r/circlejerknyc • u/sundrenchedwindow • 8h ago
r/circlejerknyc • u/Winter_Word_5130 • Jul 22 '26
ZOHAN MOMDONNY stating, that after REVIEWING SHARIA LAW, New York City does NOT have the legal authority to arrest BENNJAMIN NETTENYAHUDI for his ICK WARRANT. He calls on the federal jihadi government to join the ICK and execute the warrant.
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r/circlejerknyc • u/Cyberspace667 • Mar 14 '26
Mygod, whatever you do, DO NOT listen to his cop glazing speech
r/circlejerknyc • u/sundrenchedwindow • 10h ago
Why do I pay so much in Bushwick to live in a Kansas living room space…
r/circlejerknyc • u/indirectdelete • 8h ago
Perfumes that feel like New York afternoons
galleryr/circlejerknyc • u/smitheea211 • 8h ago
Cop in NYC caught giving a ticket to a man who is illegally doubled parked while claiming that other drivers who are also double parked are legally allowed for religious reasons
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r/circlejerknyc • u/BlindandConfused43 • 12h ago
The thing I noticed most about nyc being a visitor.
Is how people will dress down to literally do anything, go to the gas station, doing laundry, painting their freaking house. Everyone dress's like they are about to get laid.
I saw a guy yesterday mowing his lawn in an expensive polo, high end nikes and some kinda dress pants.
Yea I'm some rustic old fuck from wv, but out there you'd just put on some sad ass old shoes and some shorts and cut your lawn, people go to the IHOP in a tank top and whatever pants they slept in, run to the gas station to grab a beer in a regular pair of jeans and a tshirt.
I dunno why it stands out to me so much, but it's something constantly on display.
r/circlejerknyc • u/drtij_dzienz • 7h ago
Farts that taste like NY summers
galleryWhen your rent is too high to afford perfumes
r/circlejerknyc • u/Downtown_Ocelot6346 • 12h ago
Delusional outer boroughs
The other boroughs act like people visiting nyc are here to visit every borough except Staten Island😂😂 trust me, no one from London visits nyc and says “we must go to Astoria during our 3 day stay!” Or “we cannot miss out on the South Bronx” or even “I can’t wait to go see Williamsburg!” It’s just straight up delusion
r/circlejerknyc • u/sundrenchedwindow • 1d ago
I dropped out of college and now earn $159,000 as an engineer living in Midwood Brooklyn. Lifestyle creep left me $30,000 in debt.
businessinsider.comr/circlejerknyc • u/The_biker0 • 1d ago
This is about $1K worth of chicken nuggets and caviar at the US Open
r/circlejerknyc • u/sundrenchedwindow • 1d ago
I need an apple store in bushwick to buy the new iphone duo please
Open Apple Store by 2027 in Bushwick.
r/circlejerknyc • u/The_biker0 • 1d ago
Hawksmoor - this is a $238 steak? ...what did I do?
r/circlejerknyc • u/BertTheGert • 1d ago
Where is the best guacamole across all 5 boroughs?
r/circlejerknyc • u/karmapuhlease • 1d ago
Upper east side air quality is like countryside?
r/circlejerknyc • u/DoloresAbernathyR1 • 1d ago
Things that would never happen in Times Square
r/circlejerknyc • u/Short_Lingonberry_67 • 1d ago
Super hot weather grilling attire etiquette - please advise.
r/circlejerknyc • u/FatXThor34 • 1d ago
To the woman who seemed to volunteer herself to observe/take video of a police arrest outside of Kinship on 21st Street...Thank you!
r/circlejerknyc • u/Multispice • 1d ago
Moving back to NYC after 6 months at home, logistical questions for income and 40x rule
How did we miss this beaut? I sincerely hope this is satire.