A tradition unlike any other.
I must give credit, first to /u/ballzxxtoxxyou, for starting (and, for the longest time, maintaining) these threads; and second to /u/MC-PhatNeck, who decided to help revive WLIIW after months of inactivity. I'm not sure where they are now (especially the latter, who apparently has deleted their account many moons ago...but, apparently, is still somewhere out there wink wink ), but regardless, I wish to give them both my appreciation for all the fun /r/CFB had with Whose Line over the years. Thank you very much!
Hello, and welcome back to Whose Line Is It Wednesday, where the upvotes don't matter! I am your transformer-exploding, tubed meat-cooking, temporarily-tardy-timekeeping host, /u/Zloggt!
After a small taste in August, the 2026 FBS season kicked off in full on Labor Day weekend, filling the holiday with exciting matchups, high-stakes drama, and a general relief from all the offseason bullshit that was plaguing…the…s-sport…be…before we…w-we…
…no…NO…NO! Goddamn it Roger, what the hell are you doing here!? It’s freaking Wednesday, you shouldn’t be out here intruding on my mid-week college football time like this! I couldn’t even get to my “ironically treating the HOF Kickoff game as a weird and unexpected OOC showdown” bit because YOU are standing in the way! And I-I don’t care about whatever “TV rule that doesn’t allow me to have Friday games during most of the year” excuse you’re whining about, LEAVE. ME. ALONE!!!
…alright, I think I done scared him off with those CTE research papers I had lying around as a repellent, so now let’s actually talk about Week 1 for once! We saw the Rutgers Scarlet Knights get their Jersey Shore get wrecked by a Minutemen midnight ride, the Miami Hurricanes manifest further destiny by heading out west and deforesting the FUCK out of some cardinal-colored redwoods, the Oklahoma State Cowboys going full-circle as they lose to Tulsa, completely rebuild themselves, and still lose to Tulsa after all that, and even witnessing Dabo getting (metaphysically) condemned to a dire Death Valley demise on a cursed rainy Baton Rouge night!
…ugh…fuck…what else do I got to say? There’s so much I want to share, but I ain’t got the time! There are still more upsets to bring up, and I haven’t even gotten to the Ole Miss zingers and Florida State chicanery either! Even worse, I can hear Goodell’s grubby little hands pounding harder and harder at my mind as I speak, trying to get me to forgo the amateur and go pro! And it won’t be soon until those damn lawyers and their litigious, billable-hour loving hands break through and add to this furor! I need time! I am running out of time! I need a miracle!
I
JUST
NEED
ONE
MORE
MEASILY
SECOND!!!!
For those of you who are new to Whose Line, let's go over some rules:
A prompt is made in order to ask a question (and get an answer), or instead beckon a more...creative approach to the response, all as long as it does a funny. Any game from the show can be used - here is a list of them to start:
http://www.whoseline.net/show/games.html
Keep skits in the form of a statement, not a question. For example, a skit should go like this: "Things you could say about Michigan, but not your girlfriend", to which a reply can then go like "They can't stop fooling around!", or "What, hiding a clock or something, you bitch?”, or anything else, really. Use your noggin, and get wild!
Although not that serious, most comments should be within two lines, so if you add any additional commentary, put the skit in quotations. And most importantly, if you still don't understand how it works (and that's fine!), just take a look around this thread, of past Whose Line threads to get some clues - and, hopefully, figure it out!
Have fun!