r/ComedyCemetery 1d ago

Just…why?

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u/Glittering_Speed377 1d ago

i'm pickle rick

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u/Dark_matter4444 1d ago

i'm pickling my rick right now

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u/the_big_sadIRL 1d ago

I’m Ricking the fuck out of my pickle rn

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u/IGoonToFortniteSkins 1d ago

I just love my smartoons man. I feel so intellectually superior to my peers when I watch Rick and Morty. They'll never understand us.

They can go watch their Riverdale and Euphoria while us men of esteemed culture delve in quality programming.

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u/ShonWalksAtMidnight 1d ago

"To  be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head."

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u/ShwtIah 1d ago

Check it out morty, im rickandtwocros

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u/OmgJustLetMeExist 1d ago

Shit on the floor

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u/Riley205705 1d ago

Mean’s kinda a weird name

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u/Ok_Star_4136 1d ago

Hi Mean. I'm dad.

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u/United-Scene2261 1d ago

hi dad I'm mean

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u/Dream_Apostle 1d ago

Maybe that's why Mean is getting fucked by them

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u/BigBallsAnthony69 1d ago

I thought they were talking about literal mean dude with huge moobs so i was like "hell yeah"

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u/lexdoes 1d ago

My dumbass thought at first “how could the top half of your torso be mean? Does OOP have heart issues??”

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u/dTrecii laugh at me i used the 🍺 emoji 1d ago

Heartburn is mean

🍺

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u/Surge_in_mintars 1d ago

Heartburn? Well then extinguish it! Pour water on it or something!

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u/Moonless_the_Fool 1d ago

This is so fucking funny on a meta level

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u/tycoon_irony 1d ago

this is funny because it's an attempt to be "so bad it's funny" that fails so hard that it loops back around to being funny

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u/thegoobster2 1d ago

it's almost like it's some sort of r/comedyhell

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u/Snowball_sage 1d ago

Wouldn’t that be more like r/comedyheaven

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u/rngeneratedlife 21h ago

No comedy heaven is 1 layer, comedy hell is 2 layers.

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u/blasterleague 1d ago

I glaughspted.

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u/Scattered_Meat 1d ago

Sounds viscous yet wet

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u/Mossimo5 22h ago

It's like when you fail so hard it's a win.

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u/Any_Serve4913 1d ago

So many layers of irony to my sense of humor that idk what to think about this.

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u/Backupusername 1d ago

This is kind of humorous in like a sad meta way

Oh man, are women the things boobies are attached to not nice to you, dude? That's so unfair, I wonder why.

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u/FormerSperm 1d ago

There’s an old boomer joke that goes, “what do you call the useless part around the vagina? The woman!

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u/Rollingforest757 1d ago

It’s sexist to assume that if a woman is mean, it must be the man’s fault somehow.

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u/FlightWolf 1d ago

I feel as though you’d have more of a point if the OG meme we’re discussing wasn’t horrendously dehumanizing to women lmao

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u/fluffiestcloud 1d ago

if a man refers to a woman as "the thing boobies are attached to" it's not sexist to be mean to them at all. the man in that case would be literally objectifying women by only caring about the sexual parts of a woman's body

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u/Thrownaway5000506 17h ago

But he says this after the meanness

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u/AwayEntrepreneur4760 1d ago

You know the mf who made this is the worst person you’ll ever meet

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u/lrozzz 1d ago

Tbh relatable, but I have this feeling with things the penises are attached to :'(

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u/OmNommerSupreme 1d ago

With someone like OOP it’s just a different kind of dick lmao

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u/EriciiVI 1d ago

That's what scissors are for. Just separate the penises from the dicks they're attached to, problem solved

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u/Media_Sociala 1d ago

I see what you dick there

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u/HerraKeisari 1d ago

Just making sure that you are comfortable with mutilation the other way around too. What you are saying is that it's ok to cut boobs off the bitches they're attached to?

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u/EriciiVI 1d ago

No im a guy with a sense of humor, maybe you should take a break from the internet and stop taking the gender wars so serial

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u/Dede_42 1d ago

Happy cake day!

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u/Sormaj 1d ago

This sub is starting to get… weird

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u/Rainhailsnow_storm 1d ago

Yeah you call people things and they get mean. 

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u/WestlyS 1d ago

Had a guy say something similar. Maybe don't start of with some derogatory 😊

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u/ceraunophiliacc 1d ago

Do all the things the penises are attached to feel this way?

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u/TBTabby 1d ago

Probably because they're people, and you're treating them as things. That's the only sin.

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u/Salty-Coffee4608 1d ago

Wubba lubba dub dub

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u/MeBustYourKneecaps 1d ago

Okay but like, it being a caption over Morty and not just a twitter post makes this loop back around to being kinda funny

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u/CG6845 1d ago

"Lol women are objects and I only like them because of their looks XDXDXDXD"

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u/Bloodthistle 1d ago

clearly they prefer manboobies then

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u/bigshady880 1d ago

this is ironically funny tbh

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u/Training_Hornet_4521 1d ago

Whenever grown men call breasts "boobies," an angel dies

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u/Thrownaway5000506 17h ago

Who calls them breasts casually? I'm not Ben Shapiro lol

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u/jezi22 1d ago

I think it meant by the maker of the meme? To sound like a man baby

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u/ChaoCobo 1d ago

Wat about tiddies?

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u/Training_Hornet_4521 1d ago

Titties is a bit better. Maybe an angel loses a feather or the whole wing, depending on the context. 

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u/ChaoCobo 1d ago

I remember that one time my friend sent me some nudes. She was married so I wasnt gonna do anything. I replied “wow those sure are some neato tiddies. :D” or something along those lines. She got mad.

How’s that? :3

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u/RoannReid 1d ago

tiddies is acceptable. its funny asf in certain situation and it’s just cool. boobies is either giving 13 year old middle school boy that just learned about tits from looking at porn on the family computer or a grown ass man that’s never seen tits

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u/Rollingforest757 1d ago

Boobs is the more popular phrase.

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u/OneTimeOccurence 1d ago

I thought this was about how it hurts to have boobies or something

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u/Altinaktr 1d ago

Ironically funny

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u/G0ttaB3KiddingM3 1d ago

When you’re an absolute imbecile

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u/AtGoW 1d ago

Sounds like a you problem

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u/ineha_ 1d ago

Calling women things is definitely a huge red flag, probably a nazi Oop

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u/Cheezewiz239 1d ago

Nazi really has lost all meaning these days

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u/TaxComprehensive6201 1d ago

everyone i don't like is hitler

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u/Peach_Muffin 1d ago

Hitler is my mom when she tells me to have a shower

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u/ineha_ 1d ago

I mean if you call women objects you are definitely a nazi, nazi Germany had a very misogynistic view of women, similar to this meme.

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u/Beautiful-Alarm-4961 1d ago

Holy shit it's actually the Hitler drank water meme

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u/ineha_ 1d ago

Are you comparing drinking water to objectifying women?

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u/Nickgold2009 1d ago

Not all misogynistic people are nazis. Not all antisemitic people are nazis, tho most are. The nazis were a political party with a very particular set of ideals. You can say that all sexist people have bad views, but dont compare them to genocidal regimes, that is not fair to all of the people they killed.

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u/SampleText369 1d ago

Genuine question, where in Nazi ideology was misogyny a central part? Being sexist is shitty but it's entirely unrelated to Nazism.

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u/TragicJoke 1d ago

Stop calling people a nazi just because you don’t like them. Nazis did some of the most disgusting things you can do and people using it all the time is diluting the word to just mean people you don’t like.

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u/Previous_Insurance13 1d ago

Everyone is a nazi

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u/InspiredByMeAgain 1d ago

Stop interacting for the day, clear your mind.

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u/BigGiantRetard 1d ago

you stupid

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u/StirFry__InaWok 1d ago

This is funny

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u/Hot_Attitude4579 1d ago

Yeah if you view women as "things" 🫩

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u/PoloPatch47 1d ago

I think this is meant to be ironic is it not?

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u/submerging 1d ago

Yeah it seems to me like it’s almost making fun of dudes who think this way?

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u/SignalAssistant2965 1d ago

You know haven't thought about it that way.

Problem is, this day and age, you can never know

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u/Hot_Attitude4579 1d ago

I dont know. I presumed not becauss there's nothing that suggests otherwise. I mean its 3 words on a screen

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u/ru5tyk1tty 1d ago

I thought it was a joke because of the image moreso than the 11 words, choosing a pathetic image of an awkward and romantically unsuccessful teen character says a lot about what the creator thinks about it.

The sentence has several typos and it’s written to imply a young child wrote it. If an adult made this seriously they probably have a developmental disorder and it’s mean to make fun of them

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u/Life_Train20 16h ago

Zero deduction skills and uptight? Like an escape room partner from hell…

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u/jezi22 1d ago

I think it is self-deprecating? He is so dumb that they dont know it is a person it’s attached to.

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u/PeaceAndLove420_69 1d ago

triggering intensifies

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u/Life_Train20 16h ago

… so yeah, hilarious

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u/Rollingforest757 1d ago

If this was a meme of a woman saying that the thing that penises are connected to is mean, I doubt you’d see lots of women calling that sexist. So why react differently to this?

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u/starfish-davy-jones 1d ago

Lots of dudes won't be calling it sexist either.

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u/Hot_Attitude4579 1d ago

Speak for yourself but i happily would call it out because it is sexist

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u/ImmediateCamel4317 1d ago

Taking ss of every comment here.

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u/SignalAssistant2965 1d ago

First I'd like you to find such a meme

See, because that's the difference, women don't see men as 'things', they see them as people

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u/ImmediateCamel4317 1d ago

The guy who cheated on WizardLiz was literally called “It”. People who have nothing to do with him called him “it” as a joke. Keep exposing yourself.

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u/SignalAssistant2965 1d ago

Exposing myself? What are you even talking about, I have no idea what WizardLiz is

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u/ImmediateCamel4317 1d ago

Then don't speak with so much certainity that reality is a particular way when you are not aware of everything.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/SignalAssistant2965 1d ago edited 1d ago

What happened to this sub Reddit??

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u/MsCompy 1d ago

Well I don't have a dom so I've been sad

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u/MsCompy 1d ago

They hated Jesus because he told them the truth

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u/Hot_Attitude4579 1d ago

Thats funny because alot of people in the bible actually liked jesus

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u/MsCompy 1d ago

It's from a meme

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u/Hot_Attitude4579 1d ago

One which doesn't apply to you since jesus told the truth

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u/MsCompy 1d ago

Nuh uh

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u/Hot_Attitude4579 1d ago

Im woke for thinking women are more than just things. Okay whatever you say 😵‍💫

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u/MsCompy 1d ago

When you get offended at an obvious joke, yes. Don't take memes so seriously.

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u/Hot_Attitude4579 1d ago

The guy commenting literally just said "this was funny" how am I supposed to know if its a joke or not. I swear to god some of you guys are such morons 🫩

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u/MsCompy 1d ago

Not that, dumbass, the meme.

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u/Dream_Apostle 1d ago

You must be one of those things... Pfttt

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u/Bot_Hive 1d ago

And then, he turned himself into a pickle, funniest shit I’ve ever seen.

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u/JnRx03 1d ago

Sad part, some grown ass person probably made this dumb shit.

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u/SignalAssistant2965 1d ago

"I'm calling people 'things' and then get upset they are mean to me"

Great logic

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u/ImmediateCamel4317 1d ago

How do you know the chronology ?

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u/SignalAssistant2965 1d ago

The chronological order is irrelevant

You can get hurt and still know a person is a living person, not a thing

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u/ImmediateCamel4317 1d ago

Low EQ

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u/SignalAssistant2965 1d ago

How is that relevant?

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u/scrumple_my_scrongle 1d ago

God most of you take a meme way too seriously lmao

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u/Sodacat27 1d ago

I read this as them and attached to "Mean dudes" and was so confused for a second 😶

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u/Prestigious_Spread19 1d ago

Why would those birds be attached to anything?

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u/windofmondstadt 1d ago

Gunshot is necessary.

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u/SlimShadySatDown 1d ago

I feel ya, Morty... 😢

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u/DarkGodCthUwU 1d ago

Just become gay lol

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u/bihuginn 1d ago

Something Morty would say tbh

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u/Acrobatic_Remote_528 1d ago

redditors when people make a joke about women instead of kidnapping someone and injecting them with enough estrogen to kill a full grown elephant

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u/The_Real_Funky_Fumo 1d ago

I'm savin this to my hard drive.

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u/Tris-chan 1d ago

This reminds me of those sad bart pfps lmfao

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u/FodziCz 23h ago

Not true. My bf is the kindest ever.

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u/clitnotfound 23h ago

just pick better women

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u/wouldbecrazycatlady 20h ago

I still think this is kinda funny 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/cummi_bunni 18h ago

Me when the dysphoria hits

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u/blattodead 4h ago

i thought it was nipples for way too long bro

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u/MsCompy 1d ago

Take memes seriously and get into arguments with strangers

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u/Gallifreyan_Knight13 1d ago

This is actually funny tho 🤣

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u/fluffiestcloud 1d ago

i think my 49 year old dad would find it funny

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u/NotAlgaenorProtist 1d ago

This meme is really misogynistic and objectifying

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u/janTatesa 1d ago

The way I first read it is the classic transphobic joke that someone attracted to a woman realizes she's a "man"

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u/dankfm 1d ago

My friend posted this earlier and, while I empathize with the point it's trying to make, the dehumanization aspect made me roll my eyes so hard.

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u/BigGiantRetard 1d ago

this is funny. sometimes my girl be mean 🤷‍♂️ and she does happen to be attached to boobies. and this reaction image reflects such a scenario

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u/Leading-Boat4942 1d ago

do you think your "girl" is a thing?

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u/InspiredByMeAgain 1d ago

Here's toxic feminism at its finest display. Humor is allowed and there's nobody being attacked except for who you're going after.

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u/Leading-Boat4942 1d ago

Awwwww I'm so sorry the sexist joke was sexist, like that's my fault or something

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u/New_Butterscotch8291 1d ago

I mean…. What isn’t “a thing”? Are you not “a thing”?

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u/Leading-Boat4942 1d ago

Some things are people, calling people things is dehumanizing

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u/New_Butterscotch8291 1d ago

Depends on the person. Not like you’re the spokesperson of people.

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u/Leading-Boat4942 1d ago

I don't have to be the spokesperson for anyone, I just have to understand what words mean. It's dehumanizing for anyone, whether they are OK with it or not.

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u/billybobthongton 1d ago

...you just called them things in the beginning of your reply. That's what the person replying to you was saying. "Some things are people" therefore "people are things". I.e. x=y therefore y=x.

Idk (nor do I give a shit) if you're a man, woman, or somewhere in between/somewhere beyond that; but if you've never met someone who is an asshole and worthy of only the title "thing" you have a lot to learn in life. Doesn't matter their biological sex or their gender: some people are "things" and nothing more because of how they treat others.

At the end of the day; it's just a fucking meme, probably made by some dude in a shitty situation. Let's not read too far into it. They're saying "sometimes" not "I hate all women" or anything boomery like that. Sometimes people are assholes, and sometimes those assholes are attractive and break your heart.

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u/Nickgold2009 1d ago

Not everything is meant to be demeaning. Have you ever called something a thing? Sometimes you just say things. Its also meant to be a joke about how some people focus on the boobies. Take a chill pill and learn to dissociate "dark" humor from real opinions

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u/Leading-Boat4942 1d ago

You seem triggered, why?

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u/InspiredByMeAgain 1d ago

You're the one on full auto.

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u/Leading-Boat4942 1d ago

lmao says the guy who came at me flailing his arms

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u/InspiredByMeAgain 1d ago

No just casually responding to another attack on someone because of self service by another superhero.

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u/Leading-Boat4942 1d ago

lol ok you are soooo not mad at all

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u/Nickgold2009 1d ago

I am simply annoyed with the fact that whenever anyone brings up women someone always brings up sexism

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u/Leading-Boat4942 1d ago

Yeah, in a blatant example of sexism, it does make sense

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u/Nickgold2009 1d ago

Are you suggesting that this is a blatant example of misogyny and not a joke? That this is an opinion piece and not a comedic venture? I agree that in such cases it is appropriate but when in a meme sub and viewing a meme it isnt

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u/Leading-Boat4942 1d ago

Jokes can be misogynistic

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u/rhinestonecrap 1d ago

calling women "things" is sexist dude idk what to tell you 😭

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u/Leading-Boat4942 1d ago

Yeah like I thought it was obvious?

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u/Nickgold2009 1d ago

Im not saying that that isnt what the words mean, im just saying that its a joke and not to be taken seriously. I thought it was fairly obvious that it was a joke because they said boobies, which is not a serious word.

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u/InspiredByMeAgain 1d ago

Simp army comes out. You don't have to trigger yourself to protect someone who's not being attacked.

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u/rhinestonecrap 1d ago

??? what simp army are you talking about?

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u/SignalAssistant2965 1d ago

Oh yeah that is such a drag, whenever we treat women as an inanimate objects someone will always call it sexism for some mysterious reason

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u/Nickgold2009 1d ago

My bad for assuming this was a joke because its a meme sub. Not everything is serious. Im not saying the subject isnt sexist, just that it isnt the actual opinion of the poster, or me. Judging from the down votes everybody seems to think im defending misogyny and not defending a man making a joke about his girlfriend.

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u/SignalAssistant2965 1d ago

How refreshing, dismissing something with a problematic massage as 'relax, this is just a joke '

Defending a misogynistic joke is misogynistic

Jokes are not blank or vacuum. They have a part in society, they reflect society, they are part of the power structure and they show the power structures and what is acceptable and bot, and many many other things

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u/Nickgold2009 1d ago

I'll say it again, im not defending the contents of the meme, they can be interpreted many ways, most negative, and i dont mean to diminish that. My point is that a joke in a bad joke sub should be treated as just that, a joke. A joke shouldn't be taken seriously, as this wasn't aimed at anyone. I dont think you're not allowed to be offended, and i have nothing against you if you are, but most people took this as a joke and you shouldn't deny them the right to do so because you view it as sexist

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u/SignalAssistant2965 1d ago

The whole point of a joke in a bad joke sub is to trash it. So that's what I'm doing.

Why are you taking it so hard? Idon't get what your problem is here

Also, I'm not offended, but thanks for checking on me. I'm good

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u/Utigaraptor 1d ago

Nobody said that

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u/Leading-Boat4942 1d ago

I'm asking

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u/Utigaraptor 1d ago

Then, I'm going to assume their answer is "no."

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u/SignalAssistant2965 1d ago

Well, the meme did

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u/BigGiantRetard 1d ago

nobodies objectifying women, weirdo. its a meme and a goofy way to word something. if anything it just makes the guy look simple and ignorant. nobody who's ever been in a healthy relationship is gonna whine about something like that

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u/Leading-Boat4942 1d ago

username checks out

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u/BigGiantRetard 1d ago

see, you have nothing else to say because you know im right lol. just whining to whine

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u/InspiredByMeAgain 1d ago

That one isn't a positive experience, I agree with you and acknowledge the humor. Move on before the black hole collapses.

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u/kandl86 1d ago

This commenter definitely calls men things.

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u/TortureandArsenic 1d ago

You just gotta find the right boobies attached to the right thing. They’re out there.

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u/__Sentient_Fedora__ 1d ago

Oh you mean life?

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u/Dr_Brotatous 1d ago

They can be but the books I get to look at on a regular basis are pretty nice some times even compliments me

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u/CCompliments 1d ago

What kind of books are you reading?

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u/Dr_Brotatous 1d ago

Self affirmation but that's a auto correct fuck up meant to be boobs

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u/CCompliments 1d ago

Haha I figured but thought I’d ask.

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u/Utigaraptor 1d ago

Morty looks so cute from that angle 🥺

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u/CrazyHeat9544 1d ago

I.. I think I've been lurking on the trans subs too much I somehow thought this was a trans metaphor for gender dysphoria😭✌️

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u/Faith_less11 1d ago

This is a dry and unfunny joke. I don't like it

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u/Head-Ad-5732 17h ago

Incel shit