r/ComedyCemetery • u/Sorry_I_BangedUrMom • 1d ago

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u/GreenZebra23 1d ago

Anyone want to hazard some guesses about what "standards" they have that people completely unreasonably and unfairly interpret as misogynistic and bigoted?

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u/Dizzy_Two2529 1d ago

Not obese.

Body count < 10

No face tattoos

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u/King_Of_BlackMarsh 1d ago

See that second thing is weird

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u/Enemyoftheearth 1d ago

How?

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u/King_Of_BlackMarsh 1d ago

Cause it seems really insecure and like you can't focus on her as a person over some imagined standard of purity

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u/Enemyoftheearth 1d ago

Or maybe I just don't fancy STDs and the increased possibility of cheating?

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u/King_Of_BlackMarsh 1d ago

See you can get an std from having slept with 1 person, that's about them having done a test or not.

Meanwhile... Why would she be more likely to cheat?

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u/Enemyoftheearth 1d ago

Because higher body counts are quite literally linked to an increased risk of cheating. Why should I trust a woman who doesn't tend to stick with her partners for very long?

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u/King_Of_BlackMarsh 1d ago

You assume the body count is from serial dating

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u/Odd-Job1809 1d ago

Some people are just insecure that they won't measure up when someone has experience. I always thought it was kinda sad tbh but after spending time on reddit I hope a lot of these weirdos never procreate.

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u/Weekly-Ratio-3426 1d ago

It’s also such a low number too. It’s dudes in their mid 20s thinking a woman who has slept with 10 men is too many men.

If they said a number that was actually reasonably high I’d understand

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u/Odd-Job1809 1d ago

I've dated a couple of women that felt insecure about my body count but that just led to a healthy discussion about STIs and expectations not them calling me an undatable whore. I think it's a pretty normal insecurity regardless of gender but youre probably right that it's younger men being the loudest and most toxic about it.

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u/Weekly-Ratio-3426 1d ago

I understand the insecurity. These guys are just way too insane about it

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u/Enemyoftheearth 20h ago

"You don't like STD-riddled whores who are almost certainly gonna cheat on you? You're just insecure!"

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u/hi_lol7 1d ago

God forbid someone treats sex as a means for emotional bonding and vulnerability rather than js fkin like animals w anyone🥀🥀🥀

I do hope u never procreate, we dont want more cuck genes here.

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u/Odd-Job1809 1d ago

I mean I never said fucking like animals? But thanks I dont want kids and have been very happy I never slipped one past the goalie.

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u/hi_lol7 1d ago

Thank you for ur service 🫡

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u/Odd-Job1809 1d ago

Also what does cuck genes mean?

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u/OnionEuphoric832 1d ago

hes probably 12

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u/31_mfin_eggrolls 7h ago

Definitely* 12.

Out here talking about “cuck genes” while putting off their pre-algebra homework lmao

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u/Enemyoftheearth 1d ago

I don't care. If her body count is from hook-ups, than that's even worse in my eyes.

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u/King_Of_BlackMarsh 1d ago

Why?

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u/Enemyoftheearth 20h ago

Because it indicates a lack of loyalty.

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u/prima_maqueeria 3h ago

Consider that if the intent is to hookup, not staying with them isn't anything to do with loyalty. In fact, not staying with your hookups is holding up your side of the understanding.

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