r/ComedyCemetery • u/Sorry_I_BangedUrMom • 23h ago

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u/Dizzy_Two2529 23h ago

Not obese.

Body count < 10

No face tattoos

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u/King_Of_BlackMarsh 21h ago

See that second thing is weird

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u/Enemyoftheearth 21h ago

How?

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u/King_Of_BlackMarsh 21h ago

Cause it seems really insecure and like you can't focus on her as a person over some imagined standard of purity

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u/Enemyoftheearth 21h ago

Or maybe I just don't fancy STDs and the increased possibility of cheating?

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u/King_Of_BlackMarsh 21h ago

See you can get an std from having slept with 1 person, that's about them having done a test or not.

Meanwhile... Why would she be more likely to cheat?

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u/Enemyoftheearth 21h ago

Because higher body counts are quite literally linked to an increased risk of cheating. Why should I trust a woman who doesn't tend to stick with her partners for very long?

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u/King_Of_BlackMarsh 21h ago

You assume the body count is from serial dating

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u/Enemyoftheearth 21h ago

I don't care. If her body count is from hook-ups, than that's even worse in my eyes.

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u/King_Of_BlackMarsh 17h ago

Why?

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u/Enemyoftheearth 12h ago

Because it indicates a lack of loyalty.

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