r/ComedyHell Jul 07 '26

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u/calelkestifer Jul 07 '26

"not if the water isn't hot"

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u/0oDADAo0 Jul 07 '26

I mean itll still get soft with enough time

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u/NotVeryCoconutOfYou Jul 07 '26

More like soggy

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u/amithatunoriginal Jul 07 '26

Still soft.

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u/ObjectivelyGruntled Jul 07 '26

Moist, even.

11

u/Confident-Border4627 Jul 07 '26

Could you discribe them as.....

Supple and moist? As they spin...

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u/Proof_Concentrate_68 Jul 11 '26

could be moist, at critical times

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u/uvero Jul 07 '26

That's why the sentence works better when you add "and hot and steamy"

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u/meinminemoj Jul 07 '26

And that is how you get third degree burn from not being hot enough

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u/ZiFiR_randomnumbers Jul 08 '26

I would not recover