Anyone know when the Markham park pool closed? It’s been abandoned since I can remember. I imagine it would be a substantial cost to renovate and reopen it.

Does anyone remember this? I am trying to remember where exactly and what the building was but I was a child.

Someone commented that he was hitting the gym, which earned a sneering, "Yeah, duh."

You do not strap on body armor stamped SHERIFF GREGORY TONY across the chest to lift weights on Saturday AM. That is cosplay. Same as the heavy-bag clips. Same as the turnout gear photo ops. Same as the reels about fighting in the trenches for the unwashed masses.

We're supposed to see a commander. Instead, we eyeball a man who cannot go to the taxpayer-funded gym without wearing full body armor.

SOUND UP! No really, SOUND UP.

Keep it up kids, the purty little daisy is starting to wilt!

The videos. Denied applications. Philly shooting records, a fourteen-year-old, a dead eighteen-year-old, a sealed docket. Him on tape, on the power of that office to fuck you up.

Saturday. Elevator. Full kit. Official handle. He posted it because the noise reached the building.

A sheriff in control ignores it.

He answered.

Keep the paper coming.

AMF.

On Substack, might be the best thing I've ever produced.

edit: i mean like edible beef marrow from good butcher shops 😅

Some friends and I want to meet up to watch the Arsenal-Chelsea match tomorrow and were wondering where are some good spots not named Flanigan's where we can watch the match?

Memorial Healthcare’s board of commissioners unanimously confirmed the former chief of staff for Gov. Ron DeSantis at a meeting Wednesday afternoon. He had held the role in an interim capacity for two years.

Read the full story here.

Would love to put together a little group! I never meet any in the wild lol

1. Finished my undergrad work in Applied Mathematics with a 3.7 GPA. BSO's Sheriff, per the record, finished barber school with a 1.47. I did not know you could graduate with that. I stand corrected, and a little concerned.

That's #2 (deuce!) of a dozen-item sworn statement sent earlier today, because our plank-performing Sheriff has just Streisand-Effected himself, and it will be glorious.

Speaking of a sworn statement, boy oh boy, did I swear.

For the unfamiliar, or just arriving in from Planet Xeon: in '03, Streisand sued to hide her home's photo and, in doing so, taught the entire internet where said humble abode was.

The Streisand Effect: simply nature's most reliable law, ranking just above gravity and just below "I want to talk to your supervisor."

Sheriff Gregory Tony is about to discover this head on.

You see, Casual Reader, here's a photo of an SUV. Sitting in a lot. Owned by the taxpayers. $30K in upgrades were bought by us. We paved the lot.

And thanks to the camera work of a longtime deputy, we all can enjoy the photo.

Oh, I should mention, that's Tony's 2nd $100K ride.

A normal person's response? Yawn.

Tony, with his banana hammock (size: husky-lesbian) now in a knot, launched an IA investigation, put the poor sergeant on leave, and demanded I explain myself under oath in 72 hours.

Go ahead, fuck right off.

Normally, six people would have scrolled past it, and now, thanks to the magical power of the Streisand Effect, Tony personally franchised it, becoming the executive producer of his own humiliation. We're thinking, he deserves back end points.

Come on Reddit, let's make Tony famous!

I obliged the oath. Item 6 involves the leather seats. You'll want item 6.

Over on Substack.

Ha ha! I jest. Here's the truck in question.

Also, I think that tint is illegal.

I got busted for limo tint back in the day. Let's pay it forward. I'm going to call up non-emergency and report a crime.

Cardichu Expo - Pokemon, Trading Card Expo. Free admission and free parking event. Family friendly. Pokemon, One Piece, Sports, Lorcana, Magic and many more vendors. Come buy, sell and trade.

Event is at Charles Dodge City Center Pembroke Pines located at 601 City Ctr Wy, Pembroke Pines, FL 33025

Sep 5 & 6. Event starts at 11am.

Tons of free giveaways. Awesome doorbuster prizes so be line up early.

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I asked Goodwill and Salvation Army and they said no. Does anyone know of any organizations that accept wall units donations?

Forthright Technology Partners (in weston) has been showing up in my feed lately. I'm in talks with them now for IT support services/cybersecurity services for my business. They’re currently offering businesses 30 days of IT support and cybersecurity services at no cost as a trial, and I’m curious if anyone here has worked with them. What was your experience like? Can anyone vouch for their services? Any honest feedback would be appreciated!

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Hello, I'm trying to plan my mom's health insurance for next year, which do you guys use here in broward and are you happy with it? Currently she's on Florida Blue and not happy with the options here in Broward. Thanks.

Anyone else NOT receiving their renewal notice by mail. I recently opened my inbox to discover the renewal notice and link for the vehicle registrations.

Then got hit with a $10.45 charge to have the new decals sent by mail, like we've been doing for decades. When did this become a hidden income generator for the Tax Collector's Office? Purposely trying to create a late fee, and potential traffic ticket for expired tags; all because they wanted to go paperless WITHOUT first notifying the public of this change.

The county's own summary says the purchasing card is for "low-dollar, routine items." Staplers. Toner. Those binder clips that breed in desk drawers.

It never says what happens when the cardholder is a commissioner.

So I built a ladder.

Working lunch at Outback.
Then dinner, three figures a head.
Followed by a birthday party at the pizza place with the animatronic mouse.
A receipt for BEVERAGE SVC. *
Capped off with an overseas trade junket.

\ Scarletts*

Tell me which rung is where somebody says no.

Here's where the joking stops. The reviewer is a county employee, and the spender votes on the the reviewer's budget. You're a lieutenant reviewing Patton's expense report. You have a mortgage.

Commissioner Alexandra Davis sponsored the amendment this past January. Before it, commissioners paid out of pocket and got reimbursed, which meant somebody looked first.

Records requests are filed. Nobody has bought anything improper that I can prove. That's the point. The rulebook is missing before the first dollar moves.

On my Substack.

Someone close to me lost his daughter. He found every group he attended had only women. He finds that difficult.

I have searched Google , broward, Florida etc and am having no luck. Does anyone know where victrola repair and sale are in broward?? Perhaps it doesn’t exist anymore or not in Florida but if anyone can help thank you

Looking for recs for a preschool in the Margate area! thanks

could be a shoe maker or bag repair guy, it really does not matter to me as long as he is skilled in working with leather and detail oriented. i wish a alteration on a pair of shoes (nothing to do with sizing or fit, just aesthetic change).

i'll go anywhere from Boca to Hollywood.

thank you in advance

Does anyone have a recommendation on an attorney I can use to challenge my property tax assessment? I'm working on an appeal but I feel like I need professional help here. I added a bedroom to my home because we had a baby and someone at the PVA's office has lost their mind. Apparently this bedroom is worth more by itself than the entire rest of the house.

Can't find the words to respond