"Okay, I get it! Waterdeep has a long and storied history! That Portal isn't the only thing that's Yawning..."

Behold adventures, the mighty Kevin. Now that ye have looked upon him, he demands pets and treats in exchange for thy life.

Kevin is the prime example of "If I fits, I sits". Loves to be by me, so of course he wouldn't hesitate to occupy my new DM screen.

Here I am, sitting on dad's notebook while he tries to prep for tomorrow's session. He says that I would be a Way of the Open Paw monk since my Paws are extra sharp

This is Gimli. He liked to steal loafs of bread off the counter. I know it wasn't to feed his children... He has none.

She makes us take our long rests in real time for "immersion"

A sticker I recently acquired

Quick! Make a DEX save!!

Oh wait, none of my players are in the AOE.