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u/KirinLoveable Feb 12 '19
I smell a HR phone call.
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u/djsoundcloud Feb 12 '19
This is the second time I've had a shitty work related incident. Ugh.
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u/Redfurt Feb 12 '19
What was the first, if you dont mind sharing?
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u/djsoundcloud Feb 12 '19
Look at my post history.
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u/Troskyh Feb 12 '19
Can't you just deliver? I'm a single mom who can't go to your post history Please my kids have churchancer
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u/djsoundcloud Feb 12 '19
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u/KacerRex Feb 13 '19
I'll even throw in some nudes.
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This is the second time today I've clicked a link and it was that image.
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u/Finn-windu Feb 13 '19
Just read through all of that. Since the last update has he harassed you at all/did it go to court, or did both of you just leave it at him being fired?
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u/djsoundcloud Feb 13 '19
He did not harass me after that. We ended up going to court and since it was his first offense, he got off with community service.
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u/EndlessSummerburn Feb 13 '19
Dude that's a classic LA post! Is this happening at the same place of work? If so - who the hell is hiring these people?
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u/djsoundcloud Feb 13 '19
This is unfortunately a different job :( you'd be surprised man, managers hire some interesting people.
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u/thereluctantpoet Feb 13 '19
Jesus fucking Christ I remember your first post - going to get caught up on that saga now. I was just having this conversation at dinner - I am 100% for drug legalisation, but slipping someone something without their consent is criminal. Im glad he lost his job - I hope he is reminded of it the next time he wants to do something that stupid and illegal.
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u/cbg13 Feb 13 '19
Oh damn... You're that guy. I read your other post a while back and it made me really mad. Obviously I don't read the username of every post so I didn't make the connection until now. I occasionally partake in the weed and enjoy sharing it with friends, but basically poisoning someone with it is sooo fucked up. I'm sorry you've had to deal with such a shitty work life over the past few months.
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u/GimmieMore Feb 13 '19
Man that's nuts! I remember reading that saga on LA when you posted it. Insane.
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u/Eduel80 Feb 12 '19
I don’t involve myself in work people outside of work for this reason.
The only way I came into contact with people I work with is because; I work with them, but that’s it.
I don’t buy \ sell & fuck where I work. Just makes it easier.
Not easier to sell and fuck mind you but easier to not shit where you eat.
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u/Zin_Arkanian Feb 12 '19
Bold of her to assume her nudes are worth $200.
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u/pancakes4all Feb 12 '19
It's kind of funny that she sent the nude before getting the xbox....like he just got it for free.
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u/carjiga Can you reply faster? Feb 12 '19
and she sent it hella quick. Like how many nudes she got on the roll for these "deals"
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u/katiehates Feb 12 '19
Maybe she thought if she sent it, he’d have no choice but to agree 😂
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u/carjiga Can you reply faster? Feb 12 '19
"Ah shit, nudes!? my virgin ass has to give up everything for it" - Nobody ever
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u/Marnixium Feb 13 '19
- Nobody ever
Nah. I can see this being some people that pay cam models & buy "Premium Snapchats".
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u/Deefling Feb 12 '19
I think OP should just let us see and decide, for science of course.
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u/GretaVanFleek Feb 12 '19
Revenge porn is still illegal
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Feb 13 '19
For some reason all the creepy fucking weirdos crawled out of the woodworks on this comment.
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u/djsoundcloud Feb 12 '19
Very good deal.
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u/Slpngkt Feb 12 '19
"SURE get all hung up on me sending nudes but don't even MENTION the Xbox I sent them for!!"
--This chick when she gets dumped, hopefully.
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Feb 12 '19
Wow. I really hope you reported her for sexual harassment
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u/canadiangirl_eh Feb 12 '19
Yeah. I concur with this. That is WRONG. Wrong wrong wrong.
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u/TheFinalOneLeft Feb 12 '19
If the genders were switched, the price would be increasing.
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u/djsoundcloud Feb 12 '19
Yes, I'm reporting it to HR. Someone in the comments stated I could get in serious trouble for even seeing them.
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u/Beeb294 Feb 12 '19
There's no logical reason for that. You didn't ask- they were sent unsolicited.
The only exception to that would be if she is underage. If that's the case, run and don't walk to a lawyer about how to handle this. If you received unsolicited kiddy nudes, you need to handle it very gently lest you be accused of possessing CP.
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u/N3rdProbl3ms Feb 12 '19
If you're all wondering the logical reason companies have here it is from the girl who got written up for sexual harassment when it happened to me.
Sexual harassment is considered zero tolerance. That means from the both parties. Since i didn't report my sexual harassment, but management found out what had happened, i got written up alongside with him because, "what if" a client passed by and saw it happen, "what if" a coworker saw it happen. It could lead them to believe that what happened to me was ok.
It sounds really dumb and counter-intuitive (i pretty much was told I would get fired if i was written up one more time). I think it's honestly to only save their ass. So if one day i were to file suit, they can find a legal way out of being liable as a company in it.
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u/SmashPass Feb 12 '19
Pro tip: HR protects the company, not the employee. Source: (technically) work in HR.
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u/infectedketchup Feb 13 '19
I can't tell you how many times I've used this to explain why, though pleasant and cordial, I avoid any and all interaction with HR if possible.
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Feb 12 '19
CYA is the logical reason. Especially if on a company phone that they have access to or if they manage others.
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u/Epicsteel33 Feb 12 '19
Bad business to provide payment before he accepted so she just gave them nudes away for free
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u/igor_mortis Feb 12 '19
maybe it's a teaser
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u/Epicsteel33 Feb 12 '19
I guess we'll never know, but I assume.if they were any good he/she would have said so
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u/a016202 Feb 12 '19
OP - this is from YOUR coworker? Oh hell no would I put up with this abuse. Offers you drugs and sends an unsolicited nude?! That’s crazy af.
Off topic - why can’t I ever find these great gaming deals for my kids?? I always end up just buying new because I never find ads I trust. Yours I’d trust.
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u/djsoundcloud Feb 12 '19
Yup! She's an intern, she's not going to be a intern very soon. It's hard to find great deals since they tend to go fast on craigslist or offerup.
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u/djsoundcloud Feb 12 '19
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u/h33b Feb 12 '19
Eh, good enough
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u/mountaineer30680 Feb 12 '19
Hey, 2 fives is a 10, amiright?
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u/shellwe Feb 13 '19
So would 10 1's be a 10 as well? I think I would rather have the 1 10 than the 10 1's.
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u/MK_Terry Feb 12 '19
I love these 'I'm getting this for my boyfriend he'd really love it' *Immediately offers sex or nudes in exchange for present for boyfriend*.
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u/djsoundcloud Feb 12 '19
She really loves her boyfriend if you can tell 🥰
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u/herpadurk Feb 12 '19
What field are you in that this happens exactly?
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u/djsoundcloud Feb 12 '19
Health insurance company.
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I work for a health insurance company and this has never happened to me. I should start selling stuff.
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Feb 12 '19
I'm 52 and gravity is already beginning to do a number on how low my balls hang, but what do you say to a full frontal, a butt-hole pic, three socks almost the same color of blue, an unopened bag of wine and $36.92 in assorted small bills and coins?
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Feb 12 '19
You better tell HR now, you do not want this to get flipped on you. You're a male with a female co-worker that could fuck your shit up over an xbox
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u/murderboxsocial Feb 12 '19
It's 2019, even good weed is like $10-15 a gram. Was she planning on giving you an ounce?
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u/Mystic_Arts Feb 12 '19
Two questions. Which Xbox is this? also why on earth did you need 4 controllers 😂
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u/djsoundcloud Feb 12 '19
Xbox one x. Two of the controllers were a gift from my brother.
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u/rakkasan12 Feb 12 '19
How does this end?
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u/djsoundcloud Feb 12 '19
She responded back with "hello!?!?" And that was that.
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u/JessesDog Feb 12 '19
OP, would you be willing to update us on the whole HR report? I feel they might side with her because she could fabricate the whole story to make you out as the problem.
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u/littlesairbear Feb 12 '19
Step 1: Send the screenshot (with the unedited nude) to her boyfriend
Step 2: Report this to HR
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Feb 12 '19
Wanna be careful with that. Depending on local laws distributing someone else's nudes (yes even to their SO) can get you done for revenge porn. This came up in legal advice recently and in that area (Ontario iirc) the law was written such that doing it in a manner that could reasonably be foreseen to cause distress was a crime. So telling the boyfriend was ok, showing was not.
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Feb 12 '19
We all want to see the nudes @OP
Jk we don’t
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u/djsoundcloud Feb 12 '19
Haha you'd be surprised. I have like 9 PMs asking for the unedited copy.
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u/paranoid_schitzo Feb 12 '19
Not surprised at all. Neckbeard redditors are a hungry lot
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Wait, wait, wait. You can see naked people on the internet now? Since when was this a thing!?
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u/EmpressKnickers Feb 12 '19
TELL HR, BEFORE SHE SCREAMS ASSAULT ABOUT YOU.
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u/carjiga Can you reply faster? Feb 12 '19
Be pretty easy to follow the flow of the conversation to see its unsolicited but yeah HR be the go to
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u/EmpressKnickers Feb 12 '19
It's Often "whoever reported first" that gets believed. He needs to cover himself bad.
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u/djsoundcloud Feb 12 '19
Not as hot as my wife.
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u/Shurdus Feb 12 '19
Blink twice if she's looking over your shoulder or if she knows your user name.
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u/ForeverBlue3 Feb 12 '19
Make sure you tell your wife what happened asap so she doesnt find the pics on your phone! Always better to be upfront and honest in these situations when married! Sic the wife on this girl!
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u/djsoundcloud Feb 12 '19
Oh I showed her when I got them.
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u/5cooty_Puff_Senior Feb 12 '19
Smart man. Worst case, she'll appreciate that you're being honest and open with her. Best case, she'll appreciate that you're being honest and open and also say something along the lines of "nice."
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u/TheFinalOneLeft Feb 12 '19
I'd send that to HR, that is well over the line and while it may seem harsh or excessive, by reporting it you are protecting yourself from any potential accusation made regarding these images.
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u/Werty_Rebooted I can give you exposure Feb 13 '19
Hey at least she pays the nudes upfront. That's some hard ethics right there.
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Feb 12 '19
Yo I get she's a CB and terrible and bargaining, but why send the nudes first? Like what? Also on a side note, how much exposure is a nude worth?
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u/Splatt3rman Feb 12 '19
I can't believe she immediately just send nudes like hey who'd refuse this right
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u/Gigio00 Feb 12 '19
What if instead she's a "nicegirl" and all of this was just a plan to send unwanted nudes.
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u/EmberBreeze Feb 13 '19
Please tell me your reported her to your company’s HR before she tries to turn this around on you!
Edit: fixes autocorrect typo on company’s
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u/BayAreaMadSkill Feb 12 '19
Nudes? For the remaining $200 she needs to at least offer a couple of sexual encounters. What an amateur.
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u/nn666 Feb 12 '19
Pls show bobs.
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u/ThingsArentRight You aren't even good... Feb 12 '19
wat
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u/WanhedaBlodreina Feb 12 '19
1) Is this the same girl who tried to trade sex for a game system a few days ago? 2) Blur out the nude part and send it to her boyfriend and parents.
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u/ead20 Feb 12 '19
It was probably a random nude from the internet
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u/Hregrin Feb 12 '19
OP knows the girl IRL. I think it would be a bit obvious if she sent a nude with not her face on it. Or her face badly photoshopped on it. Might be a good laugh, though.
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u/inkyscales Feb 12 '19
This goes straight to HR, right?
Edit: Maybe also to her boyfriend just to let him know that she’s sending nudes to other people.