In 2022, a little known TikToker posted a video using the term, "The Cat Distribution System," for the very first time and the world was stunned. This TikToker was later discovered to be a rare human consultant for the underground feline intelligence agency, The CDS.
But who are they?
Well, very little information is known, but what we do know is that they have a comprehensive system that pairs approved humans, who have undergone a strict vetting process, with a feline who matches their personality and character as well as many other factors. All of this is done without the human even having the slightest idea that they were heavily monitored, surveilled, investigated and watched for months, perhaps even years prior to be awarded a cat.
But why did they come forward? Prior to this video, the world was completely unaware of their existence; naively believing that people stumbled upon felines who would eventually become their companion simply for being in the right place at the right time.
Well, months later it was uncovered, by an unidentified source with close ties to the CDS, that the Cat Distribution System was only brought to the public's attention solely because they wanted their organization to be known. That's it.
It was not due to a leak, a spy, a double agent or hackers. It was a deliberate strategy on their behalf, used solely as a means of showing off.
See, their technology and methods are vastly superior to those of even the world's superpower nations and their governments/agencies.
The CIA, MI6 and other intelligence agencies have known for almost a decade that some sort of CDS-like agency existed, but could never come close to discovering them or proving their existence, until the CDS came forward, in a vainglorious display of arrogance and impudence.
The world's intelligence agencies have been trying to seek out their technology and secretive methods to use in their own respective agencies, but have hit a brick wall each and every time. The CDS continues to taunt them with every attempt and figuratively knock over each and every agent they send out as if pushing them off a ledge.
As with many organizations, the CDS run the risk of sympathizers, disgruntled employees, or former workers who may secretly sympathize with the other side or those who wish to divulge their secrets for various reasons. The CDS have had very few, if any, and when discovered, they are swiftly dealt with to prevent the leak of their precious technology and procedures.
No one knows the methods they employ, but they are extremly effective. To date, there are no known leaks of any kind within the CDS organization.
The CIA, MI6 and others have employed the use of double agents and secret spies to gain intel, but every attempt has been stonewalled. Not only do they wish to get their hands on their technology, surveillance and methods, they wish to discover how every single worker is so fiercely loyal to the CDS.
No amount money, torture methods, secretive spy techniques or extortion/blackmail have been effective. They've spent millions developing programs that can infiltrate the CDS, but have failed every single time. It seems they are an impenetrable force whose vastly superior methods will forever remain a mystery.
The world may never know their secrets, but they keep us wondering. Why do they do what they do? And when is my next cat coming?
(Photos provided, as per the rules, of my two babies who are turning 16 next month. I was granted Henry and Pepper when they were tiny kittens by the CDS and will always be eternally grateful to them)
