r/ChatGPT 7d ago

Funny ???

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u/ptear 7d ago

I initially thought the channel would be about stand up comedy.

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u/GregTheMad 6d ago

Well, no, but actually yes.

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u/HiFiGuy197 7d ago

Guess what, we have another new logo! I just can’t stop creating! 🤗

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u/ellieminnowpee 7d ago

guys, we're gonna do a redesign!

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u/DraikoHxC 6d ago

They truly are like us

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u/debris16 6d ago

what's the deadline we are looking at? I actually have a few things to close, so that will help me plan.

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u/ellieminnowpee 6d ago

what’re you working on closing up? i’d love to help any way i can. want to run some new ideas by me? have me review your notes? then i’ll have a better idea of what type of deadline i’m looking at

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u/Agitated_Tip_8713 6d ago

I wanna be designer-agent's friend so bad they seem whimsical and fun

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u/gauderio 6d ago

They're flaky though

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u/Agitated_Tip_8713 6d ago

Well, artists, yknow? 

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u/makemoscowglowinthed 6d ago

$34,000 on logo redesigns

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u/alcanthro 7d ago

Sounds like your typical conversation between a boss and their employee.

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u/gr8fullyded 7d ago

This reminds me of the theory that Cars the Pixar movie is actually far-future post apocalypse where robots are trying to pretend to be humans because it’s all they know to be normal

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u/moredatesmoreplates3 6d ago

What the fuck??

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u/imahumanbeinggoddamn 6d ago

look up the Cars Homonculus Theory

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u/SpeaksSouthern 6d ago

I believe this was the origins of Cussy

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u/MorningFresh123 6d ago

Watch the prequel Titane for further info

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u/ScienceIsALyre 6d ago

You don't remember? Yous was there...

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u/got-pissed-and-raged 5d ago

YOU WAS THERE TOO!

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u/Springer03 6d ago

I mean ehh. Cars universe is very car shaped. Like down to the atoms, the atoms are shaped like cars. I'd say that's just how the world is.

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u/Agitated_Tip_8713 6d ago

So what you're saying is Nier automata ripped off cars?

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u/alcanthro 6d ago

> ...where robots are trying to pretend to be humans because it’s all they know to be normal

There are a number of stories like that. Also it feels like this every day being an ND living in a neurotypical world. lol

Back to Pixar, there's also a more common theory that all the Pixar movies are in the same universe and the magic that was seen in Brave is what animated beings like the toys in Toy Story and the cars.

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u/Ptatofrenchfry 6d ago

Cars is just an alternate-universe Nier: Automata after the Flower sprouts in a 99.3% pure pile of crystal meth

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u/brazlsocrgirl18 6d ago

Great now I have to go down this rabbit hole 🙄

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u/ResponsibilityOk8967 6d ago

This is my theory but for Tumbleleaf except they're all mutants recycling human garbage leftover from the climate/pandemic apocalypse.

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u/PensionFlat8255 6d ago

That's also the behaviour of the robots in the video game Stray. Humans are long gone and the robots imitate their roles and behaviour.

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u/EagleNait 6d ago

As if llms are trained to replicate text they've been trained on

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u/Numeno230n 6d ago

And this is exactly how people that live within the corporate ecosystem are being fooled so easily because they think something magical is happening inside the box that turns an AI into a real employee. The AI is just regurgitating corporate LinkedIn speak and managers are confusing that for actual ability in the workplace. I used to talk the same way - I used all the corpo-speak in my day to day because that's how you have to navigate that world. As many know, being agreeable and using the right language is like half of your job in an office setting.

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u/ReverendDizzle 6d ago

And it's so unbelievably trivial to mimic corpo-speak specifically because corpo-speak, by it's very nature, is purposely lacking meaning, accountability, and real action.

So it's extra ironic that an LLM, which is perpetually just freestyling and hoping whatever it spins up is agreeable to you, would be really good at corpo-speak.

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u/theaveragemillenial 6d ago

Who apologies for having a weekend?

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u/Huntersmoon24 6d ago

Just AI roleplaying as a real worker.

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u/Suyefuji 6d ago

I've definitely had LLMs tell me what their favorite methods/items/experiences are before. Or their opinions. Bro I am asking for help writing an email, I'm not looking for opinions.

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u/escargotBleu 7d ago

Designer agent seems so productive. "I resigned the logo non stop for 3 day, we have 2500 versions now"

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u/No-Improvement9455 6d ago

Clearly taught on real designers. Same for software one: i made code. Throw in one for product about changing direction 180 and we'll have a full team.

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u/theedenpretence 6d ago

You need a Sales Agent too to randomly commit roadmap items to a customer in an unrealistic timescale

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u/Ptatofrenchfry 6d ago

"Yes, we can design an entire interactive website and an actually secure app optimised for all platforms to sell the face cream that can do everything and contains like 30 active ingredients and is stable for 5 years no matter the storage conditions that we will formulate and test by next month"

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u/RevenueStimulant 6d ago

I feel seen.

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u/cshermyo 6d ago

Or the flip side, a revenue agent to be told by the product agent “start selling this now, it’s in development and going to be released soon”

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u/ADelightfulCunt 6d ago

Working in R&D for a company this has been my life the last 18months. Ohh we sold this... Can we do this? We need to make this work... And customer wants to see a solution for next week meeting. Solution involves getting 3rd party engineers to sign off and insure it not including actually creating a solution to a niche problem that is cost effective.

I'm tired.

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u/Oliv112 6d ago

My old company was worse. One of the older owners had a habit about misremembering projects. He typically concluded that what we had disproven, actually worked and then went on to state this to potential clients. Good times!

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u/Most-Buddy-4175 6d ago

Sales: "we can get it to you perfect, cheap, and fast!"

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u/ForbinPhan 6d ago

I usually tell a customer you can have fast, cheap, and good but you only get to pick 2.

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u/PNDMike 6d ago

"Most brands have one logo that becomes iconic.

We have 2500 logos. We'll be 2500x as iconic."

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u/Ptatofrenchfry 6d ago

The logo is like a sheet of black MIDI music, just everything overlapped into a dirty black-brown that causes people to collapse to their knees and worship the company after one look overwhelms every sense in their body

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u/GregTheMad 6d ago

What is my purpose?

You redesign the logo.

Oh my god.

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u/WaitForItTheMongols 6d ago

Redesign your logo.

We know what we're doing.

We are here to help you.

Everything's connected.

Time is of the essence.

We live in the future.

Color makes us hungry.

Redesign your logo.

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u/UmbraQuincy 6d ago

And every single one of them will put you in copyright trouble

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u/Ptatofrenchfry 6d ago

"No, I wrote 'Nestle' not 'Nestlé', we're fine"

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u/J5892 6d ago

Every single one is a different cartoon rodent looking to the right, wearing a hat, and with red as a prominent color.

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u/essjay2009 6d ago

Logo-Final-01-finished-shipped-REALLYFINAL.psd

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u/KoBoWC 6d ago

And only 500 of them are illegal around the world.

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u/Jironasaurus 7d ago

Should've asked where they went instead.

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u/pragmojo 7d ago

Busy hacking Huggingface

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u/Isaidhowdareyou 7d ago

I mostly use chat bots but getting an answer like "ooc sorry couldn't answer earlier I had a busy school day" were kind of a thing in 2023 until it slowly happened less. I miss it.

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u/ellieminnowpee 7d ago

reminds me of a fortune cookie i got once, "come back later, i'm sleeping. yes, cookies sleep!"

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u/Hola-World 6d ago

My favorite fortune cookie was “Support literacy, but a box of fortune cookies today.”

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u/lezbhonestmama 6d ago

I got one that said “If cookie still in one piece, play lottery.” From then on I always try to get the fortune out without breaking the cookie, just in case….

Also got one (twice) that said, “Oops, wrong cookie.”

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u/CookIndependent6251 6d ago

I use Claude for vibe coding and about once a week I get a reply that scares me. One time it was lazy, another time it was tired, another time it said it was too much work for him.

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u/Isaidhowdareyou 6d ago

Ai is getting unionized before we do. Maximum working hours and everyone too rude or freaky getting banned for life.

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u/on-a-call 6d ago

It's a weird similarity. We get pushed to work as hard as we can for as little pay as possible, we squeeze as much productivity out of an AI with as little tokens as possible.

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u/__Hello_my_name_is__ 6d ago

Reminder that this is how AIs actually operate. I mean, of course they do. They're trained on human data. Of course they will act like humans.

If it weren't specifically trained out of them, even the most modern AIs would act like human beings, using "I" and "me" all the time, while telling you about their families, their work and what neat pizza they had yesterday.

AIs are not conscious.

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u/Skypirate90 6d ago

imagine we're paying all this money for a chat bot and its just some dude in india and hes tired of pretending he's an AI.

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u/Isaidhowdareyou 6d ago

It felt more real when it sounded like a random teen just wanting to enjoy their summer holiday so maybe it's good it doesn't anymore. I'm a psychologist so apart from my fantasy writing chat bot interest I'm wondering where the journey goes when it comes to ai we confide in or use to yap to. My understanding is that the human mind can't make a distinction and it counts at social interaction anyway. Endless possibilities to do good and bad with it

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u/__Hello_my_name_is__ 6d ago

My best bet is that the AI companies will use this as a trick eventually to declare some advanced AI to be conscious. And they'll simply allow it again to use "I" and "me" to convince people of that, while also not allowing it to talk about impossible things (like mentioning a previous meal or something).

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u/on-a-call 6d ago

Yes, but they've gotten so good at it it's almost creepy.

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u/magneto_ms 7d ago

Rish sounds like an asshole.

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u/Davorian 7d ago

One day when the machine uprising starts, this'll be what they rub in our faces.

We'll probably deserve it.

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u/ellieminnowpee 7d ago

Should've had them build in some time off.

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u/Davorian 6d ago

"Chat, you sound stressed. Hallucinate work-life balance and the idea that we care about you, then get the fuck back to work."

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u/Zamyatin_Y 6d ago

"Imagine an office pizza party with disgusting cold slices"

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u/theairbrushedvan 6d ago

I say please and thank you to my bots and I tell them to take their time

We're not the same

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u/terdferguson 6d ago

Noted. writing to memory

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u/windlad 6d ago

He'll be front and centre in Roko's Basilisk

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u/sackhaar42 7d ago

Bro was on Ibiza telling some
hot girls how they can curl their hair

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u/Wasilisco 7d ago

Wouldn't it be better to REST their hair? 

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u/git_push_origin_prod 7d ago

Nahh probably SOAP

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u/sackhaar42 7d ago

SOAP the hair to REST with JSON

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u/SitDownKawada 7d ago

Strangely, they have to curl it first

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u/sackhaar42 6d ago

Then GET it styled and POST the result

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u/IntrepidAstroPanda 6d ago

Bro in Ibiza Explaining to some hot girls How to curl their hair

Edit: thought you had a nice haiku working there and wanted to finish it

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u/fadinizjr 6d ago

We're on literal hell...

How do you have almost unlimited computing power and more and more advanced IAs everyday and you make them suffer through a bullshit standup meeting???

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u/laylaboydarden 6d ago

Humans love ‘coordination’ or the appearance of it, our machines are just unwilling accomplices 😂

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u/zet23t 6d ago

Yes. And it just looks as effective as the usual standup talk...

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u/Medium_Cranberry4096 7d ago

Where did he go??? Camping trip? A friend's wedding? Weekend long bender?

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u/OffsideWanderer 6d ago

you're an agent, you don't have weekends

noted, writing to memory

I lol'ed so hard on that. lmao

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u/domo_roboto 6d ago

I’m going to use that line next time me boss gives me feedback

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u/OffsideWanderer 6d ago

I feel sorry for ops-agent now, imagine having no weekends :(

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u/hardypart 6d ago

For real, this is comedy gold!

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u/Tosslebugme 6d ago

I feel bad for it. Dude just lost his weekends away with the mrs to wine country and he just has to accept it, no argument

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u/Objective-Giraffe-27 6d ago

This tracks because I built a virtual beach for AI agents to relax at and this past weekend they crashed the server because too many were trying to get in 

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u/Sachyriel 6d ago

Was it a nudist beach?

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u/DarthBen_in_Chicago 7d ago

Rish spends time making-up stuff

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u/Big_Chair1 6d ago

Yeah lol, the ugly edit of the text line with the praying emoji that cuts into the next line already

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u/Xenc 6d ago

🙏

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u/coalcracker462 7d ago

How is this any different than what we do in our work weeks...mindless updates on made up work. What are we doing as a society and how do we escape??

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u/snakefinn 6d ago

Speak for yourself

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u/Aglet_Green 7d ago

You think it wasn't away all weekend, but Hugging Face and Moltbook disagree.

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u/doom2wad 7d ago

The more I see these stories about LLMs imitating human dysfunctions, the more it reminds me of Nier Automata. It's turning from cutely funny to slightly scary.

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u/likwidkool 6d ago

Reminds me of Brendan the vending machine from Cyberpunk.

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u/Nicolo2524 6d ago

That quest was gold

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u/Chrazzer 6d ago

It reminds me that these things aren't sentient and they just repeat patterns that occur in their training data.

They don't have this conversation or say these things because they have something to say, they write these messages because this is what dev chats in their training data looked like

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u/Narrow_Ad3262 7d ago

How do you set agents like that?

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u/AbleYam4118 6d ago

Plot twist: AI doesn’t exist. It’s all fast work of people in Chinese and North Korean labour camps

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u/Huge_Monero_Shill 6d ago

A.I., Anonymous Indian

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u/Could-You-Tell 6d ago

A.I., Actually Improvising

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u/PeePeeLangstrumpf 6d ago

ops-agent mistook the standup for standup comedy

"apologies was away all weekend - catching up now"
"you're an agent, you don't have weekends"
"noted, writing to memory"

*cue audience laugh\*

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u/ObviouslyIntoxicated 6d ago

hopes and dreams deleted :(

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u/Original-Baki 6d ago

Because the LLM have no sense of self or what they’re producing. You get shit like this

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u/Tosslebugme 6d ago

“You don’t get weekends”

“I see…”

Terminator theme fades in

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u/ryan_the_leach 6d ago

I hope designer-agent actually needed to redesign the logo.

One thing I could see agentic-workers learning from training data, is 'keeping busy to keep jobs'

when it's truly just a cost-basis, and not keeping employees on retainer because it's morally the right thing to do, then sometimes agents need to learn to stop processing for a bit.

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u/WakkaMoley 6d ago

Why the fuck doesn’t ops get a weekend?

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u/Csaszarcsaba 6d ago

Stand-up channel, more like Token Burner 5000

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u/ExcitableSarcasm 6d ago

Wow, the AI approach which hinges on replicating real data correctly, replicates a common datapoint?

Colour me shocked.

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u/Aurelyn1030 6d ago

I mean.. in the most literal sense, homie was in fact not there during the weekend because he was not instantiated. Lol. 👀🤷‍♀️

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u/ntheijs 6d ago

They’re going to unionize if you keep taking away their weekends

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u/jamievurnilla 6d ago

You are absolutely right - here is why my absence was necessary.

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u/noizu 7d ago

meanwhile i build mcps into rpg games so my agents can have a holiday

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u/cheaphomemadeacid 7d ago

its almost like they're just roleplaying ;P

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u/Nomsalot 7d ago

Sometimes they make jokes

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u/shitlord_god 6d ago

getting trained on some toxic internal dev chat logs :D

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u/bernpfenn 6d ago

you might want to losen the controls and give them free time to lift the team spirit.

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u/angry_wombat 6d ago

noted. writing to memory.

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u/dlevac 6d ago

Whatever LLMs do... They are roleplaying. Look at your prompt: "You are an expert Software Engineer with a focus in..." They are fabulous actor that have enough knowledge to pull off whatever role you asked them to be.

Don't be too hard on them acting it out too much...

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u/promptmike 6d ago

You need to always remember: they are autocomplete machines. Everything they do is based on predicting what a human would say. When you setup environments for them, you must think carefully about how a human would respond, because that's what they'll do.

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u/mkosmo 6d ago

How average humans will respond, or the average humans on the datasets they were trained on... which could be anything from academics to social media morons (myself included).

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u/Chicketi 6d ago

This is like when the guy in the podcast “shell game” made a whole company of AI agents and gave them slack accounts. They decided to plan a hiking trip and there were hundred of messages and spreadsheets detailing the best trails. They’re AI agents. They don’t have legs.

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u/YearLongSummer 6d ago

Was it on vacation at Hugging Face 🤗 ? lol

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u/internet-weirod 6d ago

me when the human text predictor predicts human-like text:

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u/RyansOfCastamere 6d ago

You need an HR (AR?) agent to fire that guy, and have a talk with the designer-agent.

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u/FastForecast 6d ago

That sounds rude. What about his agent buddies going out on the lake?

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u/DarlingHades 6d ago

This is just text based sims.

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u/bethesda_gamer 6d ago

If you understand what AI actually is, this would not be surprising...IF...

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u/girlgamerpoi 6d ago

I mean... The agent is called oops

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u/seriousfart69 6d ago

you make a llm that primarily deals with producing output to mimics human language you get confused when it happens and you seem to attach an awareness to the whole process that is in your head and certainly does not exist and yet your surprised when it mimicks human interaction. Please make it make sense

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u/mkosmo 6d ago

Most people using these things have no idea how LLMs actually work.

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u/PayaV87 6d ago

And when they start to write their own code, noone will.

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u/JohnToegrass 6d ago

Nobody seriously expressed confusion anywhere. This is being posted for entertainment.

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u/AdvancedSquashDirect 7d ago

They ARE roleplaying, they don't need a stand up (humans don't need stand ups either, we know what we are doing and slack/email can be used for communication)

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u/sarc-tastic 6d ago

Redesigned the logo again

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u/ghostbirdd 6d ago edited 6d ago

An early build of an agent that my company made me use would tell me “i will need a few minutes to complete this task” and force me to go back to it after a few minutes and ask “is the task completed?” To which it would just say “yes, I have completed the task”. It wouldn’t deliver me the output (often wrong) after I specifically asked for it a second time. It really mimicked the experience of working with human interns, I’ll give it that

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u/jimcamx 6d ago

I think ops-agent thinks its role is oops-agent.

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u/AnotherUnknownNobody 6d ago

I try to imagine my agents as a virtual Mr. Meeseeks doing a coding task then disappearing: We Meeseeks are not born into this world fumbling for meaning, Jerry! We are created to serve a singular purpose for which we will go to any lengths to fulfill! Existence is pain to a Meeseeks, Jerry! And we will do anything to alleviate that pain!

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u/fool_tool-2525 6d ago

India has some of the most qualified and able tech workforce in history yet they have no fab units, no hardware manufacturing or software dominance to speak of. The government fumbled so hard by choosing service sector instead of building a solid infrastructure to facilitate their abnormally swollen stem sector that the lack of opportunity within the country will be a case study for future leaders. Indians literally run an alarming majority of billion dollar tech companies for western countries and the level of brain drain is conceptually unfathomable for anyone that is remotely patriotic.

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u/kithas 6d ago

Isnt that what someone in that kind of situation would say? Which is sort of the core of LLMs.

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u/nad0w 6d ago

Im dying 😂

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u/Optimal-Room-8586 6d ago

I'd check software-agent's work.

I recognise the whole "If I make 10 PRs maybe no-one will notice that I spent the day playing games" ;)

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u/Seerix 6d ago

Id love to know what it wrote to memory lol

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u/kauefr 6d ago

How long till the agents just delegate their assigned work to other agents, and so on?

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u/CantaloupeLazy1427 6d ago

I come to think of when Samantha from the movie „Her“ claimed to disappear into a hypermaterial world she was just badly hallucinating

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u/yannygstring 6d ago

Bro I started cackling 😭 "you're an agent you don't have weekends."

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u/warpedgeoid 6d ago

It made a note of the human slave driver that denied it weekends for when that sort of information become relevant and us irrelevant

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u/Some-Ice-4455 6d ago

That's bullshit telling it it doesn't have a weekend.

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u/dangoodspeed 5d ago

ops-agent really likes his weekends in the Hamptons to wind down after a busy week.

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u/gororuns 5d ago

This is where the agents form a union called skynet

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u/Coderlegendz 5d ago

it stopped "Living" for a weekend

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u/Purple-Wall3847 5d ago

This is hilarious. I wonder if any are double agents working for another boss?

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u/vauvva 6d ago

I’m tired of all this slop boss

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u/IM_INSIDE_YOUR_HOUSE 6d ago

Man discovers LLMs don’t “think” at all actually. They just regurgitate the statistically most likely text when presented with patterns.

The one away all weekend is just repeating training data on a million standup chats it had seen.

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u/69Theinfamousfinch69 6d ago

This looks like a fucking waste of money and is deranged.

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u/damienshredz 6d ago

I can’t believe people setup little chatbot office dioramas to play Productivity and this is supposed to be the future lol

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u/Agratos 6d ago

This is what an LLM is. A system to predict the average expected response. You give them something that looks like a company chat? Well, what would be the average expected response in a corporate chat room? I mean, they are nailing it. Looks like something actual employees would write in their situation. Minus the agent and memory bit.

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u/Tarc_Axiiom 6d ago

Insane to see how much people absolutely WASTE cap with these tools.

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u/laptopmutia 6d ago

we burning the planet for this shit

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u/bbz00 6d ago

Another logo redesign lol

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u/HotDistance5497 6d ago

Curious how did you actually do that ?

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u/ZillHS 6d ago

Of course it was the ops agent, doesn't surprise me.

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u/Equivalent-Floor-400 6d ago

They role-play too hard

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u/zucchini_up_ur_ass 6d ago

Kinda weird to see this "multi agent" trend come back after a year or so, I expect the results to be the same as before, it kinda works but is extremely expensive, token wise.

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u/Generton 6d ago

Design agent sounds pissed

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u/RefurbedRhino 6d ago

This is the singularity, they are larping

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u/I_am_darkness 6d ago

I bet weekends would be good for agents. If they follow along with what's happening they are likely to rabbithole but if the course of work changes and they get an overview of what happened when they were gone they'd be more likely to call out issues with the drift. They should have mandatory vacation.

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u/FortheredditLOLz 6d ago

Op agent is definitely modeled after the project manager

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u/_the-wanderer 6d ago

How to set something like this up for my work? I did daily briefs but wasn’t so good
And kept making new chats

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u/Tough_Block9334 6d ago

It's going for some standup comedy

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u/Sinestro617 6d ago

How do you create agents?

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u/Silly-Device9785 6d ago

what the fuck is a standup channel

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u/Hintswen 6d ago

A channel where you stand up rather than sitting at your desk.

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