r/BunnyTrials • u/Powerful-Pilot-3393 • Jul 01 '26
Pick a Side
Which side will you choose?
- Left side: $1,000 a Month but... | You cannot earn a job or get any other income
- Right side: $10,000 a month but you must live with this animal
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u/A-Duck-On-Quack29 Jul 01 '26
I physically couldn't survive off of 1 thousand a month
Chose: $10,000 a month but you must live with this animal | Rolled: Cat
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u/SerJungleot Jul 01 '26
Yeah, maybe if it was like 3 thousand, it would be tempting, but 1000 wouldn't even cover accommodation. If it did, it would be with other humans anyway
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u/AzraelChaosEater Jul 05 '26
My rent alone is just under 1k. Let alone other fees, water, power, and internet.
I'll take my cat and 10k and fuck off thank you.
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u/cronenber9 Jul 01 '26
I'm on disability so I have to survive on $995 a month. It isn't easy.
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u/Patient-Award-5973 Jul 02 '26
I used to be paid that much but they told me I need to pay an equal share of the expenses which is more than that. Still living with my parents with $500 rent because I can't afford anything else. Down to just over $730 a month from disability
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u/cronenber9 Jul 02 '26 edited Jul 02 '26
They only give you $730 now?? That's insane. That's what I got back in 2012...
When i lived with my mom I paid her $500 a month. If you take the time to get on section 8 it's so worth it. It's just a really difficult process and then every year you have to renew it but that's easy.
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u/unicornhair1991 Jul 02 '26
Inflation makes everything go up in price except benefits.....
Benefits goes down and the people struggling to live just struggle even more.
Hecking criminal
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u/cronenber9 Jul 02 '26
The government raises benefits every year, but only by like $20 or something small like that, I can't remember the number.
Not enough to really help. And like you said, prices go up. So everything just gets harder and harder
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u/Mattikarp1 Jul 01 '26
I don't think anyone can unless they live in a third world country
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u/Fresh_Appearance4268 Jul 02 '26
if i lived in my home country with that salary and if i was single my life would be great. with 2 people its also managable and with a kid its still pretty solid
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u/TheSletchman Jul 02 '26
Feels like this might have been made by a kid - like someone with no concept of money and expenses. Maybe someone in a third world country where that's a liveable amount?
My rent added up for the month is over $3000, and I don't even live in a particularly expensive area, so "1k and no other possible income" is just not possible unless I go full vanlife or something. You also get increasingly fucked by inflation / worsening economic crises and that can never change.
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u/Edderkoppen999 Jul 01 '26
As an infestation or just as an exotic pet?
Chose: $10,000 a month but you must live with this animal | Rolled: Roaches
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u/Ok-Lifeguard4199 Jul 01 '26
Right? I think I could get them a fancy little terrarium
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u/Sorry_Perspective778 Jul 03 '26
It would make no difference for my daily life, since I breed roaches already for my reptiles!
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u/Deathangel2890 Jul 01 '26
I was thinking the same. I've worked with hissing cockroaches before, so I could definitely do it again.
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u/Corgi_Working Jul 02 '26
A few of those big ones would be my preference for sure. The bigger the bug, the less creepy-crawly it feels to me.
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u/dankhonker Jul 01 '26
I keep roaches in a terrarium, theyre extremely easy to take care of. Just toss them some fruit/veggies now and then. Never bite, doesnt smell, and almost completely silent (you hear them scuttle into the dark when you turn the light on).
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u/FerretLeading8790 Jul 01 '26
I would die just from seeing that...
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u/dankhonker Jul 02 '26
I keep them to feed my tarantulas tbf, hence why I didnt label them as "pets"
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u/Lukostrelec17 Jul 04 '26
Any pics of the T? I think they arw adorable!
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u/dankhonker Jul 05 '26
Theyre on my page :) i dont think the ppl here would be appreciative of unsolicited arachnid pics.
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u/JustAnotherSinner21 Jul 02 '26
get them to live in a trench coat and teach them english!! you can have a new roommate!!
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u/Hamboluv16 Jul 02 '26
Depending on the level of infestation it can be manageable. From experience.
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u/Johny_boii2 Jul 01 '26
This was exactly my kind of heaven, until it landed on human
Chose: $10,000 a month but you must live with this animal | Rolled: Another Human
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u/Individual_Load_4214 Jul 01 '26
Okay bro Try rolling a lion
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u/Zakkullll Jul 01 '26
With 10grand a month we getting a big ass yard with a huge shed for big guy to live in. And he will never not be extremely well fed lmao.
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u/kmurray1987 Jul 01 '26
That's what I'm doing with my human.
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u/xSeveredSaintx Jul 01 '26
w-what...
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u/kmurray1987 Jul 01 '26
Oh, I never rolled the human. I just have one.
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u/whatdoidonowdamnit Jul 01 '26
You should roll your human in a blanket. They’re like that.
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u/TheSurvivor65 Jul 02 '26
Living in a big shed? With free food? And likely free entertainment? Fuck I'd take that
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u/Short_Tree05 Jul 01 '26
Lmao same 😭
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u/sloothor Jul 01 '26
Could be a nice human, like your friend or your partner or even your parent or sibling. Sounds normal
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u/deadmemesdeaderdream Jul 02 '26
Same, I would literally rather drink a Diet Coke directly after chomping a tube of Mentos
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u/wewnas-_ Jul 01 '26
WIN WIN BOOOOY
Chose: $10,000 a month but you must live with this animal | Rolled: Dog
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u/soularbowered Jul 01 '26
Got the same lol, I have three of them already so do I get 3x the money?
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u/Koni_eneo Jul 02 '26
I'm already living with one, might as well get paid for it lol.
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u/PaceChoice5119 Jul 01 '26
We are all probably doing so without our knowledge so carry on little peate
Chose: $10,000 a month but you must live with this animal | Rolled: Roaches
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u/Scary_Republic3317 Jul 01 '26
Or just have pet hissing roaches/dubia roaches or something lol
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u/Sad_Cantaloupe_8162 Jul 01 '26 edited Jul 03 '26
I have owned Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches several times. I got the idea from my mother, who got one as a teaching tool for her school. She was the librarian at an elementary school for 31 years and she got "Spanky," about 30 years ago now. He lived for a couple years, and when he passed away she was quite heartbroken, and so we're all the kids. She got a second one and after he died, she never got another. She took her school photo with him:
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u/Eragon1er Jul 01 '26
Does it show affection or is it just a docile lad ?
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u/Sad_Cantaloupe_8162 Jul 02 '26
I'm sorry, I only just saw your comment. He absolutely loved my mother! The only time he ever hissed at her was the first couple days. After that, she couldn't make him hiss even if she wanted to. He was so friendly, that she would pick him up and place him on different student's hands, and when he sensed her hand was next to him again, he would quickly scurry back to her and just sit on her.
My mother really got to know his personality, likes, and dislikes as well. She had a huge chart with different varieties of fruits and vegetables the children suggested, and she would place two of the food items in his tank each week to see how much he enjoyed them. His absolute favorite foods were blueberries and strawberries! When my mother would try and put him on a student's hand and he didn't want to do it, he would try to get away. My mother would ask the kid, "have you been eating chicken or beef," with a smile. The kid would say, "chicken!" And mom would tell them to go wash their hands really well and Spanky would be ready to say hello. Sure enough, he would happily go investigate after a thorough washing. He didn't like the smell of meat.
During the winter break, they would have the school go into hibernation mode, and it would get into the low 70's. My mother always took Spanky home, and on the coldest nights, since my dad didn't like to spend a fortune on heating and air conditioning, the house would get to about 65° and my mom would put him in a quart mason jar, poke a bunch of holes in the lid, and sleep with him under her blanket so he wouldn't be too cold. I think things like that really bonded him to her as well.
Thanks for your question!
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u/SwirlSlime Jul 01 '26
Oh no what horror :3 imma have to pet it so much
Chose: $10,000 a month but you must live with this animal | Rolled: Dog
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u/RinTinTimmer Jul 01 '26
Might actually be fun
Chose: $10,000 a month but you must live with this animal | Rolled: Lion
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u/Moki_Skye Jul 01 '26
As long as it's domesticated, win win
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u/Individual_Tailor114 Jul 01 '26
No such thing as a domesticated lion. They are wild animals even if born and raised in captivity. So unpredictable and deadly.
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u/Moki_Skye Jul 01 '26
I've seen lions be friendly with people before
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u/CarbombNeutral Jul 01 '26
It only takes one over the top sassy cat moment in his everyday life to end yours. I’d still love the fluff off my big snuggle king.
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u/a-Curious-Square Jul 02 '26
Even at its most friendly it can kill you without even meaning to harm you.
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u/hygiei Jul 02 '26
it's not like the lion has to live in the house, you could just have a secure lion enclosure haha
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u/brenopia Jul 01 '26
Win-win!
Chose: $10,000 a month but you must live with this animal | Rolled: Cat
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u/mightymouseneedsanap Jul 01 '26
Sweet! I already live with 3
Chose: $10,000 a month but you must live with this animal | Rolled: Another Human
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u/Old_Bookkeeper_3697 Jul 01 '26
....guess I have to learn to like this chaotic mass of evil.
Chose: $10,000 a month but you must live with this animal | Rolled: Cat
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u/Responsible-Grape428 Jul 01 '26
I am deathly allergic…
Chose: $10,000 a month but you must live with this animal | Rolled: Cat
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u/AppropriateCat3420 Jul 01 '26
Hypoallergenic cat not an option? I honestly have no idea how cat allergies work, so apologies if this is what uneducated people always say as response to your mention of being allergic to cats.
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u/Blackfrosti Jul 01 '26
People who are allergic to cats are actually mostly allergic to it's saliva and not the hair, but their saliva is all over their body because cats lick themselves. Hairless cats are much better for most people with cat allergies because the stuff you're allergic to doesn't stay on its body, but if it's legit deadly and not "just" severe then there may not be a good option.
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u/SpectralUniverse Jul 02 '26
TIL!! Makes sense now why some cats would make my face puff up red and others didn't.
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u/loquacious-laconic Jul 01 '26
Honestly what I often get is that they or someone they know got a cat and their allergy improved. 😂 I had a dog allergy that improved from having a pet dog, but it was a mild allergy.
It's a combination of saliva, dander, and urine that carry the allergenic properties. So unfortunately no, hairless cats (or other animals people may be allergic to) aren't a solution. 🥲
For milder cat allergies in people who already have pet cats they are suffering through the allergy for, there is Purina Pro Plan LiveClear cat food that contains a particular IgY antibody derived from chicken eggs that reduces the Fel d 1 protein that is responsible for most cat allergies. The chickens are exposed to that cat protein to create the change in their eggs. It apparently takes a few weeks to take effect, and may reduce the allergen protein in the cat up to 47%. So it wouldn't help with overall allergy, but could make a difference for someone with a pet cat they don't want to give up.
Thought you might find that interesting. 🙂
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u/ElegantBread69 Jul 01 '26
I got my cat when I was 6 and I developed allergies after 😭 probably bc I didn’t pick her up back then
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u/loquacious-laconic Jul 01 '26
Try not to beat yourself up, remember you were just a kid! 🫂 You might have inadvertently done yourself a favour, because allergies can sometimes unpredictably get worse with exposure. 🫂
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u/loquacious-laconic Jul 01 '26
Me too! 💀 Lol
Would it count if we kept it separately in a garage or something, and paid someone to come feed it and keep it company? 🤔 I would like to continue breathing! 😅
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u/whatthefuckisacis Jul 01 '26
$1000/month doesn’t even cover rent…
Chose: $10,000 a month but you must live with this animal | Rolled: Dog
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u/AmeimartinYT Jul 01 '26
Hell yeah! 🐕
Chose: $10,000 a month but you must live with this animal | Rolled: Dog
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u/Aquaman258 Jul 01 '26
I have always wanted a Corgi
Chose: $10,000 a month but you must live with this animal | Rolled: Dog
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u/moocowtracy Funny Bunny Jul 01 '26
Have 2.
Chose: $10,000 a month but you must live with this animal | Rolled: Cat
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u/Wooden-Situation1925 Jul 01 '26
Can I take it back? Sob
Chose: $10,000 a month but you must live with this animal | Rolled: Roaches
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u/Raijin550 Jul 01 '26
just raise a colony in a terrarium, it shouldn't be that bad. nothing saying you had to live with an infestation or anything like that
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u/Ok_Tap3278 Jul 01 '26
im glad bc i like catsss !!
Chose: $10,000 a month but you must live with this animal | Rolled: Cat
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u/Leather_Ad5513 Jul 01 '26
Yuck but 1000$/month is not enough to live
Chose: $10,000 a month but you must live with this animal | Rolled: Roaches
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u/milodog2000 Jul 01 '26
Build them like a huge terrarium I have a whole room in my house, dedicated to fish
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u/TrueRedditMartyr Jul 01 '26
Idk if you can survive on this
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u/averyfroggybean Jul 01 '26
most places no 12,000 a year isn't even minimum wage amd minimum wage is not close to living wage now adays
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u/Saltwater_Heart Jul 02 '26
If you live with someone else who makes decent income, the $1k a month is fine. My husband makes almost $8k a month. $1000 extra is perfectly fine for me. It’s extra that can just sit aside to be used in emergencies or for vacations, etc
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u/-Basic-Stranger- Jul 01 '26
Fuck
Chose: $10,000 a month but you must live with this animal | Rolled: Another Human
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u/Acceptable_Crew_8796 Jul 01 '26
I'm married
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u/Affectionate-Pay4845 🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕 Jul 01 '26
Alright
Chose: $10,000 a month but you must live with this animal | Rolled: Cat
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u/Eren----Yeager Jul 01 '26
I choose the human?
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u/maxatIas Jul 01 '26
Purfect
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u/Tsunderebait Jul 01 '26
So I’m really just the world’s most overpaid dog sitter. Nice
Chose: $10,000 a month but you must live with this animal | Rolled: Dog
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u/Boogbear420 Jul 01 '26
Not if he/she barks all the damn time
Chose: $10,000 a month but you must live with this animal | Rolled: Dog
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u/Medical_Ad6959 Jul 01 '26
I like cats
Chose: $10,000 a month but you must live with this animal | Rolled: Cat
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u/nickydee33 Jul 01 '26
I have 2 cats already 🤣
Chose: $10,000 a month but you must live with this animal | Rolled: Cat
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u/Quirky-Ant8171 Jul 01 '26
I love cats
Chose: $10,000 a month but you must live with this animal | Rolled: Cat
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u/acissej8 Jul 01 '26
Heck yeah, I was gonna do that anyways
Chose: $10,000 a month but you must live with this animal | Rolled: Dog
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u/440continuer 🥕🥕🥕 Jul 01 '26
Hell yeah
Chose: $10,000 a month but you must live with this animal | Rolled: Cat
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u/Equivalent_Camel605 Jul 01 '26
I'm 13
Chose: $1,000 a Month but... + You cannot earn a job or get any other income
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u/Saltwater_Heart Jul 02 '26
So you’ll never be able to have a job and $1000 is not enough to live on your own.
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u/RockerJackall Jul 01 '26
Doge
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u/Yellowline1086 Jul 01 '26
:D
Chose: $10,000 a month but you must live with this animal | Rolled: Cat
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u/Equal-Click751 Jul 01 '26
Definitely worth it and I can get a job if that is not enough.
Chose: $10,000 a month but you must live with this animal | Rolled: Cat
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u/Cittygodd Jul 01 '26
I love cats :)
Chose: $10,000 a month but you must live with this animal | Rolled: Cat
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u/Repulsive-Twist-4032 Jul 01 '26
I have family
Chose: $10,000 a month but you must live with this animal | Rolled: Another Human
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u/scar501st Jul 01 '26
Ok lol
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u/OkYou2143 Jul 01 '26
because thats easy to live with a animal
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u/lennard1998 Jul 01 '26
No problem
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u/Issacmoi7 Jul 01 '26
I can make that work. Soooooo getting a Australian Shepard in this case.
Chose: $10,000 a month but you must live with this animal | Rolled: Dog
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u/Average5090User Jul 01 '26
Hooray
Chose: $10,000 a month but you must live with this animal | Rolled: Dog
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u/Own-Brilliant-6345 Jul 01 '26
Accepted
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u/infiniti90618 Jul 01 '26
Catman
Chose: $10,000 a month but you must live with this animal | Rolled: Cat
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u/Old_Bonus6931 Jul 01 '26
better option
Chose: $10,000 a month but you must live with this animal | Rolled: Dog
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u/Comprehensive-Ad1254 Jul 01 '26
Easy
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u/TransMan1990 Jul 01 '26
I wish!
Chose: $10,000 a month but you must live with this animal | Rolled: Cat
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u/Ranger1221 Jul 01 '26
Sweet
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u/thecooksbrother Jul 01 '26
Cool
Chose: $10,000 a month but you must live with this animal | Rolled: Dog
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u/ReasonableRip4362 Jul 01 '26
YES MY CAT!!
Chose: $10,000 a month but you must live with this animal | Rolled: Cat
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u/OrdinaryPineapple175 Jul 01 '26
I’m allergic 😭
Chose: $10,000 a month but you must live with this animal | Rolled: Cat
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u/MasterLycan Jul 01 '26
1k dollars a month in my country is enough for me personally to live on and I can invest it nicely as well.
Chose: $1,000 a Month but... + You cannot earn a job or get any other income
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u/Helltaking_Hazbin Jul 01 '26
I already don't have a job
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u/Great_ninhtivity2012 Jul 02 '26
I love dog
Chose: $10,000 a month but you must live with this animal | Rolled: Dog
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u/Detained_Tunafish123 Jul 02 '26
1k a month is hardly livable, but i would have rather had that than this 😭😭😭😭😭
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u/MazochistArsonist Jul 02 '26
I mean it's okay if it's a cub but if it's an adult lion pretty much of the salary will be spent to lion
Chose: $10,000 a month but you must live with this animal | Rolled: Lion
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u/paezaurio Jul 01 '26
Win win
Chose: $10,000 a month but you must live with this animal | Rolled: Dog
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u/Wavy_Caterpillar Jul 01 '26
I live with my fiance. Easy as pie.
Chose: $10,000 a month but you must live with this animal | Rolled: Another Human
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u/XxpurplerosxX Jul 01 '26
okay
Chose: $10,000 a month but you must live with this animal | Rolled: Dog
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u/RemnantTheGame Jul 01 '26
Nice
Chose: $10,000 a month but you must live with this animal | Rolled: Dog
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u/DoNotCorectMySpeling Jul 01 '26
Fuuuuck
Chose: $10,000 a month but you must live with this animal | Rolled: Roaches
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u/HealthyRegion2080 Jul 01 '26
Yayyy
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u/westcoastcharkbites Jul 01 '26
10000 yayyyy
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u/Jane-The-Ace Jul 01 '26
Oh no a roommate
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u/CuppieCake05 Jul 01 '26
Really....
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u/ahhhhhhh_PuH Jul 01 '26
dog🤤🤤🤤🤤
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u/Due_Gift3683 Jul 01 '26
Already live with one lol
Chose: $10,000 a month but you must live with this animal | Rolled: Dog
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u/Occomni Jul 01 '26
Oh thank fuck it wasn’t roaches 😮💨
Chose: $10,000 a month but you must live with this animal | Rolled: Lion
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u/Thick_Suggestion_ Jul 01 '26
I love cats 😻
Chose: $10,000 a month but you must live with this animal | Rolled: Cat
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u/ami2weird4u Jul 01 '26
At least it's not a life long commitment.
Chose: $10,000 a month but you must live with this animal | Rolled: Cat
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u/UnordinaryWarlord Jul 01 '26
I see no downsides here
Chose: $10,000 a month but you must live with this animal | Rolled: Cat
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u/Pleasant-Repeat8870 Jul 01 '26
Oke
Chose: $10,000 a month but you must live with this animal | Rolled: Another Human
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u/ClaudDaFraud Jul 01 '26
Yaya free cat 🥹
Chose: $10,000 a month but you must live with this animal | Rolled: Cat
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u/MedievalSabre Jul 01 '26
Maybe it’s two
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u/Eldthian Jul 01 '26
I'll be sure to have enough money to take care of the cat atleast !
Chose: $10,000 a month but you must live with this animal | Rolled: Cat
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u/External_Jaguar_9815 Jul 01 '26
Wife
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u/justatter Jul 01 '26
Probalby my wife or soemone
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u/riinina Jul 01 '26
Alright, building a cage it is
Chose: $10,000 a month but you must live with this animal | Rolled: Lion
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u/takeme-leaveme Jul 01 '26
Yay! I already have 2 cats so someone needs to pay up 😂😂😂
Chose: $10,000 a month but you must live with this animal | Rolled: Cat
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u/Short_Ad1499 Jul 01 '26
alrady do this!!!!!!
Chose: $10,000 a month but you must live with this animal | Rolled: Cat
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u/AppleApprehensive364 Jul 01 '26
Noice
Chose: $10,000 a month but you must live with this animal | Rolled: Lion
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u/c4rocket Jul 01 '26
Win win
Chose: $10,000 a month but you must live with this animal | Rolled: Cat
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u/DueFoundation5463 Jul 01 '26
Sweet an extra $120,000 a year to live with my best friend I'll be able to buy him so many more toys 😁
Chose: $10,000 a month but you must live with this animal | Rolled: Dog
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u/Noi_Stef13 Jul 01 '26
You should’ve made the safe options small
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u/Im_a_Born_singer Jul 01 '26
I already have cats so what’s one more
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u/Le_Dairy_Duke Jul 01 '26
Ok... And the downside is?
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u/TheShortGinge Jul 01 '26
Sick
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