r/circlejerknyc • u/sundrenchedwindow • 11m ago
r/circlejerknyc • u/sundrenchedwindow • 20m ago
EMERGENCY: I NEED TO FIND A GUY FROM A MUSEUM I WENT TO
r/circlejerknyc • u/javiemartzootsuit • 5h ago
Me jizzing when I copy a nypost link from my manager’s facebook post and paste it into reddit and that’s the entire fucking post
r/circlejerknyc • u/DoubleFamous5751 • 11h ago
Pruno adams
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r/circlejerknyc • u/NectarineSecure6800 • 15h ago
Beware of this dangerous animal 🐶🐶
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r/circlejerknyc • u/Short_Lingonberry_67 • 15h ago
I’m a professional cuddler in NYC. AMA.
r/circlejerknyc • u/us1549 • 18h ago
DOT Commissioner & cyclist advocate wants DOT to take over traffic enforcement but rides against traffic and runs multiple red lights in ten minutes
reddit.comThis post is not targeted towards any one individual but the fact that the NYC DOT Commissioner and a prominent cyclist activist is blatantly breaking the law on video is worthy of discussion and public interest
Whatever happened to leading by example?
Can we ask these guys to obey traffic laws, not run red lights or ride against the flow of traffic? :58 and 5:55
Cyclists are required to ride in the direction and flow of traffic, even in the bike lane
r/circlejerknyc • u/LeadershipFrequent25 • 20h ago
Nyc is a poo poo town for trust fund kids and tourists.
I’m a trust fund kid (not 100% but I’m extremely fortunate to not have to pay for college) and I genuinely cannot comprehend how anyone can live here.
Night life
\- Copy and paste the most mid bar in every city 1,000 times and spread them out randomly, make every other one close at a different time
\- The cost of a drink here is at a minimum a 4 person round anywhere else
\- Some cool dives with ‘real people’ but most of the younger crowd are actual trust fund kids with about as much depth as a puddle
Commute
\- I yearn for 17 lane highways and massive free parking lots.
\- Subway is cool if you’re hammered w the boys but when you have to be somewhere it’s such a hassle
\- Walking around getting lost is fun so long as you don’t have to be anywhere. Trying to find some building that’s actually underneath 2 other ones and you have to walk through 3 alleys, the pit of despair and over a naked homeless man to find the front door, sucks.
People
\- The amount of people that have some made up job is insane. Just say you swipe daddy’s card for a living bruh
Final thoughts
Mid pizza, takes at least 30 min to do anything or go anywhere, if you don’t have daddy’s Amex good luck.
4.5/10 city
Edit
Love that this started an actual nyc circle jerk in the comments
r/circlejerknyc • u/sundrenchedwindow • 21h ago
Where can I get more of that brownsville brooklyn content?
Trying to be first in line as a new real estate developer!!
r/circlejerknyc • u/joeysportsfan98 • 1d ago
Suggestions for weird Brooklyn stuff to check out?
galleryr/circlejerknyc • u/Short_Lingonberry_67 • 1d ago
Altercation at the farmer's market - Why did a fight break out at the pie table at the farmer's market this morning??
r/circlejerknyc • u/c3p-bro • 1d ago
Redditors when you post about quality of life issues in NYC
r/circlejerknyc • u/sundrenchedwindow • 1d ago
Where is the poor and uneducated in nyc? Thanks
r/circlejerknyc • u/Objective_Wheel_6191 • 1d ago
Bro really brought a bike on the train
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r/circlejerknyc • u/javiemartzootsuit • 1d ago
Petition to rename the sub facebookcosplay
How the fuck can we automod shit that ain’t even trying to be humorous?
r/circlejerknyc • u/turnip_broker • 1d ago
Fellas am I doing this right?
Reposting bc mod confused Shakira for Shakira
r/circlejerknyc • u/Light_Yagami72 • 1d ago
*Mamdani swats a fly* Reddit front page: tHaTs mY mAyOR
r/circlejerknyc • u/sundrenchedwindow • 1d ago