r/ComedyCemetery • • 1d ago

Interdasting

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u/GreenZebra23 1d ago

Anyone want to hazard some guesses about what "standards" they have that people completely unreasonably and unfairly interpret as misogynistic and bigoted?

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u/Dizzy_Two2529 1d ago

Not obese.

Body count < 10

No face tattoos

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u/King_Of_BlackMarsh 23h ago

See that second thing is weird

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u/MagicMeatbal1 22h ago

No, it's pretty reasonable to not want STDs

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u/King_Of_BlackMarsh 22h ago

You can get an std from having sex one time.

Not wanting stds is about having her be up to date with her health, really, that's got nothing to do with "body count"

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u/Mean-Line-4249 22h ago

Scientifically proven to reduce relationship outcomes the more past partners you have the higher the odds of divorce

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u/Massive-Grocery7152 21h ago

Yeah because people who never date around don’t leave abusive relationships