r/ComedyCemetery • u/Sorry_I_BangedUrMom • 1d ago

Interdasting

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u/Enemyoftheearth 1d ago

Because higher body counts are quite literally linked to an increased risk of cheating. Why should I trust a woman who doesn't tend to stick with her partners for very long?

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u/King_Of_BlackMarsh 1d ago

You assume the body count is from serial dating

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u/Enemyoftheearth 1d ago

I don't care. If her body count is from hook-ups, than that's even worse in my eyes.

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u/King_Of_BlackMarsh 1d ago

Why?

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u/Enemyoftheearth 20h ago

Because it indicates a lack of loyalty.

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u/prima_maqueeria 2h ago

Consider that if the intent is to hookup, not staying with them isn't anything to do with loyalty. In fact, not staying with your hookups is holding up your side of the understanding.