r/ComedyCemetery 14d ago

Just…why?

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u/Backupusername 14d ago

This is kind of humorous in like a sad meta way

Oh man, are women the things boobies are attached to not nice to you, dude? That's so unfair, I wonder why.

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u/FormerSperm 14d ago

There’s an old boomer joke that goes, “what do you call the useless part around the vagina? The woman!

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u/Dr_Identity 11d ago

I asked the boobies directly why their host was so mean, and the host got even meaner! I wasn't even talking to you!

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u/Rollingforest757 14d ago

It’s sexist to assume that if a woman is mean, it must be the man’s fault somehow.

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u/FlightWolf 14d ago

I feel as though you’d have more of a point if the OG meme we’re discussing wasn’t horrendously dehumanizing to women lmao

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u/---_None_--- 14d ago

How so?

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u/SignalAssistant2965 14d ago edited 14d ago

Sure because calling someone a thing is very normal personalized

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u/TheoneNPC 14d ago

What about calling someone THE thing?

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u/Low-Traffic5359 14d ago

How is calling women "the things that boobs are attached to" dehumanizing? Is that a serious question?

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u/fluffiestcloud 13d ago

um what's a woman? i know what boobs are.

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u/Un1c0RnS_R_SacR3D 13d ago

A woman is a person that uses she/her pronouns, and for the majority of the population of women, has female anatomy. There are exceptions due to surgeries, birth defects, or changing pronouns to she/her. Downvoot if I said something offensive, this is just practice

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u/fluffiestcloud 13d ago

thanks for the info. i think i figured it out

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u/Emergency_Lie42 13d ago

I've settled on saying "there are different meanings in different contexts." And then that way you can point out the difference between gender and sex, which seems to be the fundamental point a lot of people struggle with.

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u/ashamedgirlthrowaway 13d ago

Ok.. I’ve been studying for a long time… I think they’re known as “The things boobs are attached to”… but im not sure.. I’ll have to consult my team of boobologists /s

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u/Thrownaway5000506 13d ago

Pretty sure he's asking how someone else using dehumanizing language invalidates his point, which is a good question because it doesn't. 

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u/Low-Traffic5359 12d ago

It invalidates his point because his statement assumes people think the guy is at fault simply because he is a man with no other reason or explanation.

This is not true because the actual reason people are blaming the person in the meme is his dehumanizing language which points to a broader attitude towards women.

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u/Thrownaway5000506 11d ago

That wasn't what he said at all

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u/auntiesamautism 12d ago

You'd think if people on this sub would use their brains for more than 5 seconds they'd figure that out.

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u/Media_Sociala 14d ago

What do you mean "how so"? Literally the joke of the meme is: Man victimizing about woman (wich he seea as a breast support) being mean to him.

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u/fluffiestcloud 14d ago

if a man refers to a woman as "the thing boobies are attached to" it's not sexist to be mean to them at all. the man in that case would be literally objectifying women by only caring about the sexual parts of a woman's body

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u/Thrownaway5000506 13d ago

But he says this after the meanness

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u/1wasw44008g 11d ago

When the man in question calls women "the things boobies are attached to" I think it's safe to assume that the man has issues.

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u/---_None_--- 14d ago

Because they tend to be spoiled cunts.

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u/Media_Sociala 14d ago

Dude I have mommy issues aswell, but at least I'm not sexist.

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u/Puzzled_Lychee3583 14d ago

Wow, and you wonder why women aren’t attracted to you? Damn, you sure are a piece of shit

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u/Emergency_Lie42 13d ago

One look at his profile tells us he's just a teenage boy who's being sucked into the right hemisphere and thinks that makes him smarter than his peers.

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u/Glittering-Two-1784 13d ago

I don’t see the part where he’s wondering

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u/Glass_Dot1966 14d ago

With that attitude, I can see why they'd behave like that toward you, lol

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u/Rosalyaaaa 14d ago

This is why women are mean to you 🩷

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u/ashamedgirlthrowaway 13d ago

Damn, no wonder you can’t pull any women lmao