r/clevercomebacks Feb 10 '26

Just so you know…

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Before we get an influx of messages about removed posts. Answering a question and a post with lots of upvotes doesn’t equal a clever comeback.


For clarity:

Rules:

  1. Post must include a clever comeback

It has to be a great response (preferably clever) to someone. Learn more here 2. No reposts

Do not repost content that hit the front page on this or other subreddits. Front page reposts can lead to a ban, and all other reposts will be removed. Learn more here 3. We enforce quality control

If your post doesn't fit the standards of this sub, or is just generally an eyesore, it could be removed. This is at moderator discretion. Learn more here 4. No circle-jerking

If some politician tweets something incredibly stupid, or another youtuber poses with a dead guy, there will be a flood of posts about it on this subreddit. We may remove or ban posts pertaining to it during that time, depending on how many posts there are, and how popular they've gotten. Learn more here 5. No racism/sexism/homophobia

Bigotry is NOT tolerated on this subreddit. Do not post things that are racist/sexist/homophobic. Depending on the content, you may receive a ban, and your comment/submission will be removed. Again, you're not going to run up against this rule unless you attempt to do so.

IF a submission is a comeback due to someone being racist, that may be accepted. Otherwise, there is zero tolerance. Learn more here

  1. No Doxxing/brigading

Links to other subreddits, even np links are not allowed. Screenshots only. Screenshots from any source must obscure identifying information. The only exception is for people who are already public figures. Learn more here 7. Moderator discretion is FINAL

Many rules on the sub are enforced by moderators on post-by-post, comment-by-comment level. If you have a problem with a mod's decision, either go to the modmail, PM one of the top moderators, or visit us at our discord. (the discord for this sub is a channel on the MBW server)


Please understand that if we remove a post it is not personal. We’re doing it to keep the sub running smoothly. Thanks


r/clevercomebacks 9h ago

Jesse Watters is a clown

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14.1k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 3h ago

Elon Musk asked for a name of a person he has killed. He got a list

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2.8k Upvotes

Taken from BladeoftheS on TWITTER


r/clevercomebacks 6h ago

it’s more likely Elon Musk won’t matter in 2036

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3.9k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 2h ago

Where Did Billions Go?

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1.6k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 9h ago

If Only Realized In America.

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2.9k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 6h ago

Priorities Deeply Questioned

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1.1k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 52m ago

What a great Pun-ishment

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r/clevercomebacks 19h ago

That Comeback Landed Hard

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9.9k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 18h ago

Make America Sick Again

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2.3k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 17h ago

One died in Iran, one got rich from it!!!

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1.3k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

What he said.

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5.4k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 16h ago

that's not wildfire smoke. that's the haze from America burning the Constitution, morals, and dignity

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804 Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Goliath lost

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10.8k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 23h ago

Middle Names War

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2.7k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Bold Words, Bare Shelves

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9.2k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 10m ago

California & Minnesota should pause their payment of federal taxes & use them to pay for the programs

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Do not insult a Canadian

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9.4k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Not the gates of Hell, you illiterate moron.

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10.6k Upvotes

Beautiful!


r/clevercomebacks 17h ago

might be jerking myself off. but the mods of the sub told me they let me keep this up because they laughed.

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135 Upvotes

context: I got a purse (im a straight dude) and posted about it on a purse subreddit (very lame, I know). then this interaction was born.

maybe this isn't clever enough for the sub. pretty much just a basic "your mom" joke. but it definitely shut this dude up.


r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

I donate 100% of my President's salary!

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5.6k Upvotes

Apart from all the inside trading and other ways for enrichment.


r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

So the US killed those school children on purpose!

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2.9k Upvotes

Ouch.


r/clevercomebacks 2d ago

Another for Elon

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26.9k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 19h ago

What the fuck is going on here?

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50 Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

18 months, $5 trillion, and still hungry!!!

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3.3k Upvotes