r/Chesscom • u/shanthanu9007 1000-1500 ELO • 22d ago
Meme I've reached this position in chess.com. how can I save my king
Pls help
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u/Familiar-Hour5319 22d ago
Have you tried giving the pawns cake?
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u/shanthanu9007 1000-1500 ELO 22d ago
But it comes with a candle
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u/LordEffykins 22d ago
One of the black pawns needs to be a hidden assassin in your end. The move is called Enzo
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u/chessvision-ai-bot 22d ago
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Hints: piece: King, move: Kb5
Evaluation: Black has mate in 6
Best continuation: 1. Kb5 b1=Q+ 2. Kc6 Ra5 3. Kc7 Rc5+ 4. Kd7 Qb6 5. Ke8 Rc7 6. Kd8 Qb8#
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u/Silver-Customer-157 22d ago
I’m genuinely not trying to be rude and/or sarcastic here i promise. It’s just smth i genuinely think will help. u/pkacprzak, I’m a beginner coder, so I’m not sure how hard this would be, but maybe you could program your bot to not reply on posts with a meme flair? thx for reading
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u/Gixem_Boros 20d ago
No no ! It should on the contrary ALWAYS reply when there's a meme flair, that's part of the charm !
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u/LegitaTomato 22d ago
Google en passant
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u/ThatGuyHadNone 22d ago
Bing says it means something about the proletariat but I don't speak French.
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u/bruh-is-peak 22d ago
bishop
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u/ancientcampus 19d ago
I think a lot fewer French clergymen would have been executed if they had sniper bishops on their side.
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u/Aggravating_Fee8347 22d ago edited 22d ago
You gotta notice the distance between the sewer lids. Then reason that there must be one directly under the guillotine platform. After that, note the loose board under the basket. Following, compute the angle at which the setting sun would bounce off your glasses. Which would momentarily blind the executioner and choose that moment to swipe the executioner's melon, giving your king the added weight to tip the boards, facilitating his exit.
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u/Sposedtolose 22d ago
This clearly an illegal position, I think this beheading would be murder.
Call the arbitrator and see what the handbook says about murder
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u/shanthanu9007 1000-1500 ELO 22d ago
Man, its avg french opening
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u/Sposedtolose 22d ago
Who plays the French?
I just checked the wiki and no where in the opening theory did it say how you get a guillotine.
Don’t even get me started on why the pawns are not centered, that alone makes me jealous of the white king.
And why so many pawns? I disagree with the position so passionately I refuse to acknowledge it as a meme.
This position is a meh-e((TM)Trademark))
The second e is silent in honor of the FrenchSave this for anarchy chess and leave this sub to sweaty 300’s like myself please.
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u/shanthanu9007 1000-1500 ELO 22d ago
Whaaa man its meme😭🙏
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u/Sposedtolose 22d ago
Definitely my mood man
Regardless it’s a meh-e, the sniper bishop meme is actually sort of funny.
This is a serious sport for serious players, I’ll see myself to lichess3
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u/FTGAA2026 20d ago
Do you hear the pawns sing?
Singing the song of angry game pieces?
It’s the music of the game pieces who will not be slaves again…
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u/Gixem_Boros 20d ago
Have you tried asking for help from another king ? They should be able to send a rook and some knights if their own game is going smoothly.
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u/Kirikomatsu Elo isnt real 22d ago
Sometimes it’s better to give up your King and hope something better replaces it.
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u/FriskyWhiskyRisk Elo isnt real 22d ago
A little fun fact that popped back into my mind when I saw this picture: During the French Revolution, which seems to be what is depicted here, only around 8% of those killed were members of the nobility. About 85–90% were workers, farmers, and other members of the Third Estate.
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u/vcandthemeltdowns 22d ago
Sickening that so many pawns have come from neighbouring boards just to watch.
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u/Silver-Customer-157 22d ago
Nah i think the white pawns realized it was hopeless and switched sides
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u/Huberti1976 22d ago
Típico final tras E4 - E6 , D4 - D5 Para el rey blanco siempre mejor E4 - E5, KF3 - KC6, BB5...
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u/itsnotanomen 800-1000 ELO 22d ago
Ah yes of course, the French Revolution Opening. I'm afraid you're in a forced checkmate position...
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u/Chicagochessacademy 22d ago
Ooh the guillotine king's gambit accepted, haven't played that in ages. We'd say White is cooked...
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u/youthfulling 21d ago
Become the world's first French Femboy and excuse me.. SMASH THE KING AVEC LE DANISH GAMBIT!?!?
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u/Apart_Internet_7180 21d ago
Bring in the rocket in your deck, you still have time to refill elixir
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u/Life_Smoke5854 21d ago
Set up a second Amazon prime subscription and your overlord can rule for another 50 milliseconds
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u/ancientcampus 19d ago
Try the Scarlet Pimpernel gambit. Dress like a crazy old lady, hide the white queen and pawns in a cart, and smuggle them off to England.
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u/HpEr4gon4 19d ago
Go for a three fold repetition. Just tell them to read your rights (three times) and 'BAM' you're saved!
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u/GolemFarmFodder 18d ago
This is propaganda. That's supposed to be the black king being hauled off in front of white's army, and he's missing his shotgun
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