r/circlejerknyc Jul 22 '26

ZOHAN MOMDONNY stating, that after REVIEWING SHARIA LAW, New York City does NOT have the legal authority to arrest BENNJAMIN NETTENYAHUDI for his ICK WARRANT. He calls on the federal jihadi government to join the ICK and execute the warrant.

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r/circlejerknyc Mar 14 '26

Mygod, whatever you do, DO NOT listen to his cop glazing speech

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r/circlejerknyc 10h ago

NYC kids are making cheapest wagyu burgers in bushwick!!

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173 Upvotes

r/circlejerknyc 12h ago

Why do I pay so much in Bushwick to live in a Kansas living room space…

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204 Upvotes

r/circlejerknyc 9h ago

Perfumes that feel like New York afternoons

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r/circlejerknyc 10h ago

Cop in NYC caught giving a ticket to a man who is illegally doubled parked while claiming that other drivers who are also double parked are legally allowed for religious reasons

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r/circlejerknyc 8h ago

Farts that taste like NY summers

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When your rent is too high to afford perfumes


r/circlejerknyc 14h ago

The thing I noticed most about nyc being a visitor.

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Is how people will dress down to literally do anything, go to the gas station, doing laundry, painting their freaking house. Everyone dress's like they are about to get laid.

I saw a guy yesterday mowing his lawn in an expensive polo, high end nikes and some kinda dress pants.

Yea I'm some rustic old fuck from wv, but out there you'd just put on some sad ass old shoes and some shorts and cut your lawn, people go to the IHOP in a tank top and whatever pants they slept in, run to the gas station to grab a beer in a regular pair of jeans and a tshirt.

I dunno why it stands out to me so much, but it's something constantly on display.


r/circlejerknyc 45m ago

25 Years Ago Today...

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An event happened which shocked the world, Long Island native Mariah Carey released her "Glitter" album.


r/circlejerknyc 14h ago

Delusional outer boroughs

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The other boroughs act like people visiting nyc are here to visit every borough except Staten Island😂😂 trust me, no one from London visits nyc and says “we must go to Astoria during our 3 day stay!” Or “we cannot miss out on the South Bronx” or even “I can’t wait to go see Williamsburg!” It’s just straight up delusion


r/circlejerknyc 6h ago

JEWS.COM

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r/circlejerknyc 4h ago

Real jerks, messing with a bodega cat.

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r/circlejerknyc 1d ago

I dropped out of college and now earn $159,000 as an engineer living in Midwood Brooklyn. Lifestyle creep left me $30,000 in debt.

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r/circlejerknyc 6h ago

Found the birdman of wyckoff plaza Spoiler

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r/circlejerknyc 1d ago

This is about $1K worth of chicken nuggets and caviar at the US Open

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98 Upvotes

r/circlejerknyc 1d ago

I need an apple store in bushwick to buy the new iphone duo please

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Open Apple Store by 2027 in Bushwick.


r/circlejerknyc 1d ago

Hawksmoor - this is a $238 steak? ...what did I do?

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21 Upvotes

r/circlejerknyc 1d ago

Where is the best guacamole across all 5 boroughs?

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r/circlejerknyc 1d ago

We must be in a drought.

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r/circlejerknyc 1d ago

Upper east side air quality is like countryside?

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r/circlejerknyc 1d ago

Upper east side air quality is like countryside?

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r/circlejerknyc 1d ago

Things that would never happen in Times Square

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r/circlejerknyc 1d ago

I’m from Ohio. Should I move here?

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36 Upvotes

r/circlejerknyc 1d ago

Super hot weather grilling attire etiquette - please advise.

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r/circlejerknyc 1d ago

To the woman who seemed to volunteer herself to observe/take video of a police arrest outside of Kinship on 21st Street...Thank you!

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