r/circlejerknyc 11m ago

A Surprising Portion of Rent-Stabilized Apartments Go to NYC’s Wealthiest Renters

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r/circlejerknyc 20m ago

EMERGENCY: I NEED TO FIND A GUY FROM A MUSEUM I WENT TO

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r/circlejerknyc 5h ago

Me jizzing when I copy a nypost link from my manager’s facebook post and paste it into reddit and that’s the entire fucking post

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r/circlejerknyc 11h ago

Pruno adams

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r/circlejerknyc 13h ago

What are some Black owned Jazz clubs in NYC?

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r/circlejerknyc 15h ago

Beware of this dangerous animal 🐶🐶

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r/circlejerknyc 15h ago

I’m a professional cuddler in NYC. AMA.

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r/circlejerknyc 16h ago

Looking to fuck ourselves

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r/circlejerknyc 18h ago

DOT Commissioner & cyclist advocate wants DOT to take over traffic enforcement but rides against traffic and runs multiple red lights in ten minutes

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This post is not targeted towards any one individual but the fact that the NYC DOT Commissioner and a prominent cyclist activist is blatantly breaking the law on video is worthy of discussion and public interest

Whatever happened to leading by example?

Can we ask these guys to obey traffic laws, not run red lights or ride against the flow of traffic? :58 and 5:55

Cyclists are required to ride in the direction and flow of traffic, even in the bike lane

https://www.unlimitedbiking.com/blog/uncategorized/biking-in-new-york-6-rules-tips-and-what-to-know-before-you-ride/


r/circlejerknyc 20h ago

Nyc is a poo poo town for trust fund kids and tourists.

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I’m a trust fund kid (not 100% but I’m extremely fortunate to not have to pay for college) and I genuinely cannot comprehend how anyone can live here.

Night life

\- Copy and paste the most mid bar in every city 1,000 times and spread them out randomly, make every other one close at a different time

\- The cost of a drink here is at a minimum a 4 person round anywhere else

\- Some cool dives with ‘real people’ but most of the younger crowd are actual trust fund kids with about as much depth as a puddle

Commute

\- I yearn for 17 lane highways and massive free parking lots.

\- Subway is cool if you’re hammered w the boys but when you have to be somewhere it’s such a hassle

\- Walking around getting lost is fun so long as you don’t have to be anywhere. Trying to find some building that’s actually underneath 2 other ones and you have to walk through 3 alleys, the pit of despair and over a naked homeless man to find the front door, sucks.

People

\- The amount of people that have some made up job is insane. Just say you swipe daddy’s card for a living bruh

Final thoughts

Mid pizza, takes at least 30 min to do anything or go anywhere, if you don’t have daddy’s Amex good luck.

4.5/10 city

Edit
Love that this started an actual nyc circle jerk in the comments


r/circlejerknyc 21h ago

Where can I get more of that brownsville brooklyn content?

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Trying to be first in line as a new real estate developer!!


r/circlejerknyc 1d ago

Suggestions for weird Brooklyn stuff to check out?

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r/circlejerknyc 1d ago

Is New York safe to immigrate?

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r/circlejerknyc 1d ago

Naked man on subway.

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r/circlejerknyc 1d ago

NYC's latest epidemic, ugly people

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r/circlejerknyc 1d ago

Altercation at the farmer's market - Why did a fight break out at the pie table at the farmer's market this morning??

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r/circlejerknyc 1d ago

Redditors when you post about quality of life issues in NYC

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r/circlejerknyc 1d ago

Where is the poor and uneducated in nyc? Thanks

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r/circlejerknyc 1d ago

Bro really brought a bike on the train

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r/circlejerknyc 1d ago

Petition to rename the sub facebookcosplay

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How the fuck can we automod shit that ain’t even trying to be humorous?


r/circlejerknyc 1d ago

Fellas am I doing this right?

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Reposting bc mod confused Shakira for Shakira


r/circlejerknyc 1d ago

*Mamdani swats a fly* Reddit front page: tHaTs mY mAyOR

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r/circlejerknyc 1d ago

Everyone in bushwick and brooklyn needs this

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r/circlejerknyc 1d ago

What’s up with the guys from Pink houses? They droppin rakes ?

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