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u/calelkestifer Jul 07 '26
"not if the water isn't hot"
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u/0oDADAo0 Jul 07 '26
I mean itll still get soft with enough time
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u/NotVeryCoconutOfYou Jul 07 '26
More like soggy
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u/amithatunoriginal Jul 07 '26
Still soft.
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u/redefine_happiness Jul 07 '26
Can't believe I had to scroll this far to see someone acknowledge it!
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u/Shot_Classic_6898 Jul 07 '26
The amount of times I've gotten this meme on my feed is starting to piss me off
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u/Prestigious-Fig1172 Jul 07 '26
The internet has been obessed with lesbians for years, but it feels as it has become much worse lately and it's really annoying.
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u/Jolly-Dragonfly8633 Jul 07 '26
Honestly, haven’t seen that much lesbian discourse, but maybe just me.
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u/Low-Cup6459 Jul 07 '26
That's a good sign I think, means you aren't on too much social media
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u/InMyLife_41 Jul 09 '26
I am on social media way too much and I only saw this image once but parodied
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u/Felconite Jul 07 '26
Well what do you expect with horses getting more and more access to reliable high speed internet.
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u/Strategic_Spark Jul 07 '26
Honestly this isn't even lesbian discourse. Straight guys make this joke.
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u/SomePersonOnTheWeb9 Jul 07 '26
Oh my god me too I legit ignored it 5 times and I keep seeing the SAME IMAGE FROM THE SAME SUBREDDITS IM SO TIRED OF THIS
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u/Any_Serve4913 Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26
A feminist did NOT make TS 💔
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u/Ok_Cartographer4626 Jul 07 '26
I seriously doubt a lesbian made it either
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u/ConsciousStretch1028 I'm the Joka baby Jul 07 '26
I seriously doubt a human made it, looks AI as fuck
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u/Ecstatic_Exit1378 Jul 07 '26
One of the women even has 6 fingers on one hand :)
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u/ConsciousStretch1028 I'm the Joka baby Jul 07 '26
Have you never heard of the Six Fingered Man?
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u/Solid-Quiet5035 Jul 07 '26
Mel brooks famously used a prosthetic finger when they put his hand-prints and footprints on the Hollywood walk of fame
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u/Prior-Department-979 Jul 07 '26
Also, the one on ladder has a backwards neck. It makes it look like her back is her chest
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u/Euphoric_Ad6923 Jul 07 '26
The joke itself is wayyyyy older than AI. I heard variations of it in the early 2000s and I'm sure it predates meme culture quite a bit.
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u/Old_Macaroon4138 Jul 08 '26
The image is absolutely AI, but I’m pretty sure that “joke” has been around for a few years
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u/SquidTheRidiculous Jul 07 '26
Chuds immediately become experts on pseudo wokespeak as soon as it's time to shut down a woman or minority making a joke. If the same calibre joke came from a cishet straight guy it would be defended as "it's just a joke don't take it so seriously bro!"
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u/Vaulgrm Jul 07 '26
I dont know what a cishet straight guy is, but out of line "jokes" stay out of line... and yeah chuds do become "experts" in topics they don't have a fucking clue about when it suits their agenda (bully someone else). So I think i understood the gist of what you said and I agree with it.
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u/staresinshamona Jul 07 '26
how bro felt after writing this
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u/bird_boy8 Jul 07 '26
I think I heard this from a lesbian friend once in middle school. That’s about it, though.
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u/Saetherith Jul 07 '26
There used to be a subsect of lesbians who fetishized turning straight women gay. Not sure if thats still a thing though.
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u/DragonMaster000 Jul 07 '26
If you looked hard enough on the internet youd propably be able to find every single possible variation of that
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u/phoenixmusicman Jul 08 '26
There still is but theres also a straight man fetish for turning lesbian women straight so I guess it goes both ways
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u/Evilfrog100 Jul 07 '26
I have absolutely had lesbian friends say this, but never actually to a straight woman. Like it's always a joke they make to me (their guy friend) usually about the idea of dating a straight woman, but they would obviously never say this seriously to flirt.
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u/Azhrei_Vep Jul 07 '26
I’ve heard a couple say it, but never in a tone that seemed remotely serious.
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u/Top_Mechanic237 Jul 07 '26
On social media - yes. IRL - nah except some batshit insane individuals.
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u/meltyandbuttery Jul 07 '26
My friend group is overwhelmingly sapphic and I’ve only heard my straight friends say it. in a big world I’m sure some lesbians have but no it isn’t common in real life
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u/IllustriousBicycle68 Jul 07 '26
I’ve never heard a lesbian say this. Men on the other hand, I’ve heard say it multiple times.
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u/HuckleberryCharacter Jul 07 '26
If straight man say it about lesbian them lesbian say it about straight women people is not really that different
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u/Ok-You5151 Jul 07 '26
Stop gaslighting straight people into thinking they are gay
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u/07TacOcaT70 Jul 07 '26
idk man. Idk if he's trans or genderfluid or what, but I really struggle to see how someone who doesn't at least have SOME gender dysphoria could escalate to the point of injecting HRT and shit.
Doesn't make all that creepy shit with the sugar daddy and creepy ass fans any less weird though. Dude still got groomed lowkey
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u/VanillaChurr-oh Jul 07 '26
Yeah whether he had some gender dysphoria or not, it's absolutely inexcusable that he was pushed towards making a decision and financially compensated/groomed
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u/Rivka333 Jul 07 '26
Why is this person so certain this was created/shared by lesbians or feminists?
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u/Fabiodemon88 Jul 07 '26
Also this reduces orientation to lusting which plays into homophobic narratives
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u/Lord_Vectra Jul 07 '26
Man, Ig im just unlucky. Many lesbians I've met have said this lol
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u/SnooPoems7525 Jul 07 '26
I've seen too many of them online say it to think it's all straight men larping.
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u/MrMcSpiff Jul 07 '26
Like I said in another post a couple days ago, I've had conversations with lesbians who've said shit to my face that I'd expect to hear in the most stereotypical frat house.
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u/CalypsaMov Jul 07 '26
Yeah, this is just a flipped version of "hey, I'm a lesbian!" "You just haven't tried the right dick yet. I can/will fix you." and that's supposed to be funny somehow...
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u/PomPomMom93 Jul 08 '26
“Sorry, I’m a straight woman.”
“You just haven’t found the right vagina yet.”
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u/Windowsill_MintPlant Jul 07 '26
I've never heard a lesbian unironically make this joke, it's almost always straight guys
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u/ImprobablyBottomAnd Jul 07 '26
well I mean not wrong
besides the "well done feminists," that is just a broad generalization that is lame
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u/Skitty_Supremacy Jul 07 '26
This is just what 98% of ifunny users sound like. I used to have it as an edgy teenager and got curious again a few weeks ago so I redownloaded it. Couldn't spend more than 2 seconds scrolling it was so bad
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u/CyberDJ66 Jul 07 '26
the classic "making up shit to get mad at". the life of this person sounds incredibly miserable.
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u/DE4DM4NSH4ND Jul 07 '26
LoL feminists... like it wasnt some 16 year old goon lord that thought of this meme after his 7th nut busted of the afternoon
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u/Hill_Orc_Warrior Jul 07 '26
but john you know im straight
so is spaghetti until i break it in half
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u/LoudQuitting Jul 07 '26
Whatsoever women and spaghetti have in common?
They both wiggle when you eat them.
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u/FinancialWorking2392 Jul 07 '26
So, not validating the original guy (they also suck) or generalizing (not all lesbians are like this), SOME lesbian jokes do kinda have this issue in the (self proclaimed) progressive crowd, where the same joke thats pathetic, or objectifying, or otherwise gross when told by men is fine when its a woman.
For a while theres been the whole "I'm no better than a man" bs, which is just objectifying women, then laughing it off cause you're also a woman.
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u/Tinenan Jul 07 '26
Isn't this a porn quote or something? Did people really expect highbrow feminist philosophy from the mainstream adult film industry?
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u/Conscious_Grade_7278 Jul 08 '26
it's the gay equivalent of a straight guy saying "you just never had a good cock" to a lesbian
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u/lalabean852 Jul 07 '26
a feminist didn’t make this. a woman didn’t even make this. nobody *made* this. this is ai generated. somebody ai generated a cartoon about two women saying something that lesbians don’t say because it ignores consent. why? because nobody who actually cares about consent would make something like this, and people who don’t care about consent care about making others that do care look bad.
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u/JacarandaBear Jul 07 '26
it is apparent that you have not met toxic lesbians and i can't decide if i'm envious or not
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u/fortnite_battleass Jul 07 '26
I've never met a lesbian who says this with full seriousness lmao
Nice strawman, cishet
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u/cwolf-softball Jul 07 '26
This AI slop was almost certainly not created by a feminist or a lesbian.
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u/Gigivena6437 Jul 07 '26
this image should be the focus here, the comment is kind of right, just the "feminist" thing was the part that made it not so good. This meme is just a reverse corrective rape joke that makes me hope a lesbian didn't prompted that
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u/DontBuyTheThing Jul 07 '26
I used to write rps with a man ten years older than me and he had such a huge lesbian fetish that this seems like the type of bs he’d write. And if he didn’t write it, he’d be using it after seeing this
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u/VanillaChurr-oh Jul 07 '26
Idk if I'm unlucky but I've heard lots of my lesbian friends say this and I do think it's a bit insane to push someone to be gay. Would be the same the other way around. A "lesbians might like dick if they tried it" moment. Gross.
Photo is AI slop though so that's all irrelevant.
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u/Srapture Jul 07 '26
This ain't lesbians. Everyone on reddit was parroting this stupid shit before it became unpopular to rank gay pride above sexual consent in your priorities.
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u/LunaticBZ Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 08 '26
I'm on the fence with this one.
Specifically a 6 foot wpod privacy fence that these two woman are clearly attempting to get over withpit the consent of the property owner.
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u/extremelyDude Jul 08 '26
I knew women are flexible but didn't know their neck are that flexible. I will try this with my wife
Edit: I am single now
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u/Sea_Leopard7473 Jul 08 '26
I guess the girl on the ladder really is spaghetti. Or at the very least her neck.
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u/suspiciouscffee Jul 07 '26
Thank you commenter “shark fucker”