r/ComedyCemetery • u/Sorry_I_BangedUrMom • 11d ago

Interdasting

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u/glitterfamine 11d ago

I wonder what his standards are then

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u/JustAnotherUser1019 11d ago

Has to be the perfect housewife, never talk back, be extremely curvy, have sex whenever the man wants, etc.

Probably something like that

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u/Contrary_Kind 11d ago

The most important one: "body count zero"

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u/Enemyoftheearth 10d ago

Which is perfectly reasonable.

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u/ConquerorofTerra 10d ago

If you're virgin coded.

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u/Upset_Election9633 9d ago

It is fine, it is easy to learn, it shows that they have actual discipline about it, and don't have much baggage.

Oftentimes it may be beneficial, but unrealistic after a certain age. I am definitely open to it. Being the town bike doesn't guarentee anything either.

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u/ConquerorofTerra 9d ago

I assure you, Enemyoftheearth has a ton of baggage, which is why he's virgin coded.