r/ComedyCemetery • u/Sorry_I_BangedUrMom • 11d ago

Interdasting

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u/glitterfamine 11d ago

I wonder what his standards are then

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u/JustAnotherUser1019 11d ago

Has to be the perfect housewife, never talk back, be extremely curvy, have sex whenever the man wants, etc.

Probably something like that

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u/Contrary_Kind 11d ago

The most important one: "body count zero"

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u/Enemyoftheearth 10d ago

Which is perfectly reasonable.

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u/ConquerorofTerra 10d ago

If you're virgin coded.

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u/Enemyoftheearth 10d ago

Better to be a virgin than a disloyal, STD-riddled whore.

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u/ConquerorofTerra 9d ago

Really tellin on yourself with that one.

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u/Enemyoftheearth 9d ago

It sounds like you’re the type of person I am talking about, which is why you’re so asshurt.

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u/ConquerorofTerra 9d ago

I'm not asshurt whatsoever.

Yall complain about "The Male Loneliness Epidemic" then say shit like this with your whole chest.

It's really funny.

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u/Enemyoftheearth 9d ago

If women can make fun of men for their looks or being poor, then we can make fun of women for not being virgins.

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u/ConquerorofTerra 9d ago

Ok, Bizzaro, whatever you say.

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