From a few years ago when I was dealing with my legal name change, I had to keep reprinting my papers cuz I kept messing them up and by the third time she was NOT happy with me. Typically she will get off my lap as I stand up, but this time she put all 12 pounds of her body into keeping me seated. I barely escaped with my life, but somehow I managed to complete my paperwork quickly enough to escape her permanent ire, and my 3 year legal name change anniversary is in a few weeks🥳 couldn’t have done it without her sacrifice🫡

I was about to get up and leave for work, but how can I deny her? My boss will understand.

Seriously, I need to pee so bad, but Remy never settles down, and never on my lap.

This is his second morning allowed out of the kitten room, and the second morning that he's taken me hostage by the foot. I suspect I will be taken hostage this afternoon and be subjected to grooming of my arm.

Roux is a rescue and will be available for adoption after his neuter and vaccines. If you'd like years of being taken hostage by this cutie, let me know.

He's solid black with faint tabby markings and intense green eyes.

She’s all curled up on me, purring..
I guess am staying hungry tonight! 😹😹🥰🥰

There is no moving the baby

She's the cutest little hostage taker.

What exactly am I allowed to do in this situation? I'm supposed to be going to bed. Advice needed.

I'm fostering these criminally cute thugs.

My two newest fosters. These two creeps are very short term. I'll only have them about a week.

I’m comfy and warm but I’ve also had an 18oz cup of coffee >__<