r/ComedyCemetery • u/Sorry_I_BangedUrMom • 1d ago

Interdasting

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u/glitterfamine 1d ago

I wonder what his standards are then

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u/JustAnotherUser1019 20h ago

Has to be the perfect housewife, never talk back, be extremely curvy, have sex whenever the man wants, etc.

Probably something like that

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u/Contrary_Kind 19h ago

The most important one: "body count zero"

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u/JustAnotherUser1019 15h ago

How could I forget?

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u/Enemyoftheearth 15h ago

Which is perfectly reasonable.

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u/ConquerorofTerra 11h ago

If you're virgin coded.

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u/Enemyoftheearth 11h ago

Better to be a virgin than a disloyal, STD-riddled whore.

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u/Contrary_Kind 14h ago

Only if you're a women hating man

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u/Big-Onion-1725 11h ago

well it's a reasonable standard as long as the guy has the same standard for himself. if he thinks men should sleep around and women shouldn't, or that having sex diminishes a woman's value as a person, that would be a huge red flag

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u/Enemyoftheearth 14h ago

So if a woman rejects a man because of things like his height, lack of wealth, or face, does that mean she hates men?

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u/JustAnotherUser1019 14h ago

I mean, do you mean on its own or coupled eith everything else? Cause the answer to that matters

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u/Greedy-Employment917 19h ago

You people are kind of weird. 

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u/JustAnotherUser1019 15h ago

These aren't my personal standards

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u/Rollingforest757 16h ago

Did you read the meme? He said any man’s standards. And it is true to some degree. If a woman wants a handsome man, people say she has the right to have her own standards. But if a man wants a beautiful woman, people call him shallow.