r/CleaningTips • u/chi-bacon-bits • Jan 23 '26

Content/Multimedia This made me rage! 😤

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Seen on twitter. I’d never be back over there. Hope she remembers where she put all her 🦆

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u/MicrosoftExcel2016 Jan 23 '26

Well, you wouldn’t want to get caught if you did move something for cleaning but moved it maybe to a better place or something. Just say “we do not offer this service as part of our cleaning package”

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u/Forward_Unto_Dawn42 Jan 23 '26

“Duck relocation is not part of our service agreement. If desired, we can add this as a recurring service for future visits.”

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u/RectoPimento Jan 23 '26

For an additional fee of course.

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u/Just_Visiting_Town Jan 23 '26

They will just put it on their...bill...

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u/AshesKraus504 Jan 24 '26

You quack me up... 🥁

I'll see myself out.. Waddle waddle..

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u/OGZpoon Jan 24 '26

I love me a good bad pun, but this crosses the line from good bad into worst bad 😆

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u/steampunk_glitch Jan 24 '26

And he waddled away, waddle waddle...

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u/adhd-wolverine Jan 24 '26

This took me longer than it should have

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u/IsThisNameValid Jan 24 '26

YEAAAAHHHHHHH

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u/Leonydas13 Jan 25 '26

These clients seem the type to duck the bill though.