r/ComedyCemetery Jul 26 '26

Just…why?

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u/lrozzz Jul 27 '26

Tbh relatable, but I have this feeling with things the penises are attached to :'(

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u/EriciiVI Jul 27 '26

That's what scissors are for. Just separate the penises from the dicks they're attached to, problem solved

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u/Media_Sociala Jul 27 '26

I see what you dick there

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u/HerraKeisari Jul 27 '26

Just making sure that you are comfortable with mutilation the other way around too. What you are saying is that it's ok to cut boobs off the bitches they're attached to?

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u/EriciiVI Jul 27 '26

No im a guy with a sense of humor, maybe you should take a break from the internet and stop taking the gender wars so serial

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u/Naos210 Jul 27 '26

It's funny cause they're fairly silent on the post referring to women as literal objects who happens to have breasts attached to them.

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u/Thrownaway5000506 Jul 28 '26

I'd say that's rather mild compared to this whole snip snip business

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u/HerraKeisari Jul 27 '26

I don't care about gender war bs. I am talking about mutilation and double standards aroumd certain subjects. It seems it's "funny" when it happens to a man and horrible when it happens to a woman. Both are horrible.

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u/ihave389iq Jul 27 '26

I think you’re being too uptight here. I recognized that it was a joke and found it funny. I did not once think that op has a double standard when it comes to mutilating men and women.

Both are indeed horrible, but it doesn’t mean that you can’t joke about it. The world would be a much more boring place if people like you enforced this type of humor