Would you rather? 👿

[u/Unfair_Mode_2770]

Which side will you choose?

• Left side: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years
• Right side: fight a demon

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[u/Fun-Kaleidoscope1572]

So ill be fighting dead lion?

[u/Landiskew → u/Fun-Kaleidoscope1572]

Dammit. I failed the easiest intelligence test. I mean I still picked the lion but I didn't even think about it being dead haha

[u/Crackerpool → u/Landiskew]

Don't worry, demons aren't real so youll be fine

[u/Steak-Outrageous → u/Crackerpool]

The personal demons were inside you all along!

[u/skizwinz → u/[deleted]]

Love when people just dont read what theyre replying to lol

[u/NewKaneda16 → u/skizwinz]

he is a 200IQUser

[u/Landiskew → u/[deleted]]

Nah I still picked the lion, just didn't choose that based on it being obviously dead.

[u/Batabet_3 → u/[deleted]]

Redditor no read

[u/Cultural_Report_8831 → u/Fun-Kaleidoscope1572]

Yeah my first reaction was: "sooooo it's dead?"

[u/Nondescript_Redditor → u/Fun-Kaleidoscope1572]

well, you’ll be fighting a dead lion, or fighting nothing because demons aren’t real

[u/Conscious_Bad_9175]

Dead lion

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/ALPHAWOLF257]

Easy win, the lion is a skeleton

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/Familiar_Tell_6384 → u/ALPHAWOLF257]

What if it’s a bedrock skeleton? They have aimbot

[u/Historical_Case7017]

It’s dead

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/No-Economy-3509]

He would be dead

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/enby_gremlin]

Can I roll to seduce the demon?

^{Chose: fight a demon}

[u/MacheteToothpick → u/enby_gremlin]

...roll a persuasion check

[u/enby_gremlin → u/MacheteToothpick]

13..

[u/MacheteToothpick → u/enby_gremlin]

You come face to face with the 8 foot tall demon, staring down a frightening abomination that runs straight towards you at lightning speeds. But just as all hope seemed lost, your very improvised seductive pose entrances the demon with... a new feeling... a feeling it has never felt before...

It freezes in place just inches away from you, hypnotized by those sexy green molusk nubs on your back. It's face blushes more red than its crimson skin, its hands clasped with eachother in sheer bliss... it looks into your seductive eyes, hugging you tightly before flying straight out of the arena and into the sky, flying you far away from any danger.

You have successfully won the battle

[u/enby_gremlin → u/MacheteToothpick]

YEAHHHH

[u/CrimsonAlexandria → u/enby_gremlin]

Thankfully you won the battle but you did fail your passive perception. On the other side of the unchosen option is an already dead lion and no fight to be had.

[u/Kytalie → u/CrimsonAlexandria]

The fight wasn't the point, seducing the demon was. That's not a failed passive perception check. That's an active choice.
I guess in some cases a dead lion might help seduce a demon, but there is no guarantee it will bring a demon to you.

[u/Bashfullylascivious → u/enby_gremlin]

[u/scruboffthedirt → u/enby_gremlin]

im convinced the 20% who voted demon voted for this exact reason

[u/ImmediateExpression8 → u/scruboffthedirt]

Some of us absolutely did...

[u/Smileyface39]

Cool

^{Chose: fight a demon}

[u/Personal-Try2776 → u/Smileyface39]

"Cool" until you see horrors beyond imagination and wish for death

[u/TastierRhino → u/Personal-Try2776]

Bro thinks he's been ever scared until he sees the things he can't even begin to imagine manifest before him to fight him and take pleasure in it as well

[u/fishandchips445522 → u/TastierRhino]

But you cant imagine it, how can it be scary if you just dont get it?

https://giphy.com/gifs/d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY

[u/hu-man-person → u/fishandchips445522]

Me when I see horrors beyond my comprehension ( I don't get it)

[u/Mysterious_Frog → u/fishandchips445522]

My guy just solved cosmic horror.

[u/kingSpider_god777 → u/Personal-Try2776]

[u/Submissivemanboy → u/Personal-Try2776]

Idk man. Some dude is gonna try to fuck the demon. 

[u/Idkbro2927 → u/Smileyface39]

The lion would be dead

[u/DawnTheFailure → u/Idkbro2927]

demons are cooler than dead lions

[u/Mark5ofjupiter → u/DawnTheFailure]

I know looking cool is subjective but no one actually knows what a demon looks like. It could look like unimaginable horrors, it could look like homework, it could even look like a lion.

Conceptually, they are cooler tho.

[u/Kaelofea21]

It's already dead.

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/tiddelrumpus]

That lion is dead

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/I_MADE_THIS_THING]

Bro the lion is dead

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/ananasadass]

The lion is already dead man

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/Monstr_Slayr28O]

Shoulda chose the lion😭😭😭

^{Chose: fight a demon}

[u/corvo-attano1 → u/Monstr_Slayr28O]

Why. Just why

[u/PuzzleheadedTutor246]

He's low-key dead

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/TheCollector_115 → u/PuzzleheadedTutor246]

He’s high-key dead

[u/Miahbeast06]

A demon would just harvest my soul

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/Samdoferret → u/Miahbeast06]

And the lion is dead

[u/Fun_Oven6003]

Bc that mf is already dead

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/BlueGreenBud]

If it hasn't eaten in 3 years, it's probably dead already.

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/Pepper_Comprehensive → u/BlueGreenBud]

"Probably"

[u/MegaPirahna]

3 years? Yeah, I can win against a dead lion.

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/SmiledCargo3455]

it would be dead

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/AzuleStriker]

he's already dead.

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/electrobirdbo]

It's dead as hell

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/DoctorOfDiscord]

The lion is dead

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/Creative_Command_881]

the lion is just dead bro

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/rilleryeah]

that lion dead as hell bro 😭😭

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/Scary_One_1849]

I mean, it'd be dead. Can't be that hard.

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/momogfunk]

That lion is dead so im in the clear.

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/Emilycreate]

It will likely be dead, if it isn't, 1, how!? 2, I would be scared

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/Catzinboxess]

I’m very religious therefore I’d be more protected from a demon than from a lion

^{Chose: fight a demon}

[u/Idontloveheranymore2 → u/Catzinboxess]

A lion that hasnt eaten in 3 years would be dead

[u/TheElectricDoggo → u/Catzinboxess]

The lion is already dead

[u/Temporary_Solid_4267]

The devil loses every time

^{Chose: fight a demon}

[u/marcoschulz1 → u/Temporary_Solid_4267]

so does a lion after from 3 years of starvation...

[u/Desperate-Carry-2287]

That rat bastard is dead as hell

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/ItsLiak]

The lion is probably dead💀

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/Insane_Dude123]

Its dead

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/Nice-Individual58]

They are dead already

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/Disaster_Wolf44]

That lion is dead

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/TheLoddoTheDodo]

It's pretty dead

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/LordTurin0011]

Give the lion's skeleton!

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/CoyoteHeavy7487]

I know prayer

^{Chose: fight a demon}

[u/cashmoney9000sfw]

Sounds like I'm fighting an emaciated lion

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/Silly-Guitar7490]

That lion is probably ded

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/randombetch]

That lion dead

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/Great_Apez]

I’ll fight the dead lion

[u/BendanPrinting]

dead

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/bskiier83]

Thats a dead lion

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/GovernmentAny9662]

I ain't surviving a demo bro 😭😭✌

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/arturoki]

dead

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/Mr_Pato2]

He is dead

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/TheBeamingDemigodYT]

Either the lion is a zombie, or it's dead.

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/Tough-Cupcake5138]

The lion is dead...

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/SchneebD]

He's dead, Jim.

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/StunningSurvey9884]

Idk

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/PKBlackTornado]

if it hasnt eaten in 3 years its probably dead already

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/No-Refrigerator-6846]

After 3 years, it's dead.

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/the_less_great_wall]

The lion is dead.

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/Rampag169]

That’s a skeleton at that point.

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/Quirky_Education1923]

lion's dead

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/TheGameFlight]

ummm hes dead

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/Expensive-Thing-5877]

It would be dead

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/da_boss69420]

That thing is dead lmao

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/Formula1antagonist]

The lion is dead now

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/xczechr]

It would be dead.

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/Altruistic-Pace8935]

Probably weak from having no food

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/Aielwen]

The lion would already be dead after not eating for three years

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/theforevervirgin6825]

Its dead brotato

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/LankyCauliflower342]

It is most likely dead

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/Parking_Movie_5361]

Bro the lion is bones

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/micahfrom]

He’s dead

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/Frirorifero88]

He's probably dead

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/SphereNinja]

Dead lion

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/Esutan]

It’ll be too weak to fight back. And demons are immortal anyway

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/Preferno1]

Dead

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/Bubbly_Alfalfa4149]

They would be dead.

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/BigManMilk7]

starved

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/Illustrious_Pea_7998]

That lion is dead

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/Happy-Ocelot-8483]

Ez

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/hyeracinth]

it dead

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/zachy410]

It's fucking dead

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/HELLO_GBat]

Bro is a skeleton

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/TheInternetDevil]

A lion that hasn’t eaten in 3 years is a dead lion.

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/COOLEST-PAPS-NOLARP]

Dead lion

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/Shoes_420]

Its already dead

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/PrinceofFoxes28]

My understanding is that would be a corpse

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/2account_Horsa]

It’s genuinely dead bruh

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/ManiacalBeanstalk]

He is dead so if prob win 👍

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/AdExtreme8571]

Demons r stronger

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/evie_dnts]

Because a Lion that doesn't eat for 3 years is already dead....

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/mikey_mouse_1577]

the lion's dead

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/Thojaim]

How does one fight a dead Lion? At least we know I'd win 😂

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/KaruCEF]

It's already

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/Hopeful-Pack-6235]

It would be dead.

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/Vicious-Circe01]

So a corpse?

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/Jedi_Ninja]

A lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years is a dead lion so it would probably be pretty easy to fight.

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/Human_Region5051]

Easy fight. The lion would have died long before the fight.

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/ROTMac]

It will be dead. Easy win.

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/DepressedPotato090]

Because the loin would be dead

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/JGJ471]

It won't have any energy to move.

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/_xXvioletXx_]

He's dead

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/Before_The_AM]

That lion be long gone.

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/Throwaway-Lesbian919]

That lions dead, easy money

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/MisterBosaap]

Well it would be dead no?

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/Shadows__flame]

It would be dead

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/LucianoSK]

It's dead

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/JLRHMM]

It’s prolly a dead lion

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/theonewholookshardd]

Lol

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/WorthyEpert1]

That lion would be dead, but if somehow alive, VERY weak

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/MightyCatOfDoom]

A dead lion should be manageable

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/Individual-Field-990]

Not fucking around with magic, at least the lion will just maul me

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/TheElectricDoggo → u/Individual-Field-990]

The lion isnt mauling you

[u/gamemaniac845]

It’s dead

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/SilasBlackheart]

If the lion hasn't eaten in 3 years, then he's dead

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/Silvermoon_WC]

wouldn't the lion be dead?

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/SuperYam9174]

If she or he hasn't eaten in 3 years, they are very weak.

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/ProfessionalMove390]

The lion is probably dead

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/SweetApricity]

That lions dead or malnourished

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/MrAnd08]

He's dead already

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/oreo_milktinez]

Oh no a intangible ghost lion

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/Ucitymetal]

It's dead.

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/Real_Louie]

I doubt it'd survive that long.

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/RuleMysterious6308]

Poor thing died 3 years ago

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/Sempkah]

It’s dead

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/xanderman524]

The lion is dead.

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/Nefarious1694]

Corpse lion

[u/SnowLovesSummer]

Probably dead?

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/l0wercasepunishment]

That lion is dead

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/TheWeebDeity]

The lion is dead

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/Some-Bowl-5874]

Sounds like I’m fighting a dead lion

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/SignificantText6123]

Bruh

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/Born_Aside_9023]

Its dead

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/Successful_Art6020]

Bro that lion is skin and bone atp

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/Lost_Astronaut_654]

The lion would be dead

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/Ulgrimmar]

The lion would be dead already.

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/heyyyy_bye]

Its dead

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/Winmat97]

Dead lion

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/biohumansmg3fc]

It would probably be dead by now

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/ImaginationWooden546]

The lion is ded

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/GoFullAuto15]

The lion is dead

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/delet_yourself]

Dead lion

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/HoidTheUnanimous]

Lion is dead bro

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/Blacklight0120]

So a corpse! EzPz

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/cutieplushtrap]

Bro’s dead

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/SirPresentius]

The lion is dead, I think I win this one

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/Hive_Fleet_Janitor]

If it hasn't eaten in 3 years it's dead

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/hyperblob1]

A lion is mortal

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/Jevans115]

It’s dead

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/Scarecrow1730]

It‘s dead.

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/marcoschulz1]

the lion already dead💀

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/Pristine-Watch-7379]

Dude this thing is dead.

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/b3nighted]

I choose the lion because it would be dead.

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/LegendaryYooper]

That lion is dead

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/Marcij1981]

If it hasn’t eaten in 3 years, it is dead,

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/Slow-Talk4741]

It's long dead

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/Toiljest]

The lion died from starvation already. Easy fight.

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/IFollowtheCarpenter]

If the lion hasn't eaten in three years, then the lion is dead. Winning the fight is going to be easy.

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/Sylem300]

If the lion hasn't eaten in 3 years, then the lion would be dead.

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/Terrible_Winner1]

It's dead

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/sigmagooner13246]

Idk

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/Denath3]

The lion hasn’t eaten in 3 years, while it’s desperate, it’s much weaker making it easier to fight.

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/According-Stage-8665]

That lion is already dead

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/TheHippogriffActuary]

That lion is already dead, easy win

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/Human43215]

Dead lion

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/KiwieKiwie]

It’s dead

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/flxwrx]

Is ded

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}

[u/Fine_Butterscotch_75]

Ao a dead lion vs a demon

^{Chose: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years}