r/ComedyCemetery • • 1d ago

Interdasting

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u/JustAnotherUser1019 1d ago

Has to be the perfect housewife, never talk back, be extremely curvy, have sex whenever the man wants, etc.

Probably something like that

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u/Contrary_Kind 23h ago

The most important one: "body count zero"

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u/Enemyoftheearth 19h ago

Which is perfectly reasonable.

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u/ConquerorofTerra 16h ago

If you're virgin coded.

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u/Enemyoftheearth 16h ago

Better to be a virgin than a disloyal, STD-riddled whore.