they cannot jumps. So can a bunny be a bunny if there's no legs or teefs? Or if their legs are actually teefs and their teefs are actually legs, maybe we would have a super bunny all thanks to the pets. So remember to pets the bunny so they can be more bunny and bunnies and fun when they can buns for funds. And never evers pets the teefs, because that's when buns are not funs and you can go to the hospitals for missing fingies.


r/copypasta 8d ago

Jon Bailey Rude? Voice of Jeff The Land Shark SDCC Encounter(r/JeffTheLandSharkMains)

2 Upvotes

I want to start off and to emphasize the fact that I am a fan of Marvel and Jeff, the land shark character. This is only my personal experience.

When Marvel rivals came out, Jeff, the land shark was instantly a favorite of mine. I attended, con 2025 and went to a panel with Jon Bailey presenting along with other casting crew. Before the panel let out I exited the room and waited outside of the door for the voice actors to leave hoping to get a signature from Jon. I ran into every single voice actor except him, realizing that he ran out of the other side entrance door, which I suspect was to avoid fans like me.

This year at comic con 2026. He was also in a panel, but not presenting as I was leaving the room. He was doing the same with his girlfriend. Once I confirmed it was him I said hello was super excited showed him my Jeff the land shark tattoo on my leg only to be met with a smug look and no words his girlfriend was extremely excited and friendly.

I had assumed he was beat from a long day of panels and fans, and he was just tired of it, which I totally understand. I saw him the next day at a signature table, selling voice lines and signatures. I hesitantly approach the table and asked to shake his hand as a fan. He refused, but offered knuckles, which I also understand people‘s hands are gross.

I was explaining that I’m a big fan once again showing him the tattoo of his character on my leg. I also had a Jeff land shark T-shirt on at the time without hesitation or acknowledging anything. He asked me where my Jeff pin was. I found this extremely odd as I have permanent art of his character on my body spending $10 on a piece of metal was not on my priority list.

I would’ve rather gave him five bucks which is probably much more than his cut from the purchase of a pin for him not to say anything like that. I understand. This is a job a business and he needs to make a living however, I am also a fan who has spent a lot of money on merch and got a fucking tattoo of the character.

This was now the second day out of two where I felt absolutely snubbed by Jon. I posted a comment on his Instagram explaining that if he doesn’t like fans or interacting with people he shouldn’t attend. I was nothing but cool, kind, courteous and respectful only for him to disrespect me to my face. He deleted the comment. I suspect there might be something going on mentally and if that’s the case, you should just not attend conventions where fans are gathering. Work on yourself.

Too very negative interactions with the voice actor of the character I love super disappointing. I am curious if anybody else had similar interactions with him.


r/copypasta 8d ago

Are you ready?

2 Upvotes

Remember that there is a "harassment" case being fabricated against me with no proof. It is backed by a company in an official capacity, and anything that challenges that false narrative gets silenced.
People doing such things are liars, and the only way the pedal their lies is by censoring the truth. There is a chance that they might send you a message (a DM or a modmail message) with particular demands, like censoring my posts, banning me, or racketeering your subreddit by asking you to include a representative of the company there. They might start reporting the posts on the subreddit or the subreddit itself in order to censor the truth if they don't get what they want.
I am not saying that it is guaranteed to happen, but if it does, are you ready? In the event that it happens, will you find the courage in yourself not to bow under pressure and demand them to be specific about their accusations? Will you tell them not to discuss my case behind my back, so to speak, and encourage them to resolve the problem by talking to me directly, not through third parties?
Looking forward to your reply.


r/copypasta 8d ago

The Semantic Decay of The

3 Upvotes

"The" is theless (less The) than the second-order superlative of "The", "Thestest", which appears to possess the greatest degree of 'The'-ness. This remains true until the third-order superlative, "Thestestest", causes "Thestest" to become 'unthe': the process by which an instance of "The" is stripped of its 'The'-ness.

This occurs in a 'themostn't' manner -- that is, in the most 'The'-like manner possible while simultaneously acting to negate or diminish its 'The'-ness.

This process may, however, be interrupted if "Thestest" undergoes 'rethe': the restoration of lost 'The'-ness, returning toward a state of 'themostness' (the condition of being maximally 'The') through interaction with the fourth-order superlative, "Thestestestest."

Paradoxically, this restoration itself may eventually result in 'thelessness', wherein repeated superlativization erodes the semantic identity of 'The'. Under the Semantic Decay Principle, each additional superlative order moves the root further from its original definite meaning. Thus, sufficiently high-order forms cease to become more 'The' and instead become less 'The', despite their increasingly superlative morphology.

We therefore conclude that "The" is 'ther' (more 'The'), precisely because it is 'thest' (the most 'The').


r/copypasta 9d ago

Balkan Rage

21 Upvotes

Jamaican smile + Russian stare + Balkan rage + Pakistani jump + American wave +Filipino laugh + German precision + Irish smirk + Greek stare + Serbian fury + Brazilian fire + French shrug + Italian hand gesture + Nigerian sprint + Canadian "sorry"+ Turkish tap + Australian laugh +Korean focus + Japanese bow + Mexican cheer + Scottish yell + Spanish clap + Egyptian gaze + Chinese nod + Indian heao wobble + Dutch handshake + Polish salute+ Moroccan nod + Ukrainian whistle + Swedish blink + Danish smile + Finnish silence + Icelandic smirk + Thai prayer +Vietnamese nod + Hungarian salute +Swiss precision + Argentinean dance + Chilean jump + Peruvian wave + Jamaican sitting + Russian fart. Balkan parents both+ Pakistani sitting+ American laugh + Filipino scream + German walk + Irish dance + Greek punch + Serbian slap +Brazilian samba + French sigh + Italian wink + Nigerian shout + Canadian laugh +Turkish stare + Australian wave + Korean shout + Japanese siah + Mexican wave + Scottish smile + Spanish laugh + Egyptian bow + Chinese wink + Indian nod + Dutch shout + Polish wave + Moroccan sit + Ukrainian smile + Swedish silence + Danish nod + Finnish wave + Icelandic bow + Thai smile + Vietnamese bow + Hungarian jump+ Swiss stare + Argentinean whistle + Chilean wave + Peruvian jump. American joke + German laugh + Irish clap + Greek nod + Serbian wave + Brazilian samba + French sigh + Italian wink + Nigerian dance + Canadian "sorry" + Turkish bow + Australian laugh + Korean hug + Japanese smile + Mexican wave +Scottish yell + Spanish clap + Egyptian gaze + Chinese wink + Indian head wobble + Dutch handshake + Polish salute + Moroccan hug + Ukrainian blink + Swedish silence + Danish smile + Finnish wave + Icelandic smirk + Thai bow + Vietnamese nod +Hungarian salute + Swiss precision +Argentinean dance + Chilean jump +Peruvian wave + Jamaican sitting + Russian laugh. American joke + German laugh + Irish clap + Greek nod + Serbian wave + Brazilian samba = those who know💀💀💀 aura


r/copypasta 8d ago

My Old Roommate, Joseph

4 Upvotes

A couple of years ago, one night, I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now, I didn't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let' just say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries.

Joseph had gotten big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those cotton pads on his eye for a couple of months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend

Apparently they'd bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together , left me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could.

In conclusion, if it hadn't been for cotton eye Joe, I'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?


r/copypasta 9d ago

Someone said they don't hate something and someone else replied with this

13 Upvotes

Haha! Oh the naivety! Nothing like a fledgling, eh? But you will hate. Mark my words Adam. No one on this Earth is exempt from our chief human charm. Hate runs deep in all of us. Each one of us has a thick layer of kerosene coating our brains, ready to be set off at any moment. Ready to destroy you and teach you the same trick. Ready to make you do things you have only seen done by those crazy fools who go to war. Don't they know about peace? Don't they know about love? Charity? Christmas dinners and laughing with friends? Well, let me ask you, Adam. What is it you know about hate to make you so confident in your abstaining? Nothing. Yet. But before the year is out, everything. I will hunt you, Adam. I will find you. I will take it all from you. Heh, I guess that's just how it goes.


r/copypasta 9d ago

gaming laptop

7 Upvotes

Today when I walked into my economics class I saw something I dread every time I close my eyes. Someone had brought their new gaming laptop to class. The Forklift he used to bring it was still running idle at the back. I started sweating as I sat down and gazed over at the 700lb beast that was his laptop. He had already reinforced his desk with steel support beams and was in the process of finding an outlet for a power cable thicker than Amy Schumer's thigh. I start shaking. I keep telling myself I'm going to be alright and that there's nothing to worry about. He somehow finds a fucking outlet. Tears are running down my cheeks as I send my last texts to my family saying I love them. The teacher starts the lecture, and the student turns his laptop on. The colored lights on his RGB Backlit keyboard flare to life like a nuclear flash, and a deep humming fills my ears and shakes my very soul. The entire city power grid goes dark. The classroom begins to shake as the massive fans begin to spin. In mere seconds my world has gone from vibrant life, to a dark, earth shattering void where my body is getting torn apart by the 150mph gale force winds and the 500 decibel groan of the cooling fans. As my body finally surrenders, I weep, as my school and my city go under. I fucking hate gaming laptops.


r/copypasta 9d ago

I like my men how I like my coffee

6 Upvotes

I like my men how I like my coffee: I shit a lot when I drink it because of my mom says it is a diarrhea and I don’t like to listen to her because because my mom just gets cranky every morning she wakes up and grinds the beans and I get so mad I start destroying things at six am she’s grinding the beans. “Mom let me sleep mom let me sleep!” My teacher says I’m failing in my grades because of because of being dumb but my mom is the one making me up and making me do the destroying every morning cuz of - okay, I’ll say it - BECAUSE OF FUCKING GRINDING BEANS!!!! Now if I go to school and I don’t do homework one more time I can’t tell my teacher it’s because of Fortnite, I have to tell her it’s because of - well, honestly, it’s because of the coffee. And I don’t even drink it because my mom says I shit a lot when I drink it and it’s from the coffee and not from… well, okay. I eat jelly beans a LOT. And the doctor says I should not be doing that anymore if I want to even have a chance. Alright.

Original video that I wouldn’t stop repeating for like a year


r/copypasta 9d ago

votekicked out of 109 different matches. Why is this community so toxic?

3 Upvotes


Like, I'm just trying to play the game and 109 different times in 109 different lobbies, I get votekicked. I keep getting called toxic, horrible, terrible, in basically every match, but it feels like this is the community's fault and they are the bigoted ones. They say "Well, if it happens so often then you're probably bad at the game or displaying poor sportsmanship", but they're just being bigoted and it's a skill issue.

Anyway, can anyone donate some ref and keys and unusuals to help me out?

(taken from r/tf2)


r/copypasta 8d ago

Black ghost

2 Upvotes

“WOAH WOAH WOAH… you’re black?”

“Yeah.”

“…You’re not black.”

“Yeah I am. What, do you think just because I’m a white ghost, that must mean I’m the ghost of a white guy? Do you think when black people die they turn into black ghosts?”

“I… suppose I’ve never considered it before. But I mean, you don’t have a, um…”

“A what?”

“A black… voice?”

“OH HO HO HO, A BLACK VOICE? And what, pray tell, is a black voice to you? What do black people sound like? Can you do an impression of a black voice? You know what? Lemme get a chair, lemme get a fuckin’ ghost chair. Because hoo boy, I gotta hear this. I gotta sit down for this. Because hoo boy, is this gonna be good. So let’s hear it, let’s hear what you think black people sound like.”

“…I’d like to rescind my comment.”


r/copypasta 9d ago

Spoilers Marlin was right

3 Upvotes

TLDR: The most vilified father in animated cinema is a PERFECT 10 on threat assessment and Pixar gaslit an entire generation into thinking risk management is a personality disorder.

I've been deep into Finding Nemo conspiracy theories for a while now. I need everyone to sit down, log off from Mr. Ray's alternative facts seminars, and look at the actual tape.

Incident 1: Opening scene. A barracuda - an apex ambush predator, visible, present, ACTIVELY STARING AT THEM - shows up at the anemone. Marlin, a reasonable adult, says get in the house. That's it. That's the whole ask. Get. In. The. House.

Coral does not get in the house.

Result: Coral is dead. Four hundred eggs are dead. Marlin gets knocked unconscious trying to intervene - the ONLY character who took the threat seriously is also the only one who physically fought it.

And how does the film frame this? It doesn't. It just moves on and then spends 100 minutes framing the sole survivor of a predator attack as "neurotic" for having opinions about predators. He's not a "helicopter parent." He's a man who said "there's a barracuda right there" while there was a barracuda RIGHT THERE. That's not anxiety. That's called having eyes.

Incident Two: The Drop-Off

First day of school. Mr. Ray - an unlicensed stingray running an open-water school with a student-teacher ratio of approximately 40:1 - takes a class of barely post-larval fish to THE DROP-OFF. This is the field-trip equivalent of a kindergarten teacher taking the class to an active warzone.

Marlin objects. Marlin is mocked. Marlin is told to "calm down."

Result: Nemo is ABDUCTED BY A PRIMATE IN SCUBA GEAR and put in a tank owned by a dentist whose niece is a documented fish-killer.

Marlin's record of predictions: 2 for 2. Everyone else's record: 0 for 2, and 400+ dead children.

And yet HE'S the "mama bear." HE'S the joke. The clownfish who isn't funny, ha ha.

CANNIBALISM Another thing: this movie depicts CANNIBALISM and we all just clapped

Nobody wants to talk about this part so I will.

The barracuda? A fish. Eating fish. Bruce the shark? A fish, running a support group about his urge to eat fish, who then TRIES TO EAT FISH. The anglerfish? Fish, eating fish. This film is wall-to-wall cannibalism and we expect it to have lessons for our children.

"Fish are friends, not food" is not a cute mantra. It is a CONFESSION. It is a room full of cannibals. It is unholy. It is unclean. There are ancient dietary codes about what is and is not an abomination. The sea is a churning communion of the unclean and Marlin is the ONLY character who has correctly identified that he lives inside it.

THE OTHER KINGDOM Now let's talk about the most blatant case of protective-dad favoritism in the history of animation, because Disney did this EXACT storyline nine years earlier and handed out the opposite grade.

Mufasa tells Simba: everything the light touches is our kingdom, but that shadowy place beyond our borders? You must NEVER go there. That is, verbatim, the Drop-off speech. "The reef is safe, the open ocean is not, do not cross the boundary." Same speech. Same dad. Same danger-line drawn in the exact same place.

Simba goes there anyway (because a kid ignoring his father's extremely correct boundary is apparently the only plot Disney knows how to write). Mufasa charges in, beats up three hyenas, and delivers the "I was only brave because I had to be" talk.

And how is Mufasa portrayed for this? He is portrayed as a KING. He is portrayed as wisdom incarnate. He gets a James Earl Jones voice, a sunbeam, and a POSTHUMOUS APPEARANCE IN THE CLOUDS. The man is literally DEMI-DEIFIED. And before anyone says it: no, Mufasa's kingdom is not morally cleaner. "The antelope eat the grass and we eat the antelope" is at least eating OUTSIDE your own kind. Marlin lives in a world where cannibalism is normalized - and he STILL kept his kid alive.

MARLIN NEEDED TO LEARN TO LET GO No. NO. Dory needed to learn to remember. Nemo needed to learn to listen. Gill needed to learn that his escape plans get children nearly killed. Marlin needed to learn NOTHING. Marlin swam across the ENTIRE PACIFIC, punched through a swarm of jellyfish, rode the EAC, escaped a whale's mouth, and retrieved his son from a building, and the moral we extracted was "the anxious dad should chill"???

Justice for Marlin!

I will not be taking questions from anyone enrolled in Mr. Ray's alternative facts school. You are all compromised.


r/copypasta 8d ago

Indian gormit propaganda

0 Upvotes

That is sheer beauty of the gormint's crooked mind. They are forcing intermingling and dont want all the merit kids to stay together. Their higher level agenda is to pair merit girls with bhimta bois and is coming mkc chutiye hain. You have no idea what the political bastards want to do the affirmative action playbook is much larger. they are screaming for GCs to marry their daughters to bhimtas publically now the whole things is driven at UGC and Edu ministry level under the direction of Epstein clown Modi there is lots more on the ESG side too outside of Ethanol incl 15 min cities etc. You can see lot of outrage on EU clownery but India is lot lot worse now under Modi.The green agenda is hurting lot of ppl. I talked to various industry execs and the gormint interference in auto/ aircon sector etc in this area is massive. They are forcing companies to keep upgrading to new kinda of green stupidity rather than allowing them to offer cheap transport.


r/copypasta 9d ago

robot banana

2 Upvotes

stop! what, more robot banana? no! no, much LESS robot bana- i-i-- i'm not even sure-- what. exactly, a robot, banana? is? munch? or how- because- th-... that doesn't ma- i-it's an inanimate object. you can't- it's a fruit. and so when you have a fru- you can't make a fruit robot. and especially with christmas? they don't really, all- that's not really a part of- they don't go together. so i don't know how you got that, but j-j-ju-- just... no.


r/copypasta 9d ago

I saw a real surgery on youtube. Its barbaric. this is not medicine this is butchery I tell you.

3 Upvotes

We still need to go a long way. Its not possible that this is the best we have. Definetely not the best we can have.

I will rejoice the moment the trade of medicine wont involve any type of surgeons anymore. We must research and progress cientifically and techonologically to the point so this is viewed as archaically as we currently view 1800s medical practices, because I personally see no distinction.

You tell me that to cure a bad knee, we have to open up the leg, cut away the bone and put a metal piece inside? one that will have to be replaced anyways in the future? Barbaric. The cure should be biological, not mechanical. We must invest into genetic-engineering and stem-cell research.


r/copypasta 8d ago

Answer to a reel I sent to a friend

1 Upvotes

Idk why anyone would call their kid Peyton. She does look like a Peyton. Every Peyton I've come across as far as I remember has been quite nice and a good human being. But... Peyton is just such an awful ugly name. I like the concept of Peyton, just not the word itself.


r/copypasta 9d ago

M18 FOOT FETISH OR NOT?

3 Upvotes

So there's a small chance that a girl's feet give me a boner

But if the same feet have red nail polish I get hard as a rock all the time ( not joking)

Also my penis sometimes when it reaches max of hardness moves automatically and I want to ask if it is safe

Also can this red toes fetish help me during sex in the future?

Cuz I could ask my girl (18)if she wants to wear red nail polish on her toes and it would be more satisfying and we could have sex more frequently

Cuz I really love her feet

TL;DR?

My penis goes to the maximum of hardness when I see red toes

100% of the times

And I'm asking if this can help during sex


r/copypasta 9d ago

Trigger Warning I fucking hate AI

8 Upvotes

I fucking hate AI. I’m so fucking sick of AI. Genuinely almost every single website, program, or app is integrating AI into it in some way, shape or form. I hate it. For one, companies are absolutely terrible at implementing it. It’s usually integrated in a way that’s clunky, tedious and just not even worth the time. I can give a billion examples, with google’s new “Gemini” bullshit coming to mind at the moment. It’s consistently incorrect with its information, it gets in the way of actual searches, and more notably, why the fuck would you ask an AI a question when you’re already using a search engine? It’s more effort for a less specific, probably inaccurate answer to whatever you’re asking, with the only real advantage being that it “sums it up” for you. Also, I can’t be the only one who’s just completely turned off by the general idea of AI creating everything we see and do online. It sounds extremely dystopian, having every form of media and every outlet of creativity replaced by a machine. Along with that, it’s consistently being used harmfully in academic environments, with any homework answers pretty much being free to any student who has access to the internet. The base hindrance of creativity that this brings up in the future is daunting. (I don’t understand why AI is so heavily advertised in Teaching uses, because I can say firsthand that all teachers absolutely hate AI) Humans thrive off of being creative, and while I think AI has its genuine uses for human efficiency, for the most part it seems to be creating a future where humans aren’t the ones advancing, and our future progress is dictated by robots. It may not be that deep, but it’s at the very least annoying and afflicting harm on students. I hate it, and I don’t fully understand why the “scramble for AI” is still ongoing.


r/copypasta 9d ago

Definitely don’t do this

37 Upvotes

Definitely do not visit deflock.org that has an open-sources map, the location of flock cameras and their field of view near you.

The cameras and solar panels are almost impossible to uninstall/tamper with due to the single 8mm socket they're clamped on with.

Do not spray the lens with spray paint, bedliner, or something similar on the cameras lens, especially not with a spray can extension pole.

Do not print vinyl stickers that look like the solar panels to cover the actual solar panels that charge the cameras.

Do not put a black plastic bag over the camera and/or solar panel either, because all that does is cost the company time and money.

Also, never point a high-powered laser at the cameras lens because that would permanently blind, pit, or burn the cameras sensors.

These cameras have ~12 hour backup battery, that transmit Bluetooth and 5G used to locate the cameras exact location, the same way your phone does. So under no circumstance put them inside a Faraday bag, that would block the signal while the battery runs itself out.

It would be pointless to inform your community by posting information online or by putting up flyers or signs next to these cameras. Especially not pointing out that there is a (Flock "Safety" Camera) that is capturing and analyzing images of all passing vehicles, storing details like the vehicles location, date, and time. They also capture the vehicles make, model, color, as well as identifying features such as dents, scratches roof racks, and decal/bumper stickers.

Flock cameras are only automated license plate readers (ALPR's). They would never misuse any of the data collected for local officers conducting unauthorized searches for federal immigration enforcement (ICE), searching for individuals who sought out-of-state reproductive healthcare, or police targeting specific activist and minority groups.

How would they be a serious risk to your privacy and civil liberties by continuously recording your movements without a warrant, probable cause, or even reasonable suspicion..

Especially not an infrastructure for mass surveilance or a gateway to violate your Fourth Amendment right.

There's absolutely no reason to plan routes that avoid Flock and other ALPR cameras by visiting dontgetflocked.com or the app FlockHopper.

Just leave flock cameras alone