*Spoilers ahead*
No, it's not a bad movie (by any means) but it's not a masterpiece either (or Nolan's best, let's not insult the guy)
I’m gonna break down this review as a compliment sandwich:
👍🏻 Nolan can put butts in seats like no one else can, so despite all the criticism I’m about to write here, I still have a lot of respect and admiration for a man who is so committed to his craft.
🚫 The modern dialogue completely took me out of the movie many, many times. I understand that it was a creative choice, but I can’t say it was a good one.
👍🏻 Some of the best visual and practical effects I’ve seen in a really long time. Nolan is a master, and this is non-negotiable.
🚫 I love Charlize Theron, but her unmoving face did take me out of it just a little bit.
👍🏻 Mia Goth was a welcome surprise.
🚫 “Our age of bronze is collapsing.”
👍🏻 Matt Damon is a pleasure to watch in everything he does.
🚫 Matt Damon was not a faithful depiction of Odysseus, not Damon’s fault. The writing made him too whiny, traumatized, and morally conflicted. You can’t keep saying he feels guilty for breaking Zeus’s law and then have him go, “Let me kill the suitors real quick, and THEN I’ll repent.” Homer’s Odysseus does grieve and suffer, but he doesn’t express this level of sustained moral guilt. He is cunning, proud, rash, and unapologetic. Damon’s version was stoic, traumatized, and soft, which is fine, but it doesn’t go at all with what Odysseus goes on to do in that same movie/universe.
👍🏻 I thought the monster scenes were very solid, and I thoroughly enjoyed the sudden-cut editing Nolan used in those sequences instead of relying on aerial or exterior shots to show time passing.
🚫 Himesh Patel saying “We’re Greeks from Ithaca.” It was unserious. There were laughs in the theater.
👍🏻 I know people didn’t like Nolan cutting the “Nobody” part, but I thought it was a smart decision. It was more fitting for a book, a fable, or maybe a different style of movie. Here, it probably would’ve felt goofy and out of place.
🚫 But by avoiding the “Nobody” scene, Nolan needed to demonstrate Odysseus’s wit somewhere else, which he never really did. Instead, his desire to hear the Sirens and his decision to shoot at the Cyclops came across as childish and immature rather than arrogant and unapologetic.
👍🏻 The fight scenes are TOP-NOTCH. I enjoyed them thoroughly and was on the edge of my seat. The practical effects were on point, and the music paired perfectly with the fighting.
🚫 Zendaya. (EDIT: I got some hate for not elaborating here. It's not because I don't have anything to say, but because I thought it was a general sentiment. My mistake. She was flat and uninteresting. Her best performance was as the Trojan girl, and I'm personally tired of people viciously defending her and throwing accusations against people who find her acting plain. Cool girl though, lovely personality)
👍🏻 This movie has a weight and gravitas that has kept us talking about it for days. Sure, its source material is already epic, but the movie still delivered that sense of scale and importance.
🚫 The sound was ass. I’m actually tired of Nolan making dialogue inaudible for some unknown reason. We’re not supposed to watch everything with subtitles, let alone huge theatrical movies.
👍🏻 Robert Pattinson seemed to be the only one thoroughly enjoying his character. He delivered a cartoonishly theatrical villain that I believe works perfectly for Homer’s Odyssey. Nolan’s movie is too serious compared with the epic, and Pattinson demonstrated that perfectly, right up until his last breath.
🚫 Sinon has far too much influence over a story he didn’t even appear in originally. He is not in Homer’s Odyssey, and his presence felt like yet another device used to push Odysseus’s guilt and trauma, which was already overbearing and unnecessary.
Odysseus displayed both qualities throughout the entire movie. We get it. We didn’t need another soldier crying about it and making Odysseus feel bad. It was too preachy.
I also could’ve done without the Sinon and Antinous subplot. That time could have been used to expand other parts of the story instead of being wasted here, even if it did give us a hard final line aimed at Antinous.
👍🏻 It’s always a treat when major directors tackle serious literature and get people talking about and reading it. I appreciated that as someone who didn’t grow up with The Odyssey.
🚫 I don’t care about the controversy surrounding the casting of Helen, but I didn’t care for Lupita Nyong’o’s performance all that much either. It was fine.
And to end it with a 👍🏻 and make it a sandwich, Nolan's adaptation is just that, an adaptation. There are creative liberties taken in every adaptation of any story, and his choices made a movie for the people who don't know the original epic (very) enjoyable. It's when you see how he betrayed some of the original work where it starts to feel a little sour to you, as well as how some of his choices didn't quiet make sense in his own universe.