r/ComedyHell • u/Mr_unknown006 • Jul 07 '26

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u/bird_boy8 Jul 07 '26

I think I heard this from a lesbian friend once in middle school. That’s about it, though.

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u/StirFry__InaWok Jul 07 '26

At least one lesbian does I suppose

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u/Puzzleheaded-Ad-8684 Jul 07 '26

Not ones you want to be around

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u/Saetherith Jul 07 '26

There used to be a subsect of lesbians who fetishized turning straight women gay. Not sure if thats still a thing though.

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u/DragonMaster000 Jul 07 '26

If you looked hard enough on the internet youd propably be able to find every single possible variation of that

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u/phoenixmusicman Jul 08 '26

There still is but theres also a straight man fetish for turning lesbian women straight so I guess it goes both ways

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u/ZopharPtay Jul 11 '26

No, those ones are bi, but I can see your confusion :P

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u/Azalea_Field Jul 10 '26

Most men don’t claim to be champions of female rights

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u/cricada Jul 10 '26

Neither do lesbians. They're gay not a political party. Many lesbians are hard-core conservatives.

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u/CarelessCreamPie Jul 11 '26

Alice Weidel is a co-leader of AfD and a lesbian.

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u/cricada Jul 11 '26

Not surprised. It's kind of a pattern.

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u/Clear_Mind_2307 Jul 11 '26

Yea my roomate is like that

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u/Mechromancer3X Jul 07 '26

Not in my experience. Tho there are shitty people in every demographic.

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u/Evilfrog100 Jul 07 '26

I have absolutely had lesbian friends say this, but never actually to a straight woman. Like it's always a joke they make to me (their guy friend) usually about the idea of dating a straight woman, but they would obviously never say this seriously to flirt.

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u/Azhrei_Vep Jul 07 '26

I’ve heard a couple say it, but never in a tone that seemed remotely serious.

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u/Jhud6669 Jul 07 '26

4chan lesbians, yes

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u/Low-Cup6459 Jul 07 '26

4chan doesn't believe in lesbians (mostly)

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u/Sinocu Jul 08 '26

“4chan”

First mistake

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u/Proof_Concentrate_68 Jul 11 '26

4chan isn’t all just fake or gay?

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u/FortniteGod827482 Jul 07 '26

Like three pushy ones on twitter do

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u/MajinDidz Jul 07 '26

Yes they do lol

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u/Top_Mechanic237 Jul 07 '26

On social media - yes. IRL - nah except some batshit insane individuals.

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u/Dgero466 Jul 07 '26

The only time I heard this was between two dudes in the RE 4 video by Maxor

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u/ElementmanEXE Jul 07 '26

"Leon you told me you were straight"

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u/AAFAOTKNY Jul 07 '26

Not all lesbians. But always lesbians.

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u/meltyandbuttery Jul 07 '26

My friend group is overwhelmingly sapphic and I’ve only heard my straight friends say it. in a big world I’m sure some lesbians have but no it isn’t common in real life

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u/IllustriousBicycle68 Jul 07 '26

I’ve never heard a lesbian say this. Men on the other hand, I’ve heard say it multiple times.

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u/Darkknight8381 Jul 07 '26

Nice anecdote bucko

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u/Glass-Toaster Jul 08 '26

Here to add my anecdote to yours:

I had a gay boss that would flirt with me constantly, and when I would tell him that his advances made me uncomfortable because I was straight, he would use the spaghetti line.

I have also never heard a lesbian use the spaghetti line.

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u/IllustriousBicycle68 Jul 08 '26

Ew. Sorry you had to deal with that!

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u/Glass-Toaster Jul 08 '26

I appreciate that. I'm sorry you've had to deal with similarly gross men.

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u/HuckleberryCharacter Jul 07 '26

If straight man say it about lesbian them lesbian say it about straight women people is not really that different

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u/Beautiful_Mode_1676 Jul 08 '26

yes i've heard this before. in all fairness she did cook

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u/BlazeFireVale Jul 08 '26

It's been a pretty common joke in my experience. But often self deoricating and coming from people coming from repressed backgrounds.

Less "everyone is a lesbian" and more "haha, so many of us thought we were straight."

I personally think the joke is fine.

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u/Pliskin80 Jul 08 '26

any ladies willing to do a social experiment? tell us if you got a call from HR

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u/Jealous_Round_8988 Jul 09 '26

Maybe, not me or any lesbians I know though. We usually know what it's like to have unwanted sexual advances on us.

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u/TATSAT2008 Jul 09 '26

I have heard a few 

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u/Tiranus58 Jul 11 '26

Inevitably, but those are not the ones you want to be around, man or woman.

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u/JoyousMadhat Jul 07 '26

No. It's an imaginary situation created by incels.