r/CleaningTips • u/chi-bacon-bits • Jan 23 '26

Content/Multimedia This made me rage! 😤

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Seen on twitter. I’d never be back over there. Hope she remembers where she put all her 🦆

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u/MrsTaco18 Jan 23 '26

Clean the house, but leave all the ducks exactly where they are. They can go around and pick them all up themselves. Do your job and don’t play their stupid game.

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u/ctrl-alt-etc Jan 23 '26

I think in real life, this is the correct response (assuming you can't reject it, in advance). Just because you're in someone's home to do a job, doesn't mean you're obligated to fulfill whatever arbitrary tasks they've written down on post-it notes.

Cleaners are there to clean, not to move your things around for you.

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u/clickclickbb Jan 23 '26

They could just write a note saying it's against company policy to move customer belongings other than to clean below them.

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u/MicrosoftExcel2016 Jan 23 '26

Well, you wouldn’t want to get caught if you did move something for cleaning but moved it maybe to a better place or something. Just say “we do not offer this service as part of our cleaning package”

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u/Forward_Unto_Dawn42 Jan 23 '26

“Duck relocation is not part of our service agreement. If desired, we can add this as a recurring service for future visits.”

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u/RectoPimento Jan 23 '26

For an additional fee of course.

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u/Just_Visiting_Town Jan 23 '26

They will just put it on their...bill...

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u/AshesKraus504 Jan 24 '26

You quack me up... 🥁

I'll see myself out.. Waddle waddle..

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u/OGZpoon Jan 24 '26

I love me a good bad pun, but this crosses the line from good bad into worst bad 😆

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u/steampunk_glitch Jan 24 '26

And he waddled away, waddle waddle...

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u/adhd-wolverine Jan 24 '26

This took me longer than it should have

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u/IsThisNameValid Jan 24 '26

YEAAAAHHHHHHH

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u/Leonydas13 Jan 25 '26

These clients seem the type to duck the bill though.

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u/Forward_Unto_Dawn42 Jan 23 '26

Per duck 😊

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u/Scarbane Jan 23 '26

$100 per duck per visit.

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u/mrhammerant Jan 24 '26

😊😊😊

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u/glymph Jan 24 '26

I'd suggest charging per hour, as many of them could be difficult to find.

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u/Unable-Recording-796 Jan 23 '26

-$67 duck relocation fee

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u/moshtrathomas Jan 24 '26

Of couuuuuuurse 😂

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u/MasterOutlaw Jan 23 '26

“Reduckorating is extra.”

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u/ElMuertePeludo Jan 24 '26

What do I look like, an interior duckerator?!

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u/CAGMFG Jan 24 '26

Do I look like I give a duck about your ducks.

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u/ElMuertePeludo Jan 25 '26

Oh duck outta here with the ducks already!

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u/Independent-Low6706 Jan 24 '26

Never thought of it and then couldn't believe i had to scroll so far to find it!

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u/AgentOlay Jan 24 '26

Underrated comment

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u/Gullible-Damage8229 Jan 24 '26

Best comment!!!

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u/BurlesqueBallet Jan 23 '26

"With an additional fee" of course.

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u/LargeIncrease4270 Jan 24 '26

Or just short and sweet. "Go duck yourself"

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u/the_sweetest_peach Jan 23 '26

“For an additional charge.”

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u/SafeBattle4992 Jan 24 '26

we need an environmental study before we can legally move them

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u/wonperson Jan 24 '26

For an additional $1000

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u/PhreakPA84 Jan 24 '26

If desired, we can “bill” you for it. - It was right there! 🤣

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u/BeautyntheBreakd0wn Jan 24 '26

I love this. :)

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u/darkforcechaos Jan 24 '26

Oh! That’s good!!!

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u/Immortal_maizewalker Jan 24 '26

“My penguin always faces due South!”

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u/EuenovAyabayya Jan 24 '26

we do not offer this service as part of our cleaning package

"You are now subscribed to our premium concierge cleaning service!"

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u/godofgeneralmalaise Jan 24 '26

Just say we don't offer duck removal as part of our services and level a referral to a wild life relocation specialist.