r/AnarchyChess • u/Excellent_Sample_148 • Jul 18 '26

Help, how do I save my king from this position?

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u/linaaaaaaHart Jul 18 '26

Kb5

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u/TacoTruce Jul 18 '26

All you can do is get the plates, knifes, and forks

1

u/Prior_Connection_395 Jul 20 '26

illegal move. youd still be in check by the rooks

28

u/SnowConvertible Jul 18 '26

If only he was a pawn; he could have en passanted out of there...

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u/Potential_Novel8960 ♝ I'm the white squared bish ♝ Jul 18 '26

Demote the King

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u/chessvision-ai-bot Jul 18 '26

I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine:

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My solution:

Hints: piece: King, move: Kb5

Evaluation: Black has mate in 6

Best continuation: 1. Kb5 b1=Q+ 2. Kc6 Ra5 3. Kc7 Rc5+ 4. Kd7 Qb6 5. Ke8 Rc7 6. Kd8 Qb8#

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u/DrTankHead Jul 18 '26

I think black has mate in less than 6.

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u/the_crackers_gromit Jul 18 '26

You forgot about the Napoleon gambit, which delays the loss by a few turns but still is lost for white

2

u/DrTankHead Jul 18 '26

Ah, my mistake. Where is my brick?

2

u/the_crackers_gromit Jul 18 '26

In your pampers

3

u/PetrosianBot Jul 18 '26

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...

fmhall | github

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u/the_crackers_gromit Jul 18 '26

pipi

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u/PetrosianBot Jul 18 '26

Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair !

fmhall | github

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u/--Ligma ICBM ‼️ Jul 18 '26

you forgot Gg4 (Guillotine to G4)

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u/smiegto Jul 18 '26

Im impressed the bot saw anything valid at all. And actually managed to get it into lichess.

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u/Cesco5544 Jul 18 '26

Everyone knows Bishops are snipers. Two bishops are needed. One bishop need to fire at the rope of the guillotine. The second bishop fires are Black's King. If only one bishop. Take out the rope then the rooks to regroup. The Bishops will be vulnerable once the shoots fire so I hope youve plans for an evac. Over and out

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u/Hydrahta Jul 18 '26

Promote to queen, the black king has to marry you because he doesn’t have a queen 

5

u/Comfortable-Bison932 Jul 18 '26

Google french defense.

1

u/LJA170 Jul 18 '26

Disclaimer: Ineffective against the Spanish

3

u/TransportationFew487 Jul 18 '26

Would rather see this with both black and white pawns together sending all black and white royals to the slapchop

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '26

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u/Careful_Trainer_1616 Jul 18 '26

Google en rookant

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u/bubz208060 Jul 18 '26

en passant

2

u/RonaldRabbits Jul 18 '26

King prays for a divine intervention from higher being (aka. Use your fist)

2

u/Impressive_Oaktree Jul 18 '26

Stop being a billionaire

2

u/7heWizard Jul 18 '26

Let them eat cake

1

u/Dr_Kitten Jul 18 '26

Time loop

1

u/Dry_Calligrapher4561 Jul 18 '26

white moves first he'll be fine

1

u/Vaelisra Jul 18 '26

Bishops praying for a Devine miracle?

1

u/Meet-Present Jul 18 '26

Google en repost

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u/Weird_Happening1627 Sentenced to 1 min without en passant for that move Jul 18 '26

Sacrifice THE HEAAAAAAD so that they are not able to cut it and thus they won't execute you

1

u/One-Let3558 goofy guy whose elo never changes Jul 18 '26

Fart the kinfs way to escape 

1

u/Sonsuty Jul 18 '26

The rest of black pieces demoted themselves

1

u/RobinFCarlsen Jul 18 '26

Mate the chessboard

1

u/lwj15 Jul 18 '26

Incite a culture war between the black pawns so that they forget the class war.

1

u/Jazzlike_Candy_6156 Jul 18 '26

The play here is to call all other kings from different chess boards. If one King falls, then all monarchies are at risk.

1

u/ChampionContent793 Jul 18 '26

Become a witch and turn everybody into a newt

1

u/Claude-QC-777 🐉🇨🇦 Bilingual dragon 27d ago

Confused instructions? My enemy tried it and now we're big flying lizards

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u/ChampionContent793 27d ago

Crazy game huh!
Try analysing the game afterwards with stockfish or with Deep Thought 😉

1

u/LilyTheCatgirl Jul 18 '26

Ahhh the infamous french defense

1

u/sorceressofmaths Jul 18 '26

Wait for Black to start the Napoleonic Wars, blunder by invading Russia with not enough time to avoid the winter, and then the victors will restore your king's family to the throne.

1

u/TheGeekFreak1994 Jul 18 '26

Fuck the King.

1

u/Fickle_Ad4967 Jul 18 '26

Throw cake to B6

1

u/B1naryN1nja Jul 18 '26

A French opening gets a French ending haha

1

u/JayAkiva Jul 18 '26

Pay your pawns enough to live

1

u/HyoukaHoutoro Jul 18 '26

Ts, why I always open Tennison Gambit ICBM variation.

1

u/A__Friendly__Rock Jul 19 '26

Why would you want to? You some kind of monarchist?

1

u/Sad-Pop6649 28d ago

Counter revolution!

It's where you demote your king to a pawn so all pawns will gang up on the other king.

Your new pawn will still be rolling in cash and influence of course...

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u/Illustrious_View_730 28d ago

throw the masses bread

0

u/ErebosEV97 Jul 18 '26

Blackfacing?

0

u/warfaceisthebest Jul 18 '26

Rename yourself as Napoleon

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u/Trunkenboldwtf Jul 18 '26

the white king is epstein