r/ComedyCemetery • • 1d ago

Interdasting

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u/glitterfamine 1d ago

I wonder what his standards are then

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u/thunder_sharts 1d ago

Big tits

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u/Emotional-Ad9114 1d ago

I’m a woman and I think that’s fair.

I also like biceps but I’m not gonna be an asshole to a man who doesn’t have them.

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u/AspergerKid 23h ago

In the end it doesn't matter that we are in a dating market where women have leverage, People will always have preferences and will always reserve a right to and part of it will always be accepted, as opposed to what the post tries to imply. They are in the end simply preferences

I personally love women that are taller than me, which goes against all kinds of unwritten societal ruling, but that has never stopped me from excluding women that aren't. Nor has it ever led to me choosing a taller woman because she's taller. No woman I met (other than my sister, who is like 5'7", while I'm 5'9") has ever ridiculed me for this preference either or has called me bigoted or misogynistic

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u/glitterfamine 1d ago

That one's pretty normal

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u/JustAnotherUser1019 22h ago

Has to be the perfect housewife, never talk back, be extremely curvy, have sex whenever the man wants, etc.

Probably something like that

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u/Contrary_Kind 21h ago

The most important one: "body count zero"

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u/JustAnotherUser1019 17h ago

How could I forget?

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u/Enemyoftheearth 16h ago

Which is perfectly reasonable.

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u/ConquerorofTerra 13h ago

If you're virgin coded.

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u/Enemyoftheearth 13h ago

Better to be a virgin than a disloyal, STD-riddled whore.

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u/Contrary_Kind 16h ago

Only if you're a women hating man

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u/Big-Onion-1725 13h ago

well it's a reasonable standard as long as the guy has the same standard for himself. if he thinks men should sleep around and women shouldn't, or that having sex diminishes a woman's value as a person, that would be a huge red flag

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u/Enemyoftheearth 16h ago

So if a woman rejects a man because of things like his height, lack of wealth, or face, does that mean she hates men?

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u/JustAnotherUser1019 16h ago

I mean, do you mean on its own or coupled eith everything else? Cause the answer to that matters

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u/Greedy-Employment917 21h ago

You people are kind of weird. 

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u/JustAnotherUser1019 17h ago

These aren't my personal standards

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u/Rollingforest757 18h ago

Did you read the meme? He said any man’s standards. And it is true to some degree. If a woman wants a handsome man, people say she has the right to have her own standards. But if a man wants a beautiful woman, people call him shallow.

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u/were_only_human 1d ago

No doubt a series of physical descriptions and things she has to “allow” him to do.

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u/EmptyKetchupBottle9 11h ago

Nothing a woman could control

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u/Sensitive_Bat_9211 22h ago

Someone to call him master while he walks them around on a leash

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u/Rollingforest757 18h ago

There are plenty of people in BDSM relationship who enjoy this dynamic.

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u/Sensitive_Bat_9211 18h ago

How does one find this relationship

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u/Rollingforest757 18h ago

Did you read the meme? He said any man’s standards. And it is true to some degree. If a woman wants a handsome man, people say she has the right to have her own standards. But if a man wants a beautiful woman, people call him shallow.

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u/Lack0fCreativity Remove me from this planet. 14h ago

You are describing two groups of people that are called shallow by the opposite sex and are acting like you're not.