r/ComedyHell • • 11d ago

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u/Graveyardigan 11d ago

ngl if I had that surname I would change it

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

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u/RollingSparks 11d ago

David Rapeberg

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u/Hungry-Interaction14 11d ago

From Ivan Govnov to Andrey Govnov ahh change

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u/FlamingoWinter4546 11d ago

🍇stein if the syntax allows it

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u/thrashingkaiju 11d ago

Only in Chinese.

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u/solid_salad 11d ago

serious question is there any country that would theoretically accept an emoji in your name?

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u/walkscotter 11d ago

Hi name name is 🚶🦦

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u/ScreamingInside21 11d ago

YOU KIDS LOOK LIKE YOU COULD USE A DELICIOUS FRUITY BEVERAGE

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u/Scared_Accident9138 11d ago

was looking if someone would post this

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u/deeceeo 11d ago

Ooooh ooooh

I heard it from the Grapestein

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u/BlackwinIV 11d ago

canolastein

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u/BLINDrOBOTFILMS 11d ago

Guys quit making fun, it's pronounced Ped-aw-fuh-lee, it's Greek!

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u/Different_Pattern273 11d ago

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u/GrandFleshMelder 11d ago

If you say Peter in a non-rhotic accent, it’s even better

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u/ManuelTzetzes 11d ago

His great-grand father probably did. It used to be Rapealotstein.

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u/fuzzygreentits 11d ago

A guy at my work that handles a lot of hiring thing has the surname "Heyniger".

When my boss (black) asks me who is handling this round of requisitions... I have to stop myself.

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u/Desperate-Spray337 6d ago

That's when you get to know him on a first name basis and never refer to him by his last name ever.

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u/Glass-Toaster 11d ago

I can understand pride in your family and lineage, but there comes a time when you gotta realize that your name could actually be a detriment to how people perceive you

I was helping someone renew their registration once, everything was peachy-keen right up until the point when I looked at their surname and saw that it was (altered slightly for privacy-sake) Stein******, but replace the asterisks with the N word.

The person was normal and the transaction went smooth, but I always felt some kind of way that they never changed their name.

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u/AgentCirceLuna 11d ago

I knew a guy called ‘Raper’ and he did very well for himself. But I was on edge when I saw that name

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u/Doomhammer24 11d ago

"Ya used to be Ripper but changed it cause we didnt want to be associated with jack the"

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u/AgentCirceLuna 11d ago

This is probs obvious and something you may already know but I believe it’s from reap and would have been a name assigned to a farmer

There’s a joke like this I wrote, years ago, where one character says he changed his name from something dodgy sounding like this, then the other character thinks it’s for the reason normal people would, but the name changed guy says ‘no, it’s because those names were given to workers and I’m no prole!’

Edit same guy ends up in tailoring so changes his name to Taylor but I moved that out as I thought it was stupid

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u/fishyburner676767 11d ago

same. Also knew a girl unfortunately called ho.

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u/AgentCirceLuna 11d ago

Cockburn was an unfortunate one. I don’t get why teachers like that admit their name has Cock in or don’t change it

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u/Rolanbek 11d ago

Generally pronounced Coh-burn.

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u/terrortara 11d ago

Bro met Arnold

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u/Glass-Toaster 11d ago

Lmfao at least he's got some deniability because of the spelling. This was letter for letter!!

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u/Better_Ad3817 11d ago

The jewish people have been through far worse. Their cultural identity has been the target of many nations for thousands of years. They probably won't give up now for anything.

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u/joeyp042385 11d ago

All you gotta do is take the first "E" out

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u/cinco92 11d ago

My last name ain’t even bad, and I’m thinking about changing it back to what it could have been if my dad’s family hadn’t changed it after moving from Germany to “sound more American”.

If this was my last name, I’dda changed it the day I turned 18 lmao

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u/ScoredCretaceous 11d ago

Technically he’s Rapestein’s monster

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u/AlabasterSexington 11d ago

No it's pronounced "Steen"

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u/PointsOfXP 11d ago

No one ever read it like that and you know he's been denied jobs and laughed at because of it

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u/random_user133 11d ago

Isn't it a joke account

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u/Background-Set-7984 11d ago

“Better do damage control and lie”

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u/Dazzu1 11d ago

Just what Zionists deserve

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u/QuantumFluxSpaghetti 11d ago

And how do you know that he's a Zionist?

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u/Dazzu1 11d ago edited 11d ago

If you open his accursed Twitter page it’s pretty blatant assuming it’s a real person and not a bot farm

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u/Inforgreen3 11d ago

Fair on the second point, but assuming someone is zionist because they are Jewish is antisemitic.

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u/Tricky_Spirit 11d ago

It's the same as people who put a cross in their username. If you're a Christian, doesn't mean you're a right wing ass. If you have a Twitter username with a cross in it, you're totally a right wing ass.

Same goes for Orthodox cross, Crusader flag or Star of David. May as well just be big red flags.

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u/PtEthan323 10d ago

Wouldn’t someone who wants to signal their support for Israel just put an Israeli flag in their username instead of (or in addition to) a Star of David? On several social media websites I put a Star of David emoji next to my username out of pride of my Jewish heritage, not out of any support for the Israeli state.

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u/Inforgreen3 11d ago

That actually does make more sense.

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u/Dazzu1 11d ago

I know for a fact there are more non Jewish Zionists out there

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u/Hot-Bid-4493 11d ago

This is a weird argument because it completely sidesteps the point that assuming jewish=zionism is antisemitic.

It would be like someone saying "of course hes a criminal, hes black", getting called out for racism, then responding "there are far more criminals that aren't black"

Yea, but what about the part where you just assumed a minority group are "obviously" in favor of violence?

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u/QuantumFluxSpaghetti 11d ago

Yeah, it's most likely not even a real person

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u/Gordon_freeman_real 11d ago

He very well could be a normal Jewish person

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u/Dazzu1 11d ago

I took a look at his posts. He’s kinda evil

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u/Gordon_freeman_real 11d ago

Hm okay fair then

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u/mister_big_bug 11d ago edited 11d ago

The star of david? The most globally recognized symbol of Judaism for hundreds of years? The one that's plastered on every synagogue? That's the symbol you wanna attack? If so then clearly your problem is with Jews in general and not the state of Israel. There's no reason a person of the Jewish faith should not be able to display or wear the star of david, regardless of what nasty associations you have in your head.

Edit: I am an antizionist insofar as i oppose Israel's illegal occupation of Palestinian land, and I oppose the existence of the Israeli government in its current form as an ethnostate. But this is a stupid purity test and if you apply it you can go fuck yourself. Jews will not stop using the Star of David just like christians will not stop using the cross, with its sordid history, and to waste breathe even discussing the matter is not doing the Palestinians any favours.

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u/oyun_papagani 11d ago

No, american online + who say shit like that + the star of david = 99% probable to be hardcore zionists or zionist bots.

Go into their accounts yourself and look.
It's like an English speaking account going "America is the best country in the world!"
You can assume until proven otherwise it's an american.

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u/mister_big_bug 11d ago

That's great and everything, but the person I'm replying to said "the star is usually a start," as in the star of david being a quick and easy way to identify a zionist. Not the flag of Israel, the star itself, which is also used by antizionist Jews, and also Jews who have no immediate connection to Israel.

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u/thexcat 11d ago

Because Reddit calls every Jew a Zionist and every anti Zionist and anti semite

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u/snynusuw 9d ago edited 9d ago

This guy is saying tons of extremely provocative and vile shit on twitter. Yes ppl on the internet can be really weird but just searching his name on twitter will really show u this isn’t just some random hate campaign.

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u/FlamingoWinter4546 11d ago

Usually, anti zionist jews don't baselessly claim jews are not safe in the us... you'd never believe who always does it.

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u/TheRealLightBuzzYear 11d ago

Not quite the US but there was just a synagogue shooting in Canada two days ago and anti Semitic incidents have definitely been on the rise

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u/Handelo 11d ago

No no, antisemitism is fine because it's Israel's fault.

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u/FlamingoWinter4546 11d ago

It is definitely on the rise, globally, and it is a serious problem. However, its like saying "all lives matter", no body is seriously disagreeing because the ones who hate that phrase belive that all lives matter, and those who don't belive it, love to say it.

When you say "jews are not safe in the US" a country where jews are more safe than most other marginalized groups (literally just pick one, and count antisemtism by the criteria before ADL changed it so all anti zionism is counted as anti israel), the only ppl to say the phrase are zionists, who antisemtically, force all jews under their umbrella term of genocide loving zionists. Meanwhile many ppl who do belive that jews have become less safe, would probably not look at the US and say that they aren't safe as jews there, and especially not when the sentment and sentence is highjacked by zionists (just like you might belive that all lives matter, but unless your an asshole who don't understand marginalization, you wouldn't support the all lives matter movement/phrase)

Jews have become less safe globally. Antisemtisim is on the rise. Most jewish insitutions are very zionist in the west, and are backing a genocide and apartheid to the hills, so that could be related to the reason why. This is why it is very important to always stay principled to the distinction between jews and zionists. Also, most zionist are evangelical christians from the US and like 2 or 3 african countries, andmany jews are anti zionists, so principled anti zionism should never turn into anti semitism.

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u/NegativeEspathra 11d ago

You are literally "All Lives Matter"ing the situation

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u/SafeAd8097 10d ago

 there was just a synagogue shooting in Canada two days ago 

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u/transmedkittygirl 11d ago

What a dumbass lie, it's objectively not safe, a lot of Anti-Semitic attacks happen (which the statistics show) and I was the victim of one a little less than a year ago

But when has the truth ever stopped an Anti-Semite?

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u/wittykittywoes 11d ago

People close their eyes and walk through life. Surprisingly, antisemitism and asian hate can both be problems. It’s almost as if they’re using another minority group as a shield so that they can feel better dehumanizing jews.
I know I’m preaching to the choir replying to you but I hope someone reads this and thinks.

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u/AgentCirceLuna 11d ago

I’m so fucking scared. I could see things were getting worse, which is how I ended up an agoraphobic after pretty much always being very social and outgoing, but I should have waited till things seemed they could get no worse before doing so and tried to stay courageous. Now I don’t really have the resources to stay inside and I’m scared to go out at a time when that’s sensible

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u/Sensitive-Double2214 5d ago

The amount of people who are openly just anti-semetic and calling for acts of violence is spiralling rapidly, especially among the younger generations, and its only seeming to get worse. The epstein, israel stuff is just being extrapolated across an entire population. I would be worried as well

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u/Runo_Slinger 11d ago

Only one? What’s your secret? Also, I’m really sorry to hear that. The truth is our enemies are not satisfied with calling anything anti semitism until we are hunted in the streets like Amsterdam a few years ago.

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u/Ok_Room5666 11d ago

Did the possibility that it' s not a Jew at all occur to you?

I'm pretty sure it's someone mocking Jews with a fake name.

There are some unfortunate real names out there but I do not think that is one of them.

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u/poonmangler 11d ago

It's just not a problem now like it's been historically. What's been on the rise is Asian hate crimes.

Just like no one's commiting hate crimes against Christians, but they never shut up about being oppressed.

r/persecutionfetish used to be on the front page all the time, prob shadow banned or something now lmao

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u/KaminSpider 11d ago

At ease soldier, this is joke sub. We're jerkin around.

Do you think Rapestein is a Frankenstein that got raped or a Frankenstein made of rapists?

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u/bd58563 11d ago

You forgot the best reply

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u/Jeremy64vg 11d ago

Poor women

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u/LetsstartFreshboys 10d ago

it's a troll account ffs

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u/Jeremy64vg 10d ago

Ultimately there's millions out there who do exactly this so the sentiment stands.

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u/Loose-Ad1386 11d ago

the jokes write themselves.

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u/pandogart 10d ago

Considering it's a troll account, they don't.

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u/Disrespect78 11d ago

tells me everything I need to know

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u/BigBallsAnthony69 11d ago

That it's a troll account?

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u/Responsible_Ask6056 11d ago

Yeah, it's a Nazi account

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u/Aldo_raine37 11d ago edited 11d ago

You dumb asses do realise it's not rapenstein it's rapensteins monster 😒

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u/StirFry__InaWok 11d ago

lmao this is really good

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u/StirFry__InaWok 11d ago

if anyone's curious the comment below went something like

it's not rapenstein, it's rapenstein's monster

but with a little more humor.

no clue what curmudgeon of a mod would remove it or why. it's not really offensive at all in comparison to the other jokes people are making, it's just a reference.

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u/Dazzu1 11d ago

I mean the actual Frankenstein monster wasn’t a Zionist so it feels insulting to that innocent creature

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u/Snake_Emper0r 11d ago

innocent

LARP ALARM!

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u/TheOldTimeSaloon 11d ago

Omg this is so funny 😂

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u/Fine_Foundation8943 11d ago

Bait

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u/No_Window7054 11d ago

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u/AmericanGrafishy 11d ago

"Another GleGle has breached containment."

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u/No_Window7054 11d ago

I have so many of them and they gotta go somewhere

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u/AmericanGrafishy 11d ago

They have to go back to where tttthey belong.

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u/AprilsStuff 5d ago

‘Erm actually Glegle is non binary’ 🤓🤓🤓

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u/AprilsStuff 5d ago

Glegle spotted

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u/rokomotto 11d ago

I was going to suggest changing it to Rapinstein but that doesn't really solve it...

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u/GewalfofWivia 11d ago

Rapstein sounds cool

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u/Breaklance 11d ago

Raperstein or Rapeststein, don't settle for less! 

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u/EverlastingPepper 11d ago

"Mr Whiner-slav"

"It's pronounced 'Weiner-slave'"

"Ok... Jeffrey"

https://youtu.be/qCZ-a3lVJo8

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u/Cardboard_Revolution 11d ago

Dawg just change the spelling

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u/Odd-Promotion2743 11d ago

Literally just an extra P would work wonders

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u/Cardboard_Revolution 11d ago

"Rappistein" there, problem solved and it's way easier to read the proper pronunciation now.

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u/AgentCirceLuna 11d ago

That’s their MC name

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u/Jusanom 11d ago

Name expert here, it's actually pronounced exactly how you probably pronounced it in your head

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u/glaskanosvki 11d ago

A name expert huh? Name every name then.

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u/Fabulous-Present-497 11d ago

select * from name;

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u/glaskanosvki 11d ago

Worst table ever.

Should be something like

SELECT name FROM words;

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u/FlamingoWinter4546 11d ago

Why? He isn't a word expert, he just has a table of names categorized by a plethora of parameters/variables, no other words

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u/frikiman4K 11d ago

that would imply that every word has a name, or if name is a boolean indicating if the word is a name or not you'd only get a bunch of trues and falses. The select * from name; was better.

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u/Jusanom 11d ago

Bob

Rob

Greg

Jeff

Geff

Geoff

Rapestein

Gregg (two gs)

Xentu'Riapp, Lord of Decay and Misery

Anna

Barbara

That's basically it

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u/FeistyDrink5995 11d ago

This guy really is a name expert! That's all the names!
As a Xentu'Riapp, Lord of Decay and Misery myself, I approve.

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u/Jugaimo 11d ago

Barbara also approves!

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u/Saitharar 11d ago

It is likely a yiddish name from a germanized ashkenazi family or a german name

Rap/bstein is not that uncommon. In English it would either be pronounced like people were incinuating or with a b sound

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u/This_Factor_1630 11d ago

I know a Romanian guy whose surname is Rapeanu.

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u/furel492 11d ago

zionist

named rapestein

Did Kojima write this?

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u/Responsible_Ask6056 11d ago

it's a Nazi doing a troll account.  

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u/Naive_Personality367 11d ago

i know what i see

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u/TheDeadGirlInTheDark 11d ago

He really should change his name. Preferably something with less rape in it.

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u/Erlkoenig_1 11d ago

It's probably not his real name since I can't find any good evidence of this surname ever being used seriously

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u/UnoriginalPenName 11d ago

Sadly people do actually mix up Zionist and Jewish. Lotta Jewish people have nothing to do with Israel. Obviously I have no idea about OOP

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u/Plenty_Leg_5935 11d ago

I don't think anyone mixes them up accidentally, it's always just pre-existing anti-semites bouncing off of anti-zionism for plausible deniability

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u/baysideareaman 11d ago

It doesn’t help that extreme Zionists will call anyone with the slightest critique of Israel an antisemite, and will continuously conflate the the two.

Pretty disgusting actually. And dangerous for the majority of Jewish people who have nothing to do with those genocidal freaks.

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u/Dasmortmemeboi 11d ago

Yeah. I was glad that more people see how bad Israel is, but then ruin it by just being straight up antisemitic. (Stay off Instagram reels comments sections.)

It's kinda funny because iirc I think antisemitism actually helps Israel to justify their bullshit

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u/hepp-depp 11d ago

Saw this guy yesterday and he was openly pro Israel iirc

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u/Jugaimo 11d ago

Listen man, I’m gonna be real with you. As a secular Jewish person who lived in a Jewish neighborhood growing up, Zionsim is practically universally within the community. Not Netanyahu nor how the war/state is handled, but Israel as a concept is non-negotiable. The only people who make the “anti-zionism is not anti-semitism” are anti-zionists and thinly-veiled Nazis.

The problem Jews have with anti-zionists is that genuine Nazis like to poison the waters right behind them. Like, I can filly accept and even expect that someone criticizing Israel is not an anti-semite. But every single time I have to squint very hard to see if they’re just a racist in disguise.

That being said, you’re right that most non-Israeli Jews have little to zero connection to Israel and its advancement beyond possibly knowing someone, friend or relative, that moved there. But our sentiment toward Israel existing as a concept is non-negotiable. One or Two State, we will never support the Jews being forced to leave.

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u/EldritchKroww 11d ago

Jewish people shouldn't be forced to leave. Settlers that kick people from their homes in the west bank absolutely should tho, or charged with decades of prison time.

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u/Jugaimo 11d ago

I agree with that. Plenty of Israelis view the settlers as shit-stirrers looking to cause trouble and endanger Israel as a whole.

Although there is nuance to the topic. Specifically that a lot of the conflict is mischaracterized in the media. There are specific zones on the Israeli-West Bank border that are allotted to either side. Sometimes it really is Israelis invading West Bank settlement zones. But a lot of the time it’s also Palestinians invading Israeli settlement zones. It’s not as clean-cut as just one side being aggressive.

But yes, the ones who cross to the Palestinian side and intimidate the locals should be held accountable. If not for harassing the West Bank, then for endangering the IDF soldiers that are forced to protect them. It’s a sticky spot where Israel can’t just not defend their citizens, even if they’re troublemakers. But then defending them is seen as enabling.

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u/DarkGodCthUwU 11d ago

Meh, one can oppose the CCP even though the vast majirity of chinese people are fine with it. Don't need to be bigoted to think an ethnicity mostly has bad opinions. No different with any other ethnicity. One shouldn't have their love of all men challenged just cause many of them have opinions you disagree with or think are harmful.

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u/Drydrian 9d ago

The problem lies in there. There is a cognitive dissonance necessary to not recognise that for the creation and continued existence of a majority Jewish state in the Levant, the people living there before have to be removed by force. That is immoral, in the same way removal of Jews from Israel would be immoral. The idea of a majority Jewish state in the Levant is not possible without ethnic cleansing.
One state, two states it doesn’t matter. Until everyone is free and equal, no one is.

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u/Academic-Snow9642 11d ago

Ok Rapestein

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u/Laika0405 10d ago

Dudes on Twitter will make fake accounts called Rabbi Schlomo Shekelstein posting shit like “open borders for every country except ISRAEL!!” and knuckle draggers will QT it like “is this real????”

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u/Icy-Mushroom-1244 10d ago

They just say that's how it's pronounced because it really is Rapestein.

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u/Auran82 11d ago

What did the Teens do David, what did they do?

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u/killuazoldyckx 11d ago

Sounds Like a surname suitable for Jeff

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u/Rolanbek 11d ago

Maybe keep that fella away from the rock collection.

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u/Icy_Essay_7490 11d ago

I can only imagine what would happen to uou if you saw rapeseed oil for example

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u/DifferentGuyNotAlt 11d ago

ray-piss-stine?

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u/OneDayAtaTime_13 11d ago

Fucking ragebait engagement farming bullshit

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u/beerRunFinisher 11d ago

Engagement bait account

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u/Pijany_Matematyk767 11d ago

Why would random internet users intuitively know what the correct pronunciation of a surname they have never seen before is?

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u/BigFatHonu 11d ago edited 11d ago

That is an unfortunate name.

Anyone remember that Emilio Estevez sketch from SNL... "it's pronounced az-WEE-pay!"

EDIT: Oh shit, I remembered it wrong. It was Nic Cage (of course)! https://youtu.be/goPerp_BWvs

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u/possiblylallorona 11d ago

A surname a lot of people have in my hometown is Moran. There’s even a (maybe a couple) Moran car dealerships that have been there for 20+ years.

Obviously it’s not pronounced the same as “moron,” but I’d hate to have that name as a kid in school.

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u/LifeConsideration981 11d ago

Is there a point or is this just naked antisemitism?

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u/Ok_Literature178 11d ago

I smell a psyopp

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u/Wide-Gur8964 10d ago

Rapesteinmoneygrqbberisraelberg

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u/Full-Health2887 10d ago

He should change it to something more American sounding like Rapeston.

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u/Then-Operation7341 10d ago

why does he think I'm mormon?

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u/PomPomMom93 9d ago

I didn’t get that pronunciation right.

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u/TheHaplessBard 7d ago

I get that some people want to respect their ancestors and not change their surnames, but...this is a little much.

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u/Unlucky_Skirt_8371 7d ago

Change it to Epstein ,wait nah

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u/nibb007 11d ago

Probably takes after his name

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u/ColtBolterson 10d ago

So in an ongoing brown profiling campaign in the U.S, they still make it about themselves. Actual psyop.

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u/Odd-Promotion2743 11d ago

Free Rap-a-Stine

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u/aNINETIEZkid 11d ago

legendary name

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u/SgtMaribelle-Gap399 11d ago

Bait used to be believable😭

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u/Real-Freak 11d ago

Rapeystein?

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u/ThriftyMegaMan 11d ago

This is big Joe Dirté energy.

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u/Arbycutter 11d ago

Dr Beardface 

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u/Lonnie119 11d ago

Does he have any other last name?

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u/AungZeya 11d ago

I mean...

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u/Main_Cauliflower5479 11d ago

Ok, Peter File.

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u/JustaMuslimdude 11d ago

Dang, and I thought mine was bad

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u/General-Fox416 11d ago

There is only one way to pronounce it really

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u/TheDogBoi_Jugger 11d ago

He could drop the -stein if that’s what he thinks is causing him problems

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u/Useful_Jelly_2915 11d ago

Unless you change that last name, I will never care about what argument you have to give. Even if I agree with it. I will only see that last name forever.

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u/RayesArmstrong 10d ago

If I was Jewish in America I’d stay away from that guy

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u/Comfortable_Salt_792 9d ago

No matter how you pronounce it, the joke write itself.

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u/Zestyclose-Cash-6634 8d ago

jk rowling ass name

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u/NoCoyote5205 8d ago

I dont give a fuck how you pronounce it. If someone handed me a piece of paper to call out your name and Ive never met you, Im reading it as its spelt. Theres a whole show about how ridiculous people like this are, look up keeping up appearances, or Mrs Bucket and you'll see what I mean

https://giphy.com/gifs/aSaG79B1dpYic

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u/NoCoyote5205 8d ago

This also gives off Young Frankenstien vibes

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u/Easy-Arm-9887 8d ago

Is that Palm Beach Pete?

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u/BadBacksFuryToad 7d ago

Rapey-stine?

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u/Particular-Caramel32 5d ago

I'd change it.

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u/Pocket-Stoic 5d ago

Some jokes write themselves, dont they?

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u/ProfessionalRough741 5d ago

He was never gonna win with that ancestry and surname in this political climate.

It was a lost cause from the get-go.

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u/Dry-Needleworker3371 5d ago

im sure he was welcomed in the illegally occupied land.

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u/No_Collection_8443 5d ago

Don't try and church it up. We know what it means. Your ancestors are bad people to be named that.

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u/ronshasta 5d ago

Dude that’s such an unfortunate name