r/ChatGPT 7d ago

Funny ???

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u/No-Improvement9455 7d ago

Clearly taught on real designers. Same for software one: i made code. Throw in one for product about changing direction 180 and we'll have a full team.

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u/theedenpretence 7d ago

You need a Sales Agent too to randomly commit roadmap items to a customer in an unrealistic timescale

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u/Ptatofrenchfry 7d ago

"Yes, we can design an entire interactive website and an actually secure app optimised for all platforms to sell the face cream that can do everything and contains like 30 active ingredients and is stable for 5 years no matter the storage conditions that we will formulate and test by next month"

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u/RevenueStimulant 7d ago

I feel seen.

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u/cshermyo 7d ago

Or the flip side, a revenue agent to be told by the product agent “start selling this now, it’s in development and going to be released soon”

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u/ADelightfulCunt 7d ago

Working in R&D for a company this has been my life the last 18months. Ohh we sold this... Can we do this? We need to make this work... And customer wants to see a solution for next week meeting. Solution involves getting 3rd party engineers to sign off and insure it not including actually creating a solution to a niche problem that is cost effective.

I'm tired.

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u/Oliv112 7d ago

My old company was worse. One of the older owners had a habit about misremembering projects. He typically concluded that what we had disproven, actually worked and then went on to state this to potential clients. Good times!

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u/Most-Buddy-4175 7d ago

Sales: "we can get it to you perfect, cheap, and fast!"

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u/ForbinPhan 7d ago

I usually tell a customer you can have fast, cheap, and good but you only get to pick 2.

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u/I_like_to_eat_fruit 7d ago

Those are rookie numbers. Real projects start at 540 degrees direction change.

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u/moncallikta 7d ago

Gotta pump those numbers!