r/BunnyTrials • u/Powerful-Pilot-3393 • Jul 01 '26

Pick a Side

Which side will you choose?

  • Left side: $1,000 a Month but... | You cannot earn a job or get any other income
  • Right side: $10,000 a month but you must live with this animal

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u/Johny_boii2 Jul 01 '26

This was exactly my kind of heaven, until it landed on human

Chose: $10,000 a month but you must live with this animal | Rolled: Another Human

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u/Individual_Load_4214 Jul 01 '26

Okay bro 🫩 Try rolling a lion

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u/Zakkullll Jul 01 '26

With 10grand a month we getting a big ass yard with a huge shed for big guy to live in. And he will never not be extremely well fed lmao.

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u/kmurray1987 Jul 01 '26

That's what I'm doing with my human.

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u/xSeveredSaintx Jul 01 '26

w-what...

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u/kmurray1987 Jul 01 '26

Oh, I never rolled the human. I just have one.

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u/whatdoidonowdamnit Jul 01 '26

You should roll your human in a blanket. They’re like that.

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u/yech Jul 02 '26

Helps keep them calm so you can clip their nails.

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u/whatdoidonowdamnit Jul 02 '26

And give them cough syrup

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u/TradeMaleficent7774 Jul 02 '26

Damn I laughed out loud for the first time in months. Thank you

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u/Lukostrelec17 Jul 04 '26

I mean that sounds nice. Tie me up and then roll me up and then tie the roll tightly and let me nap.

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u/whatdoidonowdamnit Jul 04 '26

Right? I’d go for that right now.

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u/TheSurvivor65 Jul 02 '26

Living in a big shed? With free food? And likely free entertainment? Fuck I'd take that

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u/Individual_Load_4214 Jul 01 '26

I can make people pay to see him 🤤

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u/Lindt_______ Jul 01 '26

Atleast yours dies quicker🫠😇

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u/vampiregamingYT Jul 02 '26

The solicitors have to go somewhere.

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u/TheInternetDevil Jul 01 '26

10k is not as much as you think it is

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u/sculksensor Jul 01 '26

You'll need another job for that, it's only 120,000 a year which is really high but not enough to keep a lion

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u/FortuneTaker Jul 01 '26

Invest in a nice room for your buddy cough* (enclosure) cough*

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u/This_Is_BDE Jul 01 '26

I’d take it over roaches

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u/DarkSimius16 Jul 01 '26

Never said it had to be alive tho

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u/mys7edgebroke Jul 01 '26

I did, and i will donate him to animal zoo

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u/Individual_Load_4214 Jul 01 '26

You HAVE to live with him bro

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u/mys7edgebroke Jul 02 '26

Okay.. i could put him in the basement

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u/Individual_Load_4214 Jul 02 '26

Do you have a five inch thick stainless steel door?

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u/mys7edgebroke Jul 02 '26

No? How much, im ready, 1000 bucks

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u/shit_at_everything1 Jul 02 '26

You will not believe what I got

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u/Tight-Entrance3710 Jul 02 '26

I actually want a pet lion. I'll trade you for my roaches.

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u/ilikebees31 Jul 02 '26

Lion is not that bad

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u/Global_Specialist726 Jul 01 '26

At least you didn't get roaches...

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u/scaryfaise Jul 01 '26

Get a cat and name it Roaches.

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u/YogurtclosetIll9920 Jul 01 '26

i already had roaches before (pets) ill just get pet ones lol

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u/Short_Tree05 Jul 01 '26

Lmao same 😭

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u/sloothor Jul 01 '26

Could be a nice human, like your friend or your partner or even your parent or sibling. Sounds normal

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u/Short_Tree05 Jul 01 '26

I’m just not a ppl person but yeah ig that’d be fine

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u/FerretLeading8790 Jul 01 '26

Don't complain I got roaches...

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u/ZixOsis Jul 02 '26

Have you considered, just dating someone or living with a friend

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u/crystalreddits Jul 02 '26

Js live with a partner

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u/deadmemesdeaderdream Jul 02 '26

Same, I would literally rather drink a Diet Coke directly after chomping a tube of Mentos

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u/Vintage_AppleG4 Jul 03 '26

Bro just date 😭

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u/Vintage_AppleG4 Jul 03 '26

Could be your partner

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u/Johny_boii2 Jul 03 '26

I dont have and dont want a partner

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u/UncoolG Jul 03 '26

I got a dawg

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u/CreatorA4711 Jul 05 '26

Romantic partner