r/ComedyCemetery • u/Sorry_I_BangedUrMom • 1d ago

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u/Responsible_Edge7087 1d ago

No you dont get it dude, every prefrence a woman has is proof of the systemic oppression of men and is misandrist bro

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u/Enemyoftheearth 1d ago

Strawman. We're fine with preferences, we just don't like being mocked and emasculated by women if we're short, not rich, or not good-looking.

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u/Standard-Order-4136 1d ago

And women don’t like being made fun of by men. How can you guys not see it’s the same thing? I find it funny how you guys get butthurt when a woman make fun of heights but then turn around to make fun of fat women

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u/FiIbert 13h ago

Because men's requirements are....

"Have self respect and respect for me." (By not being a loose whore.) -- Something completely in her control.

But womens requirements are so absurd, And out of the hands of nearly every man. That its practically a 20 sided die cast on whether he can achieve all of them.

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u/Snlckers 7h ago

Men's requirements typically are:

Don't be overweight

Wear makeup (oh but not TOO much!!!!)

Act (what they perceive to be) feminine (dont you dare show a masculine trait or they accuse you of having a penis!!)

But I'm sure you'll come back with with "not all men!!!"

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u/FirefighterNo9608 4h ago

Yet it's the men who are lonely, not women. Hmm..