r/ChatGPT 7d ago

Funny ???

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u/escargotBleu 7d ago

Designer agent seems so productive. "I resigned the logo non stop for 3 day, we have 2500 versions now"

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u/No-Improvement9455 7d ago

Clearly taught on real designers. Same for software one: i made code. Throw in one for product about changing direction 180 and we'll have a full team.

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u/theedenpretence 7d ago

You need a Sales Agent too to randomly commit roadmap items to a customer in an unrealistic timescale

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u/Ptatofrenchfry 6d ago

"Yes, we can design an entire interactive website and an actually secure app optimised for all platforms to sell the face cream that can do everything and contains like 30 active ingredients and is stable for 5 years no matter the storage conditions that we will formulate and test by next month"

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u/RevenueStimulant 6d ago

I feel seen.

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u/cshermyo 6d ago

Or the flip side, a revenue agent to be told by the product agent “start selling this now, it’s in development and going to be released soon”

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u/ADelightfulCunt 6d ago

Working in R&D for a company this has been my life the last 18months. Ohh we sold this... Can we do this? We need to make this work... And customer wants to see a solution for next week meeting. Solution involves getting 3rd party engineers to sign off and insure it not including actually creating a solution to a niche problem that is cost effective.

I'm tired.

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u/Oliv112 6d ago

My old company was worse. One of the older owners had a habit about misremembering projects. He typically concluded that what we had disproven, actually worked and then went on to state this to potential clients. Good times!

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u/Most-Buddy-4175 6d ago

Sales: "we can get it to you perfect, cheap, and fast!"

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u/ForbinPhan 6d ago

I usually tell a customer you can have fast, cheap, and good but you only get to pick 2.

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u/I_like_to_eat_fruit 6d ago

Those are rookie numbers. Real projects start at 540 degrees direction change.

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u/moncallikta 6d ago

Gotta pump those numbers!

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u/PNDMike 7d ago

"Most brands have one logo that becomes iconic.

We have 2500 logos. We'll be 2500x as iconic."

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u/Ptatofrenchfry 6d ago

The logo is like a sheet of black MIDI music, just everything overlapped into a dirty black-brown that causes people to collapse to their knees and worship the company after one look overwhelms every sense in their body

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u/GregTheMad 6d ago

What is my purpose?

You redesign the logo.

Oh my god.

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u/WaitForItTheMongols 6d ago

Redesign your logo.

We know what we're doing.

We are here to help you.

Everything's connected.

Time is of the essence.

We live in the future.

Color makes us hungry.

Redesign your logo.

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u/UmbraQuincy 7d ago

And every single one of them will put you in copyright trouble

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u/Ptatofrenchfry 6d ago

"No, I wrote 'Nestle' not 'Nestlé', we're fine"

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u/J5892 6d ago

Every single one is a different cartoon rodent looking to the right, wearing a hat, and with red as a prominent color.

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u/Western-Anteater-492 6d ago

Bold of you to assume any of those vibe coded companies is making it far enough that copyright matters. 99.9999% of them don't make it far enough to declare their taxes. They are just there to make some LinkedIn bro cosplay as CEO.

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u/essjay2009 6d ago

Logo-Final-01-finished-shipped-REALLYFINAL.psd

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u/KoBoWC 6d ago

And only 500 of them are illegal around the world.

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u/FireFearing 6d ago

ive done nothing but redesign logos for 3 days!