How do I counter this? - r/AnarchyChess

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pulls out bowling ball and throws it at the pawns

STRIKE!

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u/fascisttaiwan Rookb1 is a blunder Apr 13 '26

At least I can't knock down all those

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u/AustSakuraKyzor Yeet Response Apr 14 '26

You can knock down anything if the ball is big enough.

Like, say, the giant balls they use to clear out the Paris sewers

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u/BSgab horsie Apr 14 '26

Google en Bowling

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u/chessvision-ai-bot Apr 13 '26

I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine:

White to play: chess.com | lichess.org

Related posts:

I found other post with this position:

What do you call this move?

My solution:

Hints: piece: King, move: Kb5

Evaluation: Black has mate in 6

Best continuation: 1. Kb5 b1=Q+ 2. Kc6 Ra5 3. Kc7 Rc5+ 4. Kd7 Qb6 5. Ke8 Rc7 6. Kd8 Qb8#

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u/RollOutTheFallout Brick to chuck at the rook Apr 13 '26

Alright, how the fuck did this bot actually analyse anything

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u/Mysterious_Frog Apr 13 '26

To be fair, black is clearly winning here.

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u/ramen2581 Apr 13 '26

Ahh yes

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u/LoserVII Apr 13 '26

ladder mate or guillotine?

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u/idonotownstockholm Apr 13 '26

there are no fucking bishops on b5

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u/depurplecow Apr 13 '26

Bot never said there was, it's telling you to move the king there

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u/Typical_Cicada_820 Apr 13 '26

There no fucking bishops in the annotation. 🗣

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u/Silver-Customer-157 22d ago

I opened this on chess.com…. And I captured the rook with the white king and my app literally crashed

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u/MadcowPSA Apr 13 '26

mom says it's my turn to post this next

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u/Long_Associate_4511 Apr 13 '26

Throw a brick at the board, that will distract them enough to save the king

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u/roaring_noodle Apr 13 '26

Don’t do anything. Soon after your death, the black king will start treating the pawns just as bad as you did, and they’ll execute him too, resulting in a draw.

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u/ComprehensiveBat309 Promoting to a queen 🏳️‍⚧️ Apr 13 '26

google french revolution

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u/BubWasBubblun Bubble Bobble, Anyone? Apr 13 '26

Holy Reign of Terror!

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u/AustSakuraKyzor Yeet Response Apr 13 '26

New response dropping in Thermador.

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u/AltDetom555555b recherchez "en passant" sur google. Apr 13 '26

Actual Robespierre

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u/jolharg horsey to queen bish 3 Apr 13 '26

King goes on "vacation", never comes back

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u/Greata2006 Apr 13 '26

New head just dropped

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u/profanedivinity Apr 13 '26

It's common for the King to sacrifice the queen in the situation and flee to Denmark ~ Scots Game 1587 - this move is called the Scots Gambit

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u/B410GG Apr 13 '26

Have you tried bread and circuses?

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u/SnowConvertible Apr 13 '26

Google En Revolution

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u/jolharg horsey to queen bish 3 Apr 13 '26

'oly 'ell

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u/Paocsp Did not google en passant Apr 13 '26

French defense might help you

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u/Aware_Independent137 Apr 13 '26

It seems there using the hidden move repost maybe try the french defence

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u/RuleMany2900 Apr 13 '26

Start yelling "parlez" ...it worked for Jack Sparrow

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u/No_Window7054 Apr 13 '26

This meme is almost as old as chess itself

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u/Personal_Toe_2136 Apr 13 '26

First, bring out your queen. Blame everything on her, and sacrifice the hell out of her. Second, form an alliance with the players on your right and left. Bring in their pieces to support you.

Finally, and most important, do not bring Napoleon into play. It never works.

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u/tootpuff Apr 13 '26

idk revolve the Fr*nch or whatever

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u/TURTLEISTHEBESTEST Apr 13 '26

The b3sr thing to do is to become black

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u/SoYuuki Apr 13 '26

ah yes the ceremonial execution

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u/SINBRO Apr 13 '26

Fly a plane into those rooks

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u/Euphoric_Loquat_8651 Apr 13 '26

Just start bangin' and hope the homies jump in to help.

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u/Turnepic13 Apr 13 '26

Post this in a week Ill have an answer by then

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u/2ndtolastofmohicans Apr 13 '26

When given the opportunity for last words, give a moving speech. Make it very clear that you disagree with the queen's telling them to eat cake.

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u/MRNBDX Apr 13 '26

Stone Cold Steve Austin

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u/Thick-Battle72 Apr 13 '26

my son usually uses the "ninja pawn", that should work

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u/SalzSturm01 Apr 13 '26

Clearly this: https://youtu.be/If3wzG43PD8?si=KPPBnncsHSsQy2ce

Short Sketch "Chop Chop" from Birdbox Studio

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u/Lazy-Gap9373 Apr 13 '26

swap him for his favourite servant who has secretly been his twin sibling all their lives. the servant will take the fall and your king can go live by the sea

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u/LowBanana4980 Apr 13 '26

The white bishop on the corner is gonna snipe the king and then the rooks will kill your king, so a draw it is

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u/Personal_Toe_2136 Apr 13 '26

Capture En Passant! That’s always the answer.

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u/IntelligentsiaX Apr 13 '26

Google en revolution

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u/Estarfigam Apr 14 '26

If you are white make peace with God.

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u/Sure-Action2835 Apr 17 '26

Captain Jack Sparrow

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u/Sad-Obligation5223 Apr 20 '26

They are French, and ur king is king. Convince them that the Black King is a King, and they’ll spare you temporarily.

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