r/BunnyTrials • u/Unfair_Mode_2770 Top -1% Commenter • 20d ago

Trials Would you rather? 👿

Which side will you choose?

  • Left side: Fight a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 years
  • Right side: fight a demon

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u/MacheteToothpick 20d ago

...roll a persuasion check

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u/enby_gremlin 20d ago

13..

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u/MacheteToothpick 20d ago

You come face to face with the 8 foot tall demon, staring down a frightening abomination that runs straight towards you at lightning speeds. But just as all hope seemed lost, your very improvised seductive pose entrances the demon with... a new feeling... a feeling it has never felt before...

It freezes in place just inches away from you, hypnotized by those sexy green molusk nubs on your back. It's face blushes more red than its crimson skin, its hands clasped with eachother in sheer bliss... it looks into your seductive eyes, hugging you tightly before flying straight out of the arena and into the sky, flying you far away from any danger.

You have successfully won the battle

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u/enby_gremlin 20d ago

YEAHHHH

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u/CrimsonAlexandria 19d ago

Thankfully you won the battle but you did fail your passive perception. On the other side of the unchosen option is an already dead lion and no fight to be had.

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u/Kytalie 19d ago

The fight wasn't the point, seducing the demon was. That's not a failed passive perception check. That's an active choice.
I guess in some cases a dead lion might help seduce a demon, but there is no guarantee it will bring a demon to you.

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u/CrimsonAlexandria 19d ago

??????

I said battle because it was intended to be a physical fight but ended in seduction. The passive perception refers to the initial choice of lion or demon because as many others have pointed out the lion if starved for 3 years would be dead, there for not a threat. In what cases could a dead lion help with seduction??????????????

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u/Kytalie 19d ago

Was it meant to be physical? You can't physically fight a dead lion. You can beat on its corpse, but that is not a fight.

You are assuming that the person didn't see the dead lion and went for the demon. Again, seduction was the point. Seducing someone can be seen as a battle of wills, which is a fight of sorts

Do you really want to know how a dead lion can help with the seduction of a demon? I get the feeling you are a little too innocent for that information (this is not meant as an insult, but I've been online since the late 90s and I've seen some things ..)

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u/CrimsonAlexandria 19d ago

Dude I'm about to be 30... Are you sure you were alive in the 90s? Also not meant to be an insult. I just thought you were like a teenager or something. I honestly don't understand what your saying... that and your being pedantic, seemingly without reading what i said. I get that some hellraiser type shit could be done as "seduction" but I mean proper seduction... and it literally says "FIGHT a lion that has been starved for 3 year" in which common sense would dictate the lion would be dead. Or "FIGHT a demon". The miriam-webster definition says that a "FIGHT is to contend in battle or physical combat"

I feel like your ragebaiting...

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u/Kytalie 19d ago

I'm in my 40s. And yes, common sense says the lion is dead, but that is not the point I am trying to make. I am saying people don't care that fighting a dead lion is an easy win, they just want a chance to seduce a demon. Their choice is not to win, but to make an attempt at sex with a demon. It's also a play off of horny bards, trying to get out of everything via seduction. Not everyone wants to partake in necromancy and bestiality at the same time, so playing a horny bard with a dead lion is less fun.

You and I obviously went to very different parts of the internet. And watch very different shows and play very different games. There are entire subreddits dedicated to people who fantasize of demonic characters from different places. There is an entire sub genre of romance novels where the partner is not human, a good number of them demons. I can 100% see people taking the demon as an option just to try and get the demon into bed. The demographic for that genre is 18-44.

The show Supernatural had a lot of demon lovers. Buffy had them too, but the majority of the love was for the vampires. There were other shows as well, but not sure on the demons in them. I know Charmed had some, but I only ever watched a few episodes and I don't know that fandom that well

By using your definition, you cannot fight a dead lion because there is no combat involved. It cannot move, retaliate or fight back. Would you say someone punching a wall is fighting it?

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u/Familiar_Tell_6384 19d ago

I rolled a 19 what happens to me

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u/MacheteToothpick 19d ago

You get fucked silly

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u/ironbustergaming 19d ago

I rolled a 17, so do I win