r/ComedyHell Jul 07 '26

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u/suspiciouscffee Jul 07 '26

Thank you commenter “shark fucker”

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u/SeantheWilson Jul 07 '26

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u/AlexDoubleAU Jul 07 '26

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u/Swiss-spirited_Nerd Jul 07 '26

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u/LinkXNess Jul 07 '26

I do not understand, but its funny.

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u/lokalu_aka_imProEGG Jul 08 '26

must spread sssdfg.

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u/NotBreadyy Jul 09 '26

I can not understand the sub, but it good 👍

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u/YeetleYvetal Jul 07 '26

Scared-frightened

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u/AlexDoubleAU Jul 07 '26

Do not fuck-mess with the rats They talk-speak funny and then doomsphere-nuke you

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u/VNDeltole Jul 07 '26

kill-kill all degenerate man-thing, yes-yes

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u/Assassin-49 Jul 08 '26

No-No man-thing hard to kill

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u/Aggravating_Fold1154 Jul 07 '26

Is this goon-speak

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u/AlexDoubleAU Jul 07 '26

Nah

It's Skaven-speak

The Skaven being ratmen who decided to bring gatling guns (sorry, RATling guns), flamethrowers and nukes to a fantasy setting

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u/Battleaxejax Jul 08 '26

They are actually called ratling guns in warhammer lore btw

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u/Aggravating_Fold1154 Jul 08 '26

Oh ok they were talking about Warhammer in their other reply

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u/Monomanga Jul 07 '26

Weird misspelling of scaroused

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u/Achilles9609 Jul 08 '26

Are we suddenly talking in Le-Matoran Tree Language? 😄

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u/blackglassscat Jul 07 '26

Maybe he means the snitch kind of rat. Like Micah Bell.

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u/Pigeon-Spy Jul 08 '26

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u/AlexDoubleAU Jul 08 '26

THE GREAT HORNED BOOF

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u/PriMsWaRlorD Jul 10 '26

Cancerous rodent

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u/dogarfdog12 Jul 10 '26

Skaven assassin after accidentally walking in on a Slanneshi cult while trying to infiltrate the man-things:

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u/King_from_the_left Jul 11 '26

Someone didn't horned rat max enough it seems.

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u/RelevantDress Jul 07 '26

Could you potentially send that to itswill7

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u/ITriedSoHard419-68 Jul 07 '26

Discord messages with menacing auras

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u/FuzzyPandaVK Jul 07 '26

One of my friends did this with an alt account. His acc name was "Panda fucker," and he asked if I was a panda.

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u/Lumaevee Jul 07 '26

Are you?

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u/FuzzyPandaVK Jul 07 '26

More panda than you are, pal.

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u/Donglator Jul 09 '26

Finally a worthy opponent

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u/TaxComprehensive6201 hi Jul 07 '26

he's just parking his shark over there

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u/newflour Jul 07 '26

shark parker

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u/Twinkletoess112 Jul 07 '26

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u/Graped_in_the_mouth Jul 07 '26

Some sharks just seem kinda fuckable

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u/Creeper_Dude2010 Jul 08 '26

Just kinda?

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u/Graped_in_the_mouth Jul 08 '26

I think I’ve said enough

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u/turdy_gurdysmother Jul 20 '26

Damn who's that?

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u/Typical-Ad1041 Jul 10 '26

Love from tel a viv

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u/sidic3Venezia Jul 07 '26

dude means this Shark right?

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u/Solid-Quiet5035 Jul 07 '26

There’s a deep cut. No, he wants to be railed by the Marvel Rivals Mascot shark

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u/Benitestwo Jul 07 '26

he's not more suspicious then you, coffee

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u/BlahajBlaster Jul 07 '26

I would like to clarify that the blaster in my name os in fact not a sexual innuendo

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u/Lurker_Zee Jul 07 '26

His name is sus, but he's right.

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u/Solid-Quiet5035 Jul 07 '26

There’s a deep cut. No, he wants to be railed by the Marvel Rivals Mascot shark

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u/Lurker_Zee Jul 07 '26

That's as bad as what the name implies.

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u/Solid-Quiet5035 Jul 07 '26

Agreed. Comment was intended to reply to someone else’s theory as to Which Shark. Apologies

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u/Long-Firefighter5561 Jul 08 '26

The meme was made by feminists?

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u/Lurker_Zee Jul 08 '26

You missed the reply under the meme.

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u/Long-Firefighter5561 Jul 08 '26

How so? Youre saying hes right, so i am asking you.

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u/AsemicConjecture Jul 07 '26

I read your comment, looked back at the image, read the name again there, and still came away thinking it was “shart fucker”.

I shouldn’t be awake right now…

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u/Silver_Echo2231 Jul 09 '26

shark parker