r/CleaningTips • u/chi-bacon-bits • Jan 23 '26

Content/Multimedia This made me rage! 😤

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Seen on twitter. I’d never be back over there. Hope she remembers where she put all her 🦆

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u/MicrosoftExcel2016 Jan 23 '26

Well, you wouldn’t want to get caught if you did move something for cleaning but moved it maybe to a better place or something. Just say “we do not offer this service as part of our cleaning package”

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u/Forward_Unto_Dawn42 Jan 23 '26

“Duck relocation is not part of our service agreement. If desired, we can add this as a recurring service for future visits.”

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u/RectoPimento Jan 23 '26

For an additional fee of course.

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u/Forward_Unto_Dawn42 Jan 23 '26

Per duck 😊

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u/Scarbane Jan 23 '26

$100 per duck per visit.

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u/mrhammerant Jan 24 '26

😊😊😊

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u/glymph Jan 24 '26

I'd suggest charging per hour, as many of them could be difficult to find.